You’d be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t like comedy! Luckily for us, the internet is chock-full of comedians—amateur and veteran alike—who light up social media with their quips and funny insights.
Today, our team at Bored Panda is featuring some of the most hilarious posts and comments, as shared by the women of X (formerly Twitter). Scroll down to check them out! These should brighten your day. And we hope you have a notepad handy because if you’re looking for humor-related inspiration, this is digital gold!
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I just always press whatever number the "I want to pay" option is and it will immediately take me to a human and then I break it to them that I'm not trying to pay, I'm trying to complain so please transfer me to customer service.
The BBC reports that it’s not just human beings that enjoy a good laugh. Some species of animals are into humor as well! Not only that but they might also use it to strengthen the bonds between them.
A study from the University of California Los Angeles looked at great apes’ daily routines. Our closest living relatives, including orangutans, chimpanzees, bonobos, and gorillas, were found to tease each other.
I really thought there was something wrong with my new washing machine. The 30 minute programme is actually a 40 minute programme. Just, why? And why do I forget this fact from one day to the next?
“What we saw often was that a juvenile would sneak up behind an adult that was busy grooming another ape, and proceed to poke them or hit them on the back, sometimes even surprising them,” Isabelle Laumer, one of the researchers of the study, told the BBC.
The thing is, they are addictive to those who don't need them, not those prescribed. It's crazy how many hoops you have to jump through, when addicts are just getting them on the street anyway. I don't know anyone with ADHD who would give up their meds for cash, since they are the only things that make them feel 'normal'.
“They'd then wait and watch for the adult's response. Usually, the target would just ignore them, and so they'd persist in their teasing, making the behavior more and more elaborate and difficult to ignore, until they sometimes ended up slamming the adult with their entire body.”
This sort of behavior is akin to human beings sticking their tongues out at someone else and then running away.
Other species of animal are likely to have a sense of humor, too. Other species of animals are likely to have a sense of humor, too. Dogs, foxes, wild coyotes, and wild wolves also tease each other, as researched by Marc Bekoff from the University of Colorado, Boulder.
The ecology and evolutionary biology expert added that he’s also heard stories of some species acting like stand-up comedians and jokesters. Among these animals are horses, Asian black bears, and the scarlet macaw.
Meanwhile, the BBC also reports that rats are ticklish while dogs and chimps can actually laugh.
It’s hard to argue about comedy because each of us has a unique sense of humor. What you find funny can be subtly different from what makes your family and friends giggle. Meanwhile, a coworker or passing acquaintance of yours might not even smile at the things that make you wheeze with laughter.
The same holds true for social media posts: a lot depends on your personal taste and what humorous content you grew up with. Some internet users are huge fans of dark humor with an edge. Some prefer cheesy and silly dad jokes. Others might enjoy more subtle, nuanced, and layered jokes that really make you think.
For God's sakes woman, it was you from the future who invented the time machine, did betting on all the correct results she knew, and wanted to win money in the past so that you could have fun!
At the end of the day, no comedian is going to satisfy their entire audience. Not everyone will laugh. However, that’s the way of the world.
You can’t make everyone happy, no matter what. But if enough people are giggling and guffawing at your content, you can add your joke or quip to your list of successes.
I'm early and park in the same spot for years. When I have a new car people are astonished when they see me. 'I thought you had a day off.' Sometimes I'm late and that spot is taken. When I walk in a college saw me 'oh, I thought you had a day off, sorry'. I've never claimed that spot.. humans are creatures of habit.
However, if your skits and posts don’t make much of a splash, whether in person or online, you may want to consider changing things up. You should also consider the feedback you get. There will always be folks who hate what you do, no matter how high you rise.
So, you need to look at what criticism is valid and helpful and what’s simply people venting because they’re in a bad mood. If you take every negative comment to heart, you’ll soon lose any and all motivation that you had.
Yeah, why though? A fridge is a very normal appliance to have in your home.... edit: in US and Canada appliances are usually not hidden. The dishwasher, fridge and stove are all very much visible except in the wealthiest of homes
Like Bruce Lee once said, “Absorb what is useful. Discard what is not. Add what is uniquely your own.” Finetune your comedy until you’re making more and more people laugh. Of course, that’s easier said than done. It requires a ton of patience, lots of passion, and the willingness to experiment until you get things right.
Truly successful comedians iterate and polish their quips over time. They have a growth-oriented mindset and see failure as a lesson in the making, not as the mark of something ‘bad.’
When you stop avoiding failure and set your ego aside, you can grow incredibly quickly. It also helps if you can quickly get to grips with what your audience likes. You wouldn’t try to amuse a crowd full of cheesy joke-lovers with edgy humor, and vice versa.
Which of these tweets made you chuckle the most, dear Pandas? Were there any that genuinely got you laughing out loud? What kind of comedy do you prefer in person, and what quips do you enjoy the most on social media? What’s the best joke you’ve recently seen pop up on your social media feed?
We’d love to hear from you! Share your thoughts in the comments.
Bahahaha I feel this! When my social battery runs out it’s time to just follow my friend around like a shadow for the rest of the party
Mine is a bit dramatic. It used to send me alerts saying it was stuck on a cliff and then I would find it dangling over the edge of the stairs
Just a thought.... that's when you pop a small rodent in your mouth, chew it like gum for the blood, and spit out the leftovers into a napkin. Just sayin....
Yeah, but scabs are dry, and when you wet them, are texturally gross. They aren't so much crunchy when wet as they are gooey.
Load More Replies...According to Spike. Wheatabix. Pulled that one out of the dusty corners of my brain
Do they need blood the way we need water? Like if they drink only that, it's not enough, but they must ensure they get enough to survive?
Most stories imply it's a universally nourishing food, for them, and they don't need anything but blood. Many stories even say that solid food can make them sick. So those were the guidelines I went with.
Load More Replies...Why am I imagining blood filled boba??? LOL I know it's not "crunchy" but that's the first thing that came to mind LOL
... leave it out to dry, and make sure the source doesn't have a mechanical prosthetic valve in their heart. That may increase prep time for anything requiring scab rather than liquid blood. Is scab used, like, cheese melting over stuff and then developing into a crust? In vampires' recipe books, I mean? I've never eaten scab, but ... I guess any predator regularly does so anyway, a vampire might even develop a taste for it, huh?
Would be more like cheese, I think. When re-moistened, scabs get sort of gooey. So not a crunchy food, but maybe as cheese substitute...
Load More Replies...Eat regular food for the mouth feel and enjoyment... and fresh blood for nourishment. It's simple really...
Well, in South of Italy, we make "sanguinaccio" a mix of chocolate, almonds and pig's Blood .. for more recepies... Follow me!😅
I don't gross out easily, but I'll make an exception afteng about that 🤢
Load More Replies...I would be very happy if i didn't have to eat anything crunchy anymore... Why people like noisy food is beyond my imagination...
In True Blood they just kidnapped humans and made them eat one food for weeks so their blood tasted different. Then presumably killed them. Very unsustainable
With the current overpopulation?? I think is a very sustainable
Load More Replies...I think blood would probably have subtly different "flavors" depending on the diet of the "donor".
Load More Replies...Imagine the time that frees up! Let me get a virgin out of the cell. Hypnotise, long white gown. Chomp. That's breakfast, lunch and... Eiw! Are you vegan? Dangit Rosa!
And the bad odors! Inside a 300 year old coffin to sleep. Musty old basements where no sunlight can kill the mold.
Waiter IRL ‘ sorry we don’t actually have watering cans at this restaurant’ In the waiters head ‘why the fùçķ would we have a watering can at work’ (we generally water plants at work with a beer jug 😂).
No but I also can't tell you what like 30% of them even meant?
Load More Replies...SHOW THEM ALL BP ! These are all great, superb and hilarious. Why do you rob us of laughs when the entire world needs them. I'm in the US and if orange felon wins, there'll be no reason to laugh at all come Nov 6. Keep all of the laughter coming, please
If the former president wins, hopefully we'll go back to 2.7% mortgage interest rate, lower grocery prices and $2.50/gal gasoline, instead of the $4.89/gal we have now in San Francisco. You must not have to pay bills.
Load More Replies...No but I also can't tell you what like 30% of them even meant?
Load More Replies...SHOW THEM ALL BP ! These are all great, superb and hilarious. Why do you rob us of laughs when the entire world needs them. I'm in the US and if orange felon wins, there'll be no reason to laugh at all come Nov 6. Keep all of the laughter coming, please
If the former president wins, hopefully we'll go back to 2.7% mortgage interest rate, lower grocery prices and $2.50/gal gasoline, instead of the $4.89/gal we have now in San Francisco. You must not have to pay bills.
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