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If you’re in need of a pick-me-up, then we’ve got a treat for you. [Drumroll] We present to you Bored Panda’s collection of the funniest and wittiest recent Twitter posts made by women. Scroll down, enjoy, and remember to upvote your faves! If you’re still craving for some more female Twitter humor, check out our earlier post when you’re done with this list.

It’s no surprise that a lot of the tweets that people post nowadays are related to the coronavirus pandemic. From funny quips to comments about 2020 being full of unpleasant surprises, the women of Twitter are experts at poking fun at what’s trending.

We all know how important humor is for feeling well—and it’s more important than ever with some of us stuck at home during the quarantine and feeling the effects of cabin fever, and others working essential jobs and putting themselves at risk.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so cool. I never got to see our snake shed coz she would do it at night time when we were asleep.

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    Laughing, especially during difficult times, has a ton of pros. Studies show that laughter reduces anxiety, negative emotions, and helps keep your blood pressure in check! Not only that, but humor also improves our blood circulation, boosts our immune system, relieves pain, and calms down our stress hormones. It’s the perfect antidote for all the challenges that 2020 keeps throwing our way.

    Now, obviously, having a good laugh isn’t the only thing that makes us feel good. Moving lots, eating well, and getting plenty of sleep are all incredibly important for your health. So make sure that you’re exercising and eating something other than junk food and ice cream during the lockdown, Pandas. And keep on smiling, especially when things seem grim! Watching stand-up comedy shows and funny movies can really help when you’re feeling blue.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I remember this. No one in my household even eats avocado and yet we still can’t afford to buy a house.

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    However, professional female comedians have a hard time in the industry. Though there are more and more women doing stand-up comedy, some people still cling to the idea that it’s a “male-centric profession.” 

    Journalist, political expert, and stand-up comedian Ayesha Hazarika writes in The Guardian that being a woman is no barrier to being funny. “Funny is funny,” she sums up her point of view. “Talent and humor is everywhere. Opportunity is not.”

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    According to her, diversity matters in comedy because audiences appreciate hearing unique and quirky stories about life. Variety is what’s important because it’s interesting for the audience.

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes! This is "me" all the time! (Where have I seen such-and-such character before?)

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    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my neck of the woods it would be a toilet roll for some eggs, or even flour!

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    Tabitha L
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate getting these emails. I usually delete my account with companies that pull that c**p. Stop stalking me!

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    T Simmons
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married my best friend at 21, eleven years later with three beautiful children....

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    Thomas Register
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just always assumed that you were supposed to take pillows uselessly cluttering up the couch and throw them out the window. Hence "throw pillow".

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    your_lesbian_friend
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh i just noticed that's the singer i listen to mxmtoon lmao hah

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    Kate Yeti
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angora rabbits are much lower to the ground and this leg fur is unofficially called the dust ruffle.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine how much worse it would be if this was 20 years ago.

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    Emerald Joanna
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who lives in a house that gets all day sun & I don't have air conditioning...it actually feels like hells fire in the Summer. My bedroom gets so hot it's like sleeping in a sauna 😰

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    Mia J
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered teacups...with polka dots. Why? I really don’t know. Maybe the little dots will suck me in an alternate universe that’s not 2020.

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    Audrey Bob-The-Builder
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The iconic Karen Smith look on her face (yes, I know its from mamma mia! but, The look is just like Karens...)

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    Kate Yeti
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actual conversation with my son upon walking in to his bedroom the other morning.. Me: Morning, buddy! Son: CHEETOS ARE MY BREAKFAST!!! Me: Nope. *grabs one* THIS Cheeto is MY breakfast. School starts soon. Get dressed, unless you don't feel like it. Then don't.

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    Marcin Bulus-Trando
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing how many computer related problems can be resolved by turning something off and on again, I don't see anything wrong with that.

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    Little Wonder
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those wondering, this is a real photo. It was taken in the 1990s and used in a Patagonia catalogue.

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    Dianna Siever
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have zero interest in watching this show, but lots of interest in seeing the men of this show dressed like the women. It's normal and necessary for them to be wearing some of those sling thongs in all promotional material, to convey the feeling that they too are objects. Oh wait, people aren't objects?

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    M Adams
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keithy, you are trying to appreciate them, not gross out the medical community. So, tits in sir.

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    Elli Rahim
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. Made it 3x. Still depressed cos I'm out of instant coffee now.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always pronounced it Chick Filler, coz that's what it says (we don't have this chain in the UK). Found out recently it's supposed to be Chick Fillay, LMAO. We pronounce 'fillet' as 'fillitt', so that would explain my mistake.

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter works at cracker barrel. Before they shut down customers were stealing the toilet paper.

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    Alexandra Davis
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering what it says: -Started making it -Had a breakdown -Bon appetite

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    Emerald Joanna
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This means "package of care" in the medical field....(I realise this is not what this person is alluding to though)

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    Lydia Dean-Melchior
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uumm... BIG NO!!! Joe Exotic was only in it for the money. $$$ Killed young tigers simply because they were of no financial use to him any longer.

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    Carol Taylor
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAMN, that was quite good..you really need to have clicked on the little name below to see it in it's full form..pity l came through AFTER the voting finished..

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    Carol Taylor
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes..well l was..I'm hoping it was because you climbed the machine to access the shelf and slipped..hopefully..

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