I see that some letters are missing like C R A and P

Why Im not surprised it was built in Kentucky

They absolutely nailed it.

Why make something like this?

Perfect for morning commute

Goes great with the pink car interior (from another entry on the list)

These Reborn dolls are just super creepy.

Is it scented?

I'm in a state of shock that someone actually designed and made it

1 tooth pick, lightly used

I'm pretty sure I saw that box advertised in a Mad magazzine

Still has the original tag attached like it's never been worn! Shocking!!

I saw something similar but it was a wooden clock that was painted like a pizza that had no numbers and said pizza time and it was amazing

Liberace called, he wants his phone back :-)

This reminds me of when people sold horse manure in 1973, claiming it was Secretariat’s.

Yeah Jonni, it's very rare i tell you.

Those are repainted corner caps from a casket.

Kinky and stylish

This is where they used to keep their cocaine...

And its..rare i tell you

Nope, that needs to be burnt and then the ashes burnt again.

if it had more like 10 mil then maybe it'd be worth it but 1 mil?

Pricy

Crocs with Rocks?

Probably from the Golden Orb Web Spider... very common these golden webs. If you don't believe that...

Now we need the Yossarian table

If it doesn't have the accompanying book and it isn't in mint condition, you're looking at $500 top.

This is not unusual...

this is just plain stupid! if you have this much money to spend you better give it to charity instead