‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’: 30 Times People Didn’t Even Realize How Bad Their Tattoos Were
Not all tattoos are inked equal. While some are stunning and wow people with their artistic merit, some others can force a double-take, making folks wonder what exactly happened there. Welcome to the ‘That’s It, I’m Inkshaming’ Facebook group, a community of nearly 243k members who poke fun at ‘Actually Bad Tattoos.’
The group is meant for posting “truly awful,” low-quality ink, all in the hope of making people laugh. It’s not meant to be mean and there’s no place for general jerkiness. We’ve collected some of the group’s most interesting features photos, the crème de la crème of bad tattoos, to share with you today, dear Pandas. Scroll down and enjoy.
Meanwhile, be sure to read on for Bored Panda’s in-depth interview with the owner of Glasgow-based Archangel 1608 Tattoo Studio, talented tattoo artist David McKinlay.
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Jesus Tapdancing Christ
What Can I Say Except I’m Sorry
Sooooo Much To Unpack Here
Tattoo artist David, who runs the Archangel 1608 Tatoo Studio in Scotland, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about tattoos.
We spoke about how tattoo artists hone their skills, whether or not customers are always right, and what happens if an artist makes a mistake while tattooing someone.
“Tattooists can practice on any number of things initially, to help them get the mechanics and techniques to tattoo properly,” David explained to Bored Panda.
They Look Like Industrial Era Coal Factory Workers
Why?
No. No You Did Not Have To
“You can buy synthetic skin, pig skin from a butcher’s, or even use fruit, such as oranges or lemons, bananas,” he told us.
However, the tattoo artist pointed out to Bored Panda that there is “no substitute for moving, breathing, sweating, bleeding human skin.” In short, nothing beats the real thing. And sooner or later you’ll have to switch to inking real live human beings. Though, later is best. Once you’ve got the fundamentals down and feel confident.
The Lil Girl Looks Like A Tube Of Toothpaste
awww I thought : this one ain't that bad till I read the caption ..now can't unsee it
Found On A Sketchy Sales Page Get Booked In Quick!
Local Shop, Poor Gal Only Wanted Linework Silhouette Of Dog Ears
“The first 4 or 5 tattoos I ever did were on myself. It was a pretty severe learning curve, but I had to prove that I wanted the apprenticeship, and it let me see how the tattoos would heal up, and what I could do better,” David revealed to Bored Panda the dedication that he personally had for his craft when he was just starting out.
“You shouldn’t really be tattooing actual clients for a long time, but if you can persuade friends to let you once you’re ready, that’s great,” he said.
Found This In An Article I Came Across On Here, Can't Remember What It Was About, But How Tf Do You Manage To F*ck This Up That Bad?
Looks Like Katherine Ryan
There Are No Words
David takes a lot of pride in what he does for a living. “Tattooing is a craft, a skill, and should be taught directly from one person to another,” he said that it is not something that should be learned “by a YouTube video or a bs tattoo ‘school’ that only care about your money.”
Found This On A Page For A Local Artist… Really Hope The Person Who Got This Atleast Wanted The 6 Fingers
I Thought It Was Supposed To Be A Pile Of Wood Lmao
I Was Told By The Artist He Could Do Watercolors Effect. This Is How That Turned Out
Bored Panda was very interested to learn about the dynamic between artists and their customers. David explained that they have a rule that if they’re not 100 percent confident about the tattoo, they don’t do it.
“We’ll try to offer a compromise, but if the client is too rigid, we’ll point them in the direction of another artist. The client is only right in terms of what they like, not how the tattoo can actually be done or will end up looking,” he said.
Seen On Ig
Sorry But.. The Hair!
Found Here On Facebook
What’s more, the tattoo artist and his staff also draw the line when it comes to certain tattoos. “We won’t do any hateful tattoos—racist, homophonic, sectarian, etc. Those tattoos are bad news, but unfortunately, there are those that will still do them,” he explained.
Ok, I'm Gonna Say This, Only A Real Man Would Rock This With Pride!
What.. What Is Happening Here
I Don't Have Words
Worst is, these people proudly display their tattoos and eagerly show them off. I never know what to say when people look at my tattoos, as about their price and go "wow, that's way too expensive, I go to this guy (shows absolute dog**** tattoo) and he only charges XYZ, his work is amazing." I just nod and walk away. I can't.
Exactly, I get that art is subjective. But, when it comes to tattoos their is quite clearly tattoo dog s**t v tattoo art. I'd estimate about 99% of Global tattoo work is in the dog s**t category and I can't fathom for the life of me how people are ok with crap on their bodies. Tattoos are essentially on you for life. You should want only the best not: "but it was cheap" P.s. I'm a fan of tattoos just not the shite stuff that is so predominant. It's easy to find a good tattooist. Just rlook at their past work and what physical "real" art they produce. If they can't do it on paper they shouldn't be doing it on your skin.
Load More Replies...I have this exact Tupac Shakur figurine with the matching Biggie Smalls one. I love this tattoo! The eyes are a bit off, but I was still able to tell who it it is.
I think you had to be there, know what I mean...seemed fine a minute ago sort of thing
All these post make me sad lol, i pay a decent amount of money for my tattoos and they turned out great, (https://www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2h0OjE4MTY3MDM2OTExMDg2OTg4?story_media_id=2653035020767626310_8608266797&utm_medium=copy_link link if anyone wants to see) Honestly don't be afraid to pay more, if the tattoo costs an exorbitant amount of money it's because it's worth it.
Awwww wee midget Tupac. Is it not pc to say midget? Probably not. My bad. Tiny Tupac 4evs!
Like any other artists and craftsmen out in the wide world, tattooists can make mistakes, too. There’s no such thing as perfection in any craft. It’s best to learn from any mistakes and, most importantly, to learn to control your fear.
“Sometimes, a client will sneeze, or move to answer their phone, meaning the tattoo has an extra line or detail,” David said.
I Normally Love This Artist…but What The Hell?
Found This In A Scorpio Astrology Group. All I Gotta Say Is The Lips Are One Of The Worst Parts
You Guys Like Playing Hidden Picture Games? The First Hidden Item You See Is Your Next Bad Tattoo
“The important thing is not to panic (and not to panic the client). Take a few minutes and work out how to deal with the mistake—maybe add an extra detail, darken up some shading. Nine times out of ten, you can correct an issue. Stay cool and work it out!”
I Feel Awful Because I Think It’s Supposed To Be A Memorial? But I Really Had To Triple Check To See If One Of My Facebook Friends Really Posted This Or If It Was This Group
And They Say Australia Has No Culture
Saw The Guy In The Bottom Pic The Other Day At Mcdonalds. I Thought It Was Vin Diesel
Found In The Wild. Thought It Was This Group At First. Very Unfortunate
OMG. Nevermind the tattoo quality - you can't tattoo over moles and pimples! That's really dangerous and can lead to skin cancer.
It's... Lips?
Ink Shaming Myself And My Best Bud While He Was Apprenticing. Ps If You Have An Issue With Body Hair On Women You Can Go Fys
Reasons #2-120 "Why I Have No Tattoos." (#1 is my pathetically low pain tolerance)
Oh gee, Susan, I thought it's because you're smart.
Load More Replies...How can so many people not realize their tattoos suck? How can so many tattoo "artists" not realize they suck?
Perhaps some fabulous tattoos? I've seen some beautiful ones in the wild. Excellent conversation starters.
They had a showcase of Ryan Ashley's tattoos not long ago
Load More Replies...What makes people think tattoing faces is good idea? I have some understanding when it's face of your SO/kid/dog etc, but I have absolutely no clue why would anyone want (bad) portrait of a celebrity imprinted forever on their body. BTW do you know anyone with Bill Cosby tattoo?
Just recently I read an article about a tattoo removal studio. They are booked full to the brim at all times. The removed tattoos they showed in that article were award winning art in comparison to some of the stuff in this post...
Idk who needs to hear this but.... IF YOU CAN OT DRAW, IF YOU ARE NOR CREATIVE, IF YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY TALENTED AT ANY TYPE OF ART MEDIUM... YOU WILL NOT BE A GOOD TATTOO ARTIST... EVER!! Literally ever. Why do people who cannot draw think that they can just skip the paper and regular mediums and go right to skin? It doesn't work like that and never will. If you don't even have the basic skills to draw a fucken tree... or an eyeball... or a god damn flower.. YOU ARE NOT CUT OUT TO TATTOO ON HUMAN SKIN! Maybe an orange.. or a banana.. but never a real human. All of these people should be in prison. I cannot believe some of these people actually work at shops. I have some bad tattoos that my friends did on me.. people who were artistic but never tattooed before and they look better than every tattoo on here. Also, mine are purposely bad. That's what makes mine great. That was the intention. They didn't lie, deceive and defraud me into getting them. I just can't with these ppl.
Can not** are not** Why does my keyboard lag on here sometimes!? Does that happen to anyone else?
Load More Replies...My son was a tattoo artist, and he was wise enough to tell me "Momzer, I'm telling you right now, you are NOT ever going to get a tattoo! (I've always hated them, so he was being goofy) They hurt too much, and you have no pain tolerance, and your skin is far too fragile (it is), and I'm not about to let someone see parts of my mother that only a doctor or a husband should see!" I have zero tattoos, and unfortunately, no longer a son, either, due to an accident 14 years ago.
What in the world was going through these people's minds when getting those? These things are permanent so I reckon some considerations should be made on the viability of the design and the skill level of the artist?
Always look at previous work from that artist. Don't go for the cheaper option, just because it's cheaper. Not with tattoos.
So off topic... but why are people suddenly mixing up 'an' and 'a' (eg. Above comment "An tattoo artist", should be "a tattoo artist").. ugh, just a stupid pet peeve of mine lol ignore me 🙈
Because not everyone here is a native english speaker
Load More Replies...this is why im never getting a tattoo, also why did i read kinkshaming isntead of inkshaming
There no such thing as a good tattoo. It's either bad or really bad.
I've never had the slightest desire to get a tattoo. This post does nothing to change that.
If you want to convey a message......put it on the T-shirt; don't perverse your body.
On point. Perverse you mind, like how this Christina would police your body out of a superiority complex. It's not like you have a right to pierce your ears or anything else
Load More Replies...No, some are very sentimental. My mother got one for her dad when he died.
Load More Replies...Reasons #2-120 "Why I Have No Tattoos." (#1 is my pathetically low pain tolerance)
Oh gee, Susan, I thought it's because you're smart.
Load More Replies...How can so many people not realize their tattoos suck? How can so many tattoo "artists" not realize they suck?
Perhaps some fabulous tattoos? I've seen some beautiful ones in the wild. Excellent conversation starters.
They had a showcase of Ryan Ashley's tattoos not long ago
Load More Replies...What makes people think tattoing faces is good idea? I have some understanding when it's face of your SO/kid/dog etc, but I have absolutely no clue why would anyone want (bad) portrait of a celebrity imprinted forever on their body. BTW do you know anyone with Bill Cosby tattoo?
Just recently I read an article about a tattoo removal studio. They are booked full to the brim at all times. The removed tattoos they showed in that article were award winning art in comparison to some of the stuff in this post...
Idk who needs to hear this but.... IF YOU CAN OT DRAW, IF YOU ARE NOR CREATIVE, IF YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY TALENTED AT ANY TYPE OF ART MEDIUM... YOU WILL NOT BE A GOOD TATTOO ARTIST... EVER!! Literally ever. Why do people who cannot draw think that they can just skip the paper and regular mediums and go right to skin? It doesn't work like that and never will. If you don't even have the basic skills to draw a fucken tree... or an eyeball... or a god damn flower.. YOU ARE NOT CUT OUT TO TATTOO ON HUMAN SKIN! Maybe an orange.. or a banana.. but never a real human. All of these people should be in prison. I cannot believe some of these people actually work at shops. I have some bad tattoos that my friends did on me.. people who were artistic but never tattooed before and they look better than every tattoo on here. Also, mine are purposely bad. That's what makes mine great. That was the intention. They didn't lie, deceive and defraud me into getting them. I just can't with these ppl.
Can not** are not** Why does my keyboard lag on here sometimes!? Does that happen to anyone else?
Load More Replies...My son was a tattoo artist, and he was wise enough to tell me "Momzer, I'm telling you right now, you are NOT ever going to get a tattoo! (I've always hated them, so he was being goofy) They hurt too much, and you have no pain tolerance, and your skin is far too fragile (it is), and I'm not about to let someone see parts of my mother that only a doctor or a husband should see!" I have zero tattoos, and unfortunately, no longer a son, either, due to an accident 14 years ago.
What in the world was going through these people's minds when getting those? These things are permanent so I reckon some considerations should be made on the viability of the design and the skill level of the artist?
Always look at previous work from that artist. Don't go for the cheaper option, just because it's cheaper. Not with tattoos.
So off topic... but why are people suddenly mixing up 'an' and 'a' (eg. Above comment "An tattoo artist", should be "a tattoo artist").. ugh, just a stupid pet peeve of mine lol ignore me 🙈
Because not everyone here is a native english speaker
Load More Replies...this is why im never getting a tattoo, also why did i read kinkshaming isntead of inkshaming
There no such thing as a good tattoo. It's either bad or really bad.
I've never had the slightest desire to get a tattoo. This post does nothing to change that.
If you want to convey a message......put it on the T-shirt; don't perverse your body.
On point. Perverse you mind, like how this Christina would police your body out of a superiority complex. It's not like you have a right to pierce your ears or anything else
Load More Replies...No, some are very sentimental. My mother got one for her dad when he died.
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