“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: 50 Hilarious Times Dogs Seemed To Malfunction Hard (New Pics)
Let’s give a big round of a-paws for the goodest boys and girls and the absolute best friends humans can ask for, our dogs! Besides being the most loveable and loving animals ever, doggos also cheer us up with their goofy antics and entertain us by simply being their silly and kooky selves. Unlike our cat overlords, they are not the most elegant, sophisticated, and cultured four-legged friends out there. But let’s face it, it’s all part of their charm.
Here at Bored Panda, we can never get enough of these crazy pooches and their unprecedented levels of derpiness. And thanks to the corner of Reddit known as 'What's Wrong With Your Dog', we never have to. This online community is a safe place for dog owners to share possibly the funniest moments of our pals "malfunctioning", all grace evaporated in front of the camera's flash.
To show you just how easily these cuddly critters can overwhelm your heart with pure joy, we’ve created this wholesome homage to our canine companions acting too weird for words. Scroll down to check them all out — they’re bound to brighten your day tremendously. Be sure to upvote your favorites and then visit our earlier pieces on the subreddit here, here, and here.
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I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All
Such A Good Boy!
Defeat
Laughter is the best antidote for stress, and when it comes to our beloved four-legged companions, you can count on daily giggles. There’s just something about these cuddly pooches that gives us immeasurable amounts of love and care in our lives (and some pretty hilarious moments too!) Besides being the most adorable furballs on the planet, they give us comfort by staying by our side no matter what, and they conquer our hearts by never passing up an opportunity to make us smile.
"I think dogs are so special to us because they're non-judgemental and always there for us," a qualified animal behaviorist Kate Mornement, Ph.D., told Bored Panda in an email. Specializing in companion and captive animal behavior, training and education, Kate strives to help people better understand creatures living under their care, so she was more than happy to share some insights into goofy dog behavior.
According to Kate, dogs are always so happy to see us and spend time with us. "I think we're fascinated with them because of their adorable antics, personality and behavior and because they live in the moment," the founder of the consultancy Pets Behaving Badly said.
What's Wrong With Ur Badass Dog
Magic Pie Bush
My cat does this too. Any place he's ever found a tasty forbidden snack (generally human food not yet put away) must be checked periodically to see if it has produced more bounty.
Same Bro
when i realize that i have to go back into function mode after a day out
When asked about the reasons our dogs seem like they "malfunctioned" by striking weird poses of simply being their goofy selves, Kate explained that our furry friends can be weird and total dorks sometimes.
From dogs who roll around in the grass like there’s no tomorrow to pooches who figure out the strangest ways to get the most pets from passers, there's no shortage of kooky behaviors they express.
Kate mentioned some of the most common ones: "Some dogs sleep in bizarre positions or appear to malfunction when they get the zoomies. Sometimes odd behavior can be caused by a serious health or medical issue so it's important to have your dog checked by a vet if their behavior suddenly changes."
S T I C K
Good Doggo Collected All The Balls And A Bonus Stick 12/10
when it's 12 am and your mom catches you with snacks so you stuff them in your mouth all at once:
This Weirdo's Figured Out That Sitting Here Gets Her The Most Pets From Passers-By
It’s easy to see why their funny antics are so entertaining, and the pups themselves look like they’re having fun. But animal behaviorist Kate pointed out that this seemingly derpy, dorky, and foolish behavior can also be a sign that’s something amiss.
"If you notice your dog becoming clumsy and knocking into things or they're pressing their head up against a wall or chasing their tail or shadows/reflections it suggests they may have an underlying issue. Take them to the vet for a check-up," Kate warned. Moreover, it’s important to tighten the bond with your pet and understand what is normal for your dog so you can pick up the subtle signs that your dog is unwell.
Found In The Wild, Couldn't Restist Posting
Sorry, Not Sorry
One of the dangers of our dogs’ adorable looks is that we may misclassify some of their behaviors as sweet when they actually pose a threat to their health and well-being. This can lead to problems if not addressed, so it’s important for owners to stay alert.
"Common dog behavior we tend to see as cute include jumping up and mouthing in puppies," Kate told us. "This becomes problematic when dogs grow into adults, especially the larger breeds, as it can hurt being jumped on or mouthed by a 30kg dog!"
"Another cute behavior people often laugh at is when dogs steal things they shouldn't have. This problem should be addressed early though to prevent resource guarding," Kate added.
Soot Sprite
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No, Detective, I have no clue who took the chicken. *points to rapidly escaping cat* Maybe that was the culprit?
Dog Has Her Own Bed. Woke Up To See We Were Sharing A Pillow
Snoring is also a behavior you might want to examine more deeply. Even though we all love to be startled by our sleeping doggos suddenly barking, howling, or twitching as they’re dreaming about taunting your cat, it may be a sign of an underlying health problem.
"Loud snoring can indicate compromised airways making breathing difficult. This issue is especially common in brachycephalic (short-faced) breeds. Owners of dogs who snore loudly should have this checked by their vet to see whether something can be done to improve their breathing," Kate told us.
Tick Tock Clarice
Counfy Pillow
i see what you did there.... I see you I I
Load More Replies...So you know how cats can have dreams where they are hunting prey and they act out the scenario in their sleep...?
Well, I am sure his little kitty cheeks are snuggly and warm now. And so is someone else. Somewhere else.
so… nice weather we’re having **clears throat**
Load More Replies...I do! Please Neuter your dog. Or spay them, if they are female. Simple response.
Load More Replies...Oh boy. At least the cat looks to be quite comfortable..... Reminds me of my frat bros after a big ol' weekend binge and bender....
This is too cute...edit: I just noticed where the cats face is 😅😅😅
"I'm afraid to move! What if it starts to knead me with it's claws, though?"
Balls aside, the cat better hope he doesn't let one rip. Dog farts are the devil's work.
I just realized what her pillow was! One false move and he is neutered. Yipes!
I'm home sick and this made me laugh so hard that I nearly had a fatal coughing attack.
Umm so uhm that’s not a pillow and uhm WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE 🤨🤨🤨
At first I was thinking "Oh isn't that sweet, the kitty is laying on the dog's tummy." Then I looked a little closer...
When we see a dog's genitals, why is there always one (or more) person not minding their business and asking that dog be neutered or spayed? There are reasons why people don't do it and it's not your choice, so stop asking. BTW, I love this picture; the belly is shown and the claw are in.
This Happened In My Front Yard This Morning…. I Have So Many Questions
To get to know your furry friend better, animal expert Kate advised you to observe their behavior and take note of what things and activities your pet enjoys tremendously. "Most dog breeds were originally developed to do a particular job. Although most dogs no longer need to perform those jobs these days, many still retain the desires and instinct to perform jobs such as herding, retrieving and guarding as well as normal canine behaviors (e.g. digging, sniffing, barking, etc.)"
"Try to provide daily appropriate opportunities for these activities. Every dog has an individual personality, their own likes and dislikes. Providing for the needs of your individual dog can help them feel happier and less stressed," Kate concluded.
Like A Magic Trick
My Dogs Beauty Is Sometimes Hard To Capture On Camera
Doggo: So You Are Getting Married... Lmao
I Specifically Chose This Park Because There Is No Water Feature
I shall always find a way to get abysmally filthy, foolish mortal
Taste The Rainbow
Just Getting Some Fresh Air, Nbd
Seriously. This Is How He Sits. All. The. Time
Will He Stay Like This Forever?
I Have No Words
Guess Who Tripped Me
Wut ?
My Old Bulldog Compared To My New. I Thought The Old Had Attitude. Lord Help Me
Shoutout To The Time I Wanted To Take A Beautiful Photo Of The Landscape And My Dog Just Went
I Didn’t Get The Job I Wanted So My Dog Ate My Rejection Letter
That One Time We Bought Our Dog An Expensive Orthopedic Bed With A Headrest And This Is How He Used It
Dream Big
Look mom! I gots no neck just like my friend! WE ARE TWINS!!!
Totally Not Guilty
She Likes To Watch The Fishes
Our Whippie Puppy Has Different Style For Every Mood
Dog vs. Wave
Mind Your Own Goddamn Business Keith
I Promise He's Not A Kangaroo... Well, I'm Pretty Sure
you know, i would get a dna test. just to check on things, ya know?
Dragged His Bed In Here To Put On His Best Starving Puppy Act While I Cook (The Tile Is Too Cold For His Royal Hiney
The Look My Best Friend’s Dog Gives Him When He Realises He’s At The Vets And Not At The Park
The Assassination Of Julius Caesar By Brutus- 44 Bce
Doggo Doesn't Get It
"Honey, The Dog's Walking On The Wall Again.."
He Stole A Stale Baguette I Was Saving To Make Breadcrumbs And He's Been Carrying It Around For Three Days
If he can't have French Onion Soup, no one can have French Onion Soup
Rotisserie Style Naps
Did you protect this beauty Queens modesty on purpose? If you did, a half of me wants to roll my eyes and blush.. But mostly I understand your love and respect for the fur baby and want to slow clap your actions
Ruff Day
We Got Him A Stand So He Wouldn’t Have To Bend Down So Much While Eating. Yeah, About That…
Max Usually Is Really Well Behaved. Him And My Nephew Are Still Friends
I have no 'bad days' if I see doggy pics like these. So adorable. 🥰
I think this article is incorrectly titled. Bamboozle means to fool or cheat, not just act goofy or confusing. Adorable puppers tho!
To be honest I'm a little bit scared of dogs but these posts were so damn cute!!! 🥰🥰🥰
I'm a little scared, too! These posts help me get more comfortable seeing dogs in a cute way. The only one of these that was scary to me was the dog peeing on a little boy buried in the sand at the beach--otherwise, I loved them!
Load More Replies...This was the most amusing and enjoyable panda articles by far! Great Job!
i think that i can't take more cuteness today-bye ima go look at some pictures of myself
Remember Pandas, let's not downvote each other's comments, as it gets people suspended + banned. If you disagree with someone, just say so (or ignore). Use downvotes for hate speech/spam only.
Don't know about anyone else. I down voted the spammers.
Load More Replies...Best laugh I have had since Covid started.! Thank all you lovely doggy people and their precious dogs! Bobbah Rob.
I have no 'bad days' if I see doggy pics like these. So adorable. 🥰
I think this article is incorrectly titled. Bamboozle means to fool or cheat, not just act goofy or confusing. Adorable puppers tho!
To be honest I'm a little bit scared of dogs but these posts were so damn cute!!! 🥰🥰🥰
I'm a little scared, too! These posts help me get more comfortable seeing dogs in a cute way. The only one of these that was scary to me was the dog peeing on a little boy buried in the sand at the beach--otherwise, I loved them!
Load More Replies...This was the most amusing and enjoyable panda articles by far! Great Job!
i think that i can't take more cuteness today-bye ima go look at some pictures of myself
Remember Pandas, let's not downvote each other's comments, as it gets people suspended + banned. If you disagree with someone, just say so (or ignore). Use downvotes for hate speech/spam only.
Don't know about anyone else. I down voted the spammers.
Load More Replies...Best laugh I have had since Covid started.! Thank all you lovely doggy people and their precious dogs! Bobbah Rob.