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Oh, I'm laughing so hard.

I just always press whatever number the "I want to pay" option is and it will immediately take me to a human and then I break it to them that I'm not trying to pay, I'm trying to complain so please transfer me to customer service.

Hahaha. Yes.

love the name :D and a good hack to not fall again

I really thought there was something wrong with my new washing machine. The 30 minute programme is actually a 40 minute programme. Just, why? And why do I forget this fact from one day to the next?

The rotation of the drum bends the time continuum. Everyone knows that. ;)

It was 13 minutes half an hour ago!!!

This is like the old windows download/install minutes. I guess it runs on the same program?

Wait the numbers on a washing machine are supposed to be time? I thought they were like, honestly I don't know what I thought they were.

2 Washing Machine minutes is an eternity compared to running for the bus 2 Minutes

The machines in my building are of the basic, older model type machines. Even though the dryer is fairly new, supposedly, as I watched it get replaced a few months ago. The machines don't give you any idea of how much time each particular setting takes to complete. So you just kinda have to guesstimate. I unfortunately/fortunately share a wall with the laundry room so I can hear the machines, for when they stop. It's roughly about 30 minutes for the washer and about 45 minutes for the dryer.

I thought it was just me!!!!

Why aren’t football games in real minutes…just run the damn clock

Each washing machine in my apartment complex works on a different time zone.

THIS ONE!Omg.....so annoying

washing machines use (american) football minutes. two minutes left in the game, and an hour later you might see the end of the game.

At least they aren't football minutes

Literally saw yesterday in tiny print in my washer manual that the programme timings given may be inaccurate by upto 1.5 hours. 1.5 hours!! It's just blatant lying in their sales info

My washing machine is totally accurate, but the dryer's suggested time is never right.

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My washing machine timer is never even remotely accurate... 9 minutes somehow stays at 9 minutes for about 20, and sometimes 35 minutes has magically become 20. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I guess my washing machine grew up wanting to be a calculator, but it's lack of number sense relegated it to do humans' dirty work.

WAIT, THANK YOU?? I have a timer oh my phone to check the wash and it's NEVER CORRECT on the machine?!

My washing machine is in real minutes. My previous washing machine was off by ten minutes though.

YES! Mine says one hour but it is actually two hours.

But are they longer than microwave minutes?

washing machine in my building will say 1h05 and sometimes its 55 minutes somethings 1h20... always different. I think its because washing machines can tell how heavy the load is and adapts accordingly

The thing is, they are addictive to those who don't need them, not those prescribed. It's crazy how many hoops you have to jump through, when addicts are just getting them on the street anyway. I don't know anyone with ADHD who would give up their meds for cash, since they are the only things that make them feel 'normal'.

ooooh, i understand that too deeply :/

I saw one with my own eyes a couple of weeks ago for the very first time. They really have a just because you can, doesn't mean you should vibe. They can't be sold here in the UK as they are too heavy and don't meet crash protection standards.

We all have our purpose in life.

God forbid a girl has hobbies

NGL That would make me laugh

Yeeeeees! Cold nights, warm and cozy blankets and PJ's. Summer nights are too damn hot

"Now, Mr Spiggott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan.... A role traditionally associated with a two-legged artiste.... A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement. "

And then suing your advertisers because them choosing to not advertise next to white supremacist propaganda infringes on your...free speech...to get paid...by them...???

For God's sakes woman, it was you from the future who invented the time machine, did betting on all the correct results she knew, and wanted to win money in the past so that you could have fun!

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True!

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I'm early and park in the same spot for years. When I have a new car people are astonished when they see me. 'I thought you had a day off.' Sometimes I'm late and that spot is taken. When I walk in a college saw me 'oh, I thought you had a day off, sorry'. I've never claimed that spot.. humans are creatures of habit.

They do?