I need to go potty... they're not listening....

THE DRESS??? IS SO CUTE??? AND THE HEELS???

And this is the bride and groom - playing naked in the kiddie pool - when they were 3!!

Help me. Please.... I'm being kidnapped you idiot....

We're so happy for you Ermentrude! When you were born without a head we were so worried you'd never get married!! But here you are!!

What is funny or chaotic about this touching photo?

I don't think this is gonna work Billy. Yeah, you can probably pee farther from up here, but...how do you....?

How is this funny or chaotic?

There is no boredom worse than that which follows spending money to be at a place to have fun and just sitting there ~ Terry Pratchett (paraphrased)

Thank god for these things. You can just make it flash, smile and walk away - never have to figure out what they hell to SAY...

It's fricken' empty, and if it was glass like it's supposed to be you'd know that already...

that guy looks like he’s looking at his new wife like he’s looking at his middle school crush during math class

This strange woman seems to know who I am, so I'd better pretend to be happy to see her.

Conjoined at the scalp.

"Oooh! Check another one off the list! Here is a 'Pink Collared Bearded Bird-Watching Doofus!' Spectacular!"

For both of you guys who showed up tonight; we'll get the performance underway as soon as the rest of the media team shows up...

Gru, Picard and Mr Muscle had a kid.

Aren't these the same women from the car? With the green witch in the back? Something did not turn out the way it was planned, by the looks of it!

Oh, look! I can see them even without the phone!!

Ooh I want that dress

"Soooo, $12k for the venue, $15k for the honeymoon, $2k for the DJ, $27k for the ring, leaves me with..."

How is this funny or chaotic?

She looks JUST LIKE my niece. Uncanny resemblance!