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People Can’t Stop Trolling This $9000 Swiss Army Knife On Amazon, And Here Are 46 Of The Funniest Reviews
Looking for a Christmas gift that the giant tool... Er, giant tool-lover in your life will love? Look no further than the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant. 674 Amazon customers can't be wrong, can they?
With over 87 implements, the sleek and subtle device is able to perform over 141 functions, from apple coring to fish scaling. It's a steal at just $9000 plus shipping, meaning you won't feel so bad about the second mortgage you'll need to take out to pay for it. According to users, if you leave the knife in your car overnight, it'll even fix it up, drive it into town, and return with 2 hookers and a cooler full of beer. Now that's value!
In case you're still having doubts, we've compiled some Amazon reviews from satisfied Wenger customers that will definitely sway you. If you're stumped on what to get everyone else on your list, check out some more products that received Amazon praise.
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just a thought ! 7 years ago
You know you bought the right thing when you "accidentally" repair engines ...
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Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos 7 years ago
People never cease to amaze me with their creativity.. xD
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Lilly Friedman 7 years ago
If "truck" was replaced with "Impala," this would be a perfect episode of Supernatural.
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Royal_Emperor 7 years ago
Although this is hilarious, i am considering the possibility very seriously.
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Cip IESAN 7 years ago
Marty, you should read the users manual first! You must pull the third screwdriver twice, the toothpick once and the 115-th knife three times to come back in our time. But stay there, it's better! No, there is no risk of nuclear war and food is healthier! And you have no Facebook, lucky guy!
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Ceili Fey Hause 5 years ago
If you go the amazon and read the comment section, there are waaaaay more than are listed here, and all of them are golden XD
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TheReader19 7 years ago
Ordered mine tomorrow and was delivered last week. Your move!
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Black Dahlia 7 years ago
Ten-pound bags of mini marshmallows beg to differ.
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Patricia Ross 7 years ago
I ordered this knife. But since it outranks me it did not follow my order.
kalle1724 7 years ago
Ok...who else immediately went to Amazon and looked this up? Currently there are 673 reviews.
Robert Morson 7 years ago
I did, but I'm still not totally convinced it's real. It may be an elaborate hoax. I mean, it shows up a lot of places on the internet, but that would probably be easier to achieve than building this so that it worked and finding people to buy it.
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Markus McCloud 7 years ago
With this handy tool, I graduated top of my class in Automotive Engineering! ...Which is strange, since I was studying for a Computer Science Degree.
Robert Lasher 7 years ago
I didn't read it in the reviews but the rumor is Chuck Norris collected on the guaranteed never to break warranty!
Eyeball 7 years ago
I just wanna know how in the f**k do you use the knife at the end?? Do you hold the bar of steel like a PlayStation remote then attempt to cut a rope? Seems more useless than useful to me...
Cassie 7 years ago
It was a novelty collectible not really meant for use.
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Roger Lima 4 years ago
I actually have one for sale! :D https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/clt/d/los-angeles-wenger-swiss-army-knife/7094995373.html
Roger Lima 4 years ago
I actually have one for sale! :) https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/clt/d/los-angeles-wenger-swiss-army-knife/7094995373.html
Rusty Nail 6 years ago
I dropped mine down the stairs and before I could pick it up it renovated my kitchen, did an oil change on my car, took care of the neighbor's barking dog and got my wife pregnant. In other words it replaced me completely.
Rob Esposito 7 years ago
I am now selling this item at 80 percent off. I pulled out its "self replicating assembly line" feature, it tore apart my house, replicated 4000 times, and I am now living out of its tent. Good thing it comes with its own propane tank, furnace, and Coleman barbecue or I would be cold and hungry...
Keith Baxter 7 years ago
I am returning it on Monday morning. It couldn't win the Stanley Cup for the Vancouver Canucks and it couldn't get the Toronto Maple Leafs into the playoffs, not to mention it doesn't come with Bluetooth. On the plus side during a tequila bender it helped me reconcile Dark Matter and String Theory. The clincher for returning it was when, during my wife's Romance Novel Reading Group, the Inflatable Doll popped open. Piece of c**p goes back immediately!
Claire Kidd 7 years ago
This "knife" (because it is so much more than that. Silly name really) is like Chuck Norris.
TheReader19 7 years ago
Ordered mine tomorrow and was delivered last week. Your move!
Load More Replies... Black Dahlia 7 years ago
Ten-pound bags of mini marshmallows beg to differ.
Load More Replies... Patricia Ross 7 years ago
I ordered this knife. But since it outranks me it did not follow my order.
kalle1724 7 years ago
Ok...who else immediately went to Amazon and looked this up? Currently there are 673 reviews.
Robert Morson 7 years ago
I did, but I'm still not totally convinced it's real. It may be an elaborate hoax. I mean, it shows up a lot of places on the internet, but that would probably be easier to achieve than building this so that it worked and finding people to buy it.
Load More Replies... Markus McCloud 7 years ago
With this handy tool, I graduated top of my class in Automotive Engineering! ...Which is strange, since I was studying for a Computer Science Degree.
Robert Lasher 7 years ago
I didn't read it in the reviews but the rumor is Chuck Norris collected on the guaranteed never to break warranty!
Eyeball 7 years ago
I just wanna know how in the f**k do you use the knife at the end?? Do you hold the bar of steel like a PlayStation remote then attempt to cut a rope? Seems more useless than useful to me...
Cassie 7 years ago
It was a novelty collectible not really meant for use.
Load More Replies... Roger Lima 4 years ago
I actually have one for sale! :D https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/clt/d/los-angeles-wenger-swiss-army-knife/7094995373.html
Roger Lima 4 years ago
I actually have one for sale! :) https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/clt/d/los-angeles-wenger-swiss-army-knife/7094995373.html
Rusty Nail 6 years ago
I dropped mine down the stairs and before I could pick it up it renovated my kitchen, did an oil change on my car, took care of the neighbor's barking dog and got my wife pregnant. In other words it replaced me completely.
Rob Esposito 7 years ago
I am now selling this item at 80 percent off. I pulled out its "self replicating assembly line" feature, it tore apart my house, replicated 4000 times, and I am now living out of its tent. Good thing it comes with its own propane tank, furnace, and Coleman barbecue or I would be cold and hungry...
Keith Baxter 7 years ago
I am returning it on Monday morning. It couldn't win the Stanley Cup for the Vancouver Canucks and it couldn't get the Toronto Maple Leafs into the playoffs, not to mention it doesn't come with Bluetooth. On the plus side during a tequila bender it helped me reconcile Dark Matter and String Theory. The clincher for returning it was when, during my wife's Romance Novel Reading Group, the Inflatable Doll popped open. Piece of c**p goes back immediately!
Claire Kidd 7 years ago
This "knife" (because it is so much more than that. Silly name really) is like Chuck Norris.
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