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Put your hand up if you love dogs. Wow, quite a crowd! To be honest, we expected nothing less. However, even the biggest canine fans know that photography can be a tricky thing to get right if the lighting's off, your subject keeps moving, or tends to be overly derpy.

That’s where the Cryptid Dogs online community comes in. The group celebrates doggos who look bizarre yet continue to be their adorable selves. We’ve collected some of the goofiest pics to share with you, and they look like they could come from our most confusing dreams. Scroll down to check them out. And remember to upvote the goodest boys and girls.

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    I Was Told To Post My Brother's Floof Here. She Really Looks Like That 24/7 From My Height

    Fluffy black dog resembling a "cryptid dog" captured from the top and front views.

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    According to the creator of the Cryptid Dogs subreddit, the group is meant to show appreciation for the “weird-looking lads” in people’s lives. The photos are meant to represent canines that look “so strange you can’t help but find them adorable.”

    Though many of the photos are derpy, goofy, and silly, others are beyond bizarre and wouldn’t seem amiss in your nightmares.

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    The online community was created all the way back in the second half of 2019. Now, more than 5 years later, it’s home to 56k members who like dogs, photography, memes, and weird(er) internet content.

    It just goes to show that taking a good, high-quality picture of your pet is harder than it looks. Any of you Pandas who have dogs or cats at home probably know what a challenge it is when your floofs keep moving about.

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    Haunted Skinwalker Lurking

    White dog resembling a mythical creature in a backyard setting, creating a "cryptid dog" moment.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! Not a skinwalker! Borzois are perfect puppers and gorgeous in every way! I hope to someday be blessed by having a long-snooooooooot in my life <3

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    Many of the images that end up on the Cryptid Dogs subreddit are incredibly meme-worthy. That is, they have a lot of potential to go viral on the internet. Meanwhile, a handful of them have already become memes that have been shared and reshared on social media for years.

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    It’s impossible to know for certain what kind of content will end up being popular, but a good rule of thumb is to look at how (un)relatable it is. To oversimplify, the best memes end up resonating with the target audience on some level.

    Cryptids are supernatural, mythical, or strange creatures from stories that some people believe exist or have existed in the past but have yet to conclusively prove any of this. Some of the most commonly known cryptids include beings like Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti, as well as the Loch Ness monster.

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    It’s easy to scoff at so-called cryptozoologists, but nature can be weird, wonderful, and evolve in very peculiar ways. Just look at dinosaurs—they’re not far off from dragons. And don’t even get us started about the weird beings that live at the bottom of the ocean.

    That being said, believing in something really, really hard isn’t enough: you need substantial evidence that a being you think exists actually exists in the wild. Otherwise, the scientific community and the world at large won’t take you seriously.

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    A lot of the ‘proof’ that amateur and ‘professional’ cryptozoologists have includes low-quality, grainy, or blurry photos or videos where it’s hard to tell what the subject matter actually is. With this in mind, the Cryptid Dogs online group's name subtly suggests that the images its members share ought to be similarly peculiar and taken from odd angles. There has to be some sort of mystical, even creepy vibe to the pics.

    The quality of the photos isn’t the focal point; the goal is to capture your dog behaving and looking bizarre, as though it’s a mythical being. The weirder, the better. Even an adorable, cutesy, wholesome animal can look slightly terrifying and threatening if you adjust the lighting, pick an unusual camera angle, and intentionally take pictures while it’s moving.

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    Throw in a bit of gentle post-processing in Photoshop and there you go—something that looks like it could easily be a cryptid.

    #19

    Heard You Guys Appreciate Noodles Made Of Creepypasta

    Cryptid dog with an elongated body captured mid-stride on a grass lawn, creating a surreal effect.

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    Stumbled Across This Sub And Realized It's Exactly Where My Boy Belongs

    Three dogs playfully interact indoors, with one poodle displaying a wide, playful grin. Cryptid dogs' antics captured perfectly.

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    Even though many of these photos are far from professional, they are authentic. They capture the side of your pets that not everyone is privy to. And that can be a lot of fun. On the flip side, if you want to take quality photos, then you don’t really need the best possible tech. If you have a decent smartphone, the odds are that it has a good camera.

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    #23

    Her Owners Said She Was A Lab/Doberman But I Have My Suspicions

    Cryptid dog captured mid-stride in a grassy park, resembling a mythical creature with an elongated body and tail.

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    The key to good photography is having a bit of patience and perseverance as you develop your instincts.

    That means taking lots of pictures and experimenting with different lighting, angles, framing, and timing. Eventually, you’ll take some professional-looking photos among all the cryptid-like shots.

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    We’d love to hear what you think, Pandas. Which of these photos amused you the most? Were there any that genuinely frightened you? What are some of the goofiest photos of your pets that you’ve taken?

    Are there any cryptids that you personally believe could be real? If you have a moment or two, share your thoughts in the comments, tell your doggos we said ‘hi!’, and share your most peculiar pet pics in the comment section at the very bottom of this list.

    #30

    Those Damn Skunks

    Dog covered in sauce in a bathtub, glowing eyes giving a cryptid appearance.

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    Bryn
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip for anyone reading: Tomato juice does not work! 1 quart of 3% hydrogen peroxide 1/4 cup baking soda 1-2 teaspoons of dishwashing liquid, such as Dawn

    JudyfromAccounts
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brown dog turned orange, but at least she didn't smell like burning tires anymore.

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    camomooey
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found that dandruff shampoo works. Just happened to have the Head & Shoulders right there in the shower when I was washing our skunky dog, and it worked. I tried it again the next time thinking it might just have been a fluke but no, it still worked.

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    1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US folklore has it that tomato juice, sauce, etc get rid of skunk stink. It doesn't.

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    #35

    Bom Bom Is Mostly Skinwalker We Think

    Bom Bom Is Mostly Skinwalker We Think

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolfhounds are the best <3 it is an absolute shame that large-breed dogs have the shortest lifespans :(

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    #37

    I Wondered If Black And White Would Make These Photos Look More Normal. It Does Not

    I Wondered If Black And White Would Make These Photos Look More Normal. It Does Not

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    Daniel Alexander
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    1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long before time had a name, an ancient diety was formed from the Ether.

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    #46

    I Apparently Have Some Kind Of Tarantula-Cerberus Hybrid In My Backyard

    I Apparently Have Some Kind Of Tarantula-Cerberus Hybrid In My Backyard

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    Daniel Alexander
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's multiple entities merged into one. Every so often, the corrupted one is able to break free, but only briefly.

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    #53

    I Was Told I Should Post This Little Girl On Here :)

    I Was Told I Should Post This Little Girl On Here :)

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    #54

    My Dog Began Melting In The Bath

    My Dog Began Melting In The Bath

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    Daniel Alexander
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a Kung Fu master saying important words of advice before dying.

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    #57

    My Friend’s Dog, Rocco

    My Friend’s Dog, Rocco

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the comments on Reddit is "There is nothing in this world like a dilapidated chihuahua" and that is the best comment about a Chihuahua that I have ever read XD

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    #60

    I Just Found This Sub. I Thought My Little Boy Clefford Would Fit Right In Here

    I Just Found This Sub. I Thought My Little Boy Clefford Would Fit Right In Here

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    #64

    Say Cheese

    Say Cheese

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    R.A. Haley
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about pine cones. My little girl used to pick up the tiny ones and carry them all the way home.

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    #65

    My Little Cryptid 🥰

    My Little Cryptid 🥰

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    #66

    Still Learning The Whole "Fetching" Thing

    Still Learning The Whole "Fetching" Thing

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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙͛͗̋͝͝ͅ

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    #71

    This Strange Creature Was My Grandmother’s Companion And, Now That She’s Passed On, It Haunts Me Instead

    This Strange Creature Was My Grandmother’s Companion And, Now That She’s Passed On, It Haunts Me Instead

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    #73

    I Was Told That This Sub Would Appreciate This

    I Was Told That This Sub Would Appreciate This

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, man, is it sad that I can immediately recognize that this is a Belgian Malinois even though it's blurry af? XD ....looks remarkably similar to my Mal, now that I think about it...

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    #76

    Human Flesh Was Her Thanksgiving "Dessert". She Enjoys It, As You Can Plainly See

    Human Flesh Was Her Thanksgiving "Dessert". She Enjoys It, As You Can Plainly See

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    #77

    This Thing Has Been Floating Outside My Door. Should I Let It In?

    This Thing Has Been Floating Outside My Door. Should I Let It In?

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at that ear floof! I think there's gotta be some Papillon in there somewhere XD

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    #78

    On The Way To Being Raptured

    On The Way To Being Raptured

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    #79

    I Worked At A Boarding Kennel For A While And This Guy Always Creeped Me Out

    I Worked At A Boarding Kennel For A While And This Guy Always Creeped Me Out

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    Let Me In!!

    Let Me In!!

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    Tabitha
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    1 week ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He says, having propped himself up on the ledge of the open window, where about two-thirds of his body was visible. In other words, if he wants in, it’s probably an easily doable little jump or climb. Then again, our pets all have their own personalities, and quirks, and brain cell deficiencies….just like us. Pretty sure there have been plenty of people who were already nearly inside through the window but kept yelling their heads off for someone to open the damned door so they can come in.

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    #81

    What I Deal With Every Time I'm In The Bathroom

    What I Deal With Every Time I'm In The Bathroom

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like two Xoloitzcuintles, one Chinese Crested, and one very "done with it all" Chihuahua XD

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    #84

    I Think The Image Alone Is Self-Explanatory

    I Think The Image Alone Is Self-Explanatory

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tripod and bipod dogs and cats can live long, happy lives if cared for properly :) They have no concept that they are disabled and just want to be snuggled (and fed.)

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    #91

    He Sees Into Your Soul

    He Sees Into Your Soul

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    Tabitha
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he steals it from you and buries it in the backyard.

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    #93

    Waiting Patiently And Not So Patiently

    Waiting Patiently And Not So Patiently

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    #94

    The Moment She Spotted Me. I Barely Escaped. (She Uses Human Blood To Dye The Carpet)

    The Moment She Spotted Me. I Barely Escaped. (She Uses Human Blood To Dye The Carpet)

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    #95

    Z W E E M !!! Babababa

    Z W E E M !!! Babababa

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    #97

    Our Buddy, Walter, Who Passed Away Last Month Would Have Fit Right In Here, I Think

    Our Buddy, Walter, Who Passed Away Last Month Would Have Fit Right In Here, I Think

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    #98

    I Hate This Photo Of My Dog Who I Adore

    I Hate This Photo Of My Dog Who I Adore

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    #106

    My "Dog" After Stealing And Eating An Entire Pepperoni Pizza

    My "Dog" After Stealing And Eating An Entire Pepperoni Pizza

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not judging OP (my own cat stole pizza once...) but general PSA: garlic and onions are toxic to dogs AND cats, and pizza sauce usually has both, either in fresh or powdered form (or both.) You can share crust with your doggos and cattos as long as the crust is sauce-free. But don't let them have any of the rest of the pizza. Tomatoes are also toxic to dogs and cats. (A few stolen bites probably won't do lasting damage unless you have a very smol catto or doggo.) If you are having a pizza night, make sure you know where your pet (or pizza...) is at all times and do not leave the pizza unattended. Better safe than sorry :)

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    #107

    Thought She Might Fit In ☺️

    Thought She Might Fit In ☺️

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    #108

    Blood For The Blood Gods! Sophie’s First Time At The Dog Park

    Blood For The Blood Gods! Sophie’s First Time At The Dog Park

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