Wedding fever is well and truly upon us, with the season in full swing and a certain royal wedding clogging up the headlines. And while we all dream of a perfect, flawless wedding ceremony followed by a fun party that is brimming with beauty and love, sometimes things don't exactly go to plan, and funny accidents if not epic fails are bound to happen.
#WeddingFails is one of Jimmy Fallon's legendary hashtag challenges, and it has got people sharing their cringey and hilarious experiences at wedding parties. From drunk moms and unruly kids to wardrobe malfunctions and clumsy best men, this list of wedding fails will have you double-checking your best-laid plans. Scroll down to check out a list of Bored Panda's favorite funny tweets on the topic, and share your own wedding reception stories gone wrong in the comments below!
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Haha! This sounds like something I would do. I once lectured everyone on NOT to drop their smoothies and spill them, three seconds later, I spilled it everywhere...
At my friend's wedding, I held onto her purse while she was busy getting married. Then in the middle of the ceremony a phone started ringing and I thought, "What rude person didn't put their phone on silent." It was the bride's phone, but everyone thought it was me because I had her bag.
Sent for collection? I would counter the same for non-fulfillment...
Well to be honest, babies don't belong at a wedding. We put a note in with the invitations that ours was an "Adults Only" event and as much as we loved the children of our friends, they were NOT invited. A good friend of mine couldn't find a sitter and just assumed I'd make an exception for her. I wouldn't and told her, "we'll miss you". I didn't pay thousands of dollars to have my day ruined by some squalling brat - I'm not being a b***h, her kid in particular was an obnoxious little s**t.
" I, Megan Katherine, do take Megan Katherine, to be my lawfully wedded Megan Katherine"
I had a big Indian wedding. I invited around 30 people. My parents invited around 80. My wife and her parents invited over 400. I literally didn't know anyone for large parts of the day.
My pants split just as I sat down at the wedding of my youngest son. I still haven't had the courage to look at the pictures ten years later!
Aw, that's cute! I'd have loved a child doing that at my wedding. Hilarious.
Father of the GROOM!!!!! I would have been seriously pissed if my old man did this.
Our flower girl dumped her whole basket at the end of the aisle and then started walking back out the aisle as I was walking down saying "wanna fro flowers" so we let her 😂. She's now almost 17 and we still kid her about it. She's a love bug and I wouldn't have changed it for the world.
The day before my dad's first day of work ever, he tried to impress my mom by turning his face as red as possible. Blew two black eyes doing so.
That would be me, but I would also keep them on a note card or something
Why go through with it? The bride and her family could have just had a party that day and moved on.
You don't ignore the flower girl without facing the embarrassing consequences.;)
It's the fault of the Limo service for waiting to confirm the services as long as they did. They should have called the night before. Also while they are not to blame it's definitely worth noting that you should not give your cell phone number if you are the bride or groom. Your best man and maid of honor (or literally anyone else in the wedding party) are the ones who are supposed to manage phones the day of.
I guess it depends on how old your little brother was... 3? okay. 33? maybe not okay.
What is it about people that they think their opinion matters SO much, that it's ok to do something like that?
You wouldn't believe how common is that here in Venezuela, actually not the first story I've heard regarding weddings and airline fails like that hahaha
This works really well actually - went to a wedding recently where this was the plan. By the time the couple were back from honeymoon they had thousands of fabulous candid shots that a professional photographer would never have managed. It was a fairly casual outdoor wedding though. Maybe it wouldn't be the best option for something more formal.
You’re not. You should probably fix that. My grandma was adopted and used what she thought was her real name to get married. The nuns were wrong. When she found and reconnected with her family, it turns out it was way off and they had to go to city hall in their 60’s to fix it.
Went to a wedding where the groom toasted his new wife with his ex-girlfriends name.
My mom used to make me sing that song, and the angry vocals in it are just too hilarious 😂😂😂
Wonder if people thought that you were going to leave your fiance at the alter?
Wait... how? wouldn't the correct twin be... I don't know... wearing a wedding dress?
That's why you shouldn't hold the parties the day before but two days before at least.
I was pregnant with our 3rd child at our wedding. We are really bad at planning LOL and it was a planned pregnancy, any ways, had to get sparkling apple cider. We are a picture of my 5 year old with the whole bottle ripping it up in a corner while looking around suspiciously. I guess he thought it was real.
Punctuation and spelling be damned! Someone please revoke this dude's twitter license.
This is why babies and weddings don't mix... I mean, I love 'em, but there's a time and a place...
If you signed the license you are. You don't even have to have a ceremony.
Having very young children as ring bearers might be cute but it does come with risks!!
yep. a lot of people here in Germany chose "I will always love you" from Whitney Houston for their weddings. The song is about breaking up... sigh.
After reading all about these uncles, I am determined not to invite any of mine to my own wedding.
Perhaps I am confused, but I thought the point of elopement was to get it done privately and announce it to one's family as a done deal.
He handled it with aplomb! Must have been very embarrassing for him too.
...you can get rid of all the music off of your player except for what's on the playlist... then put it back on after the event... complete lack of planning
It's not custom, it's law (if you want to be legally married that is!)
When I got married, my Mom and I went to have our hair styled. When we got back in the car, and the radio came on, someone had called in to make a remark about "A man getting married today who dedicated a song to his wife." He even mentioned the name of the song. (Our song)
I read another post about a bride that was two hours late to her own wedding because of her bachelorette party and he still married her (yes, I read all posts XD)
Do to obligations I attend about 3 to 5 wedding receptions a year. I have rarely seen one where it did not end up in a drunken orgy. I hate going but usually have to. I try to only stay as long as I can get away with. Always try to get out before the drinking gets too bad. I can't tell you the number of times I have seen many of the guest arrive at the reception already blind drunk. Makes me disgusted. Usually the more spent on alcohol the shorter the marriage.
This is thee second one on the list! Why don't all these selfish show-offs who are desperate to include non-pets at their events think about the welfare of the animals in question?? Yes. Yes I'm angry.
As the officiant I will not perform a ceremony if either of the parties is drunk. They are not legally capable of entering into a binding contract while under the influence. And yes, it's happened.
I call bs, with a sharp knife it's easy to tear down the wrap, i could've get in in 15 minutes max.
My brother was trying to save on costs so his wedding location was an old barn in the middle of a forest. I'm very allergic to both trees and mold. I spent the entire wedding struggling to breathe and puffy faced and that is really all I remember about the wedding. Also, the maid of honor and father of the bride speeches were so long and bad (I think they mentioned the bride once, mostly talking about themselves) at my cousin's wedding, that the best man decided his speech to about 30 sec because he was hungry. He got the biggest round of applause.
Your brother is kind of a d**k for doing that, if he already knew about your allergies.
Load More Replies...BIL's wedding vows: "I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never turn around and desert you. I will never say goodbye, I will never make you cry, I will never tell a lie and hurt you." Sweet, and everyone who got it giggled, but still kinda a fail
I went to a wedding where the uncle of the groom gave his entire family copies of his (partly plagerized) self-publshed preachy pseudo-religious book instead of getting a gift for the new couple. Grooms sister is the one he plagerized for parts of the book. One of her aunts had me take her back to the hotel before she (not literally) killed him.
My mother passed the same day a family friend was getting married. 18 years later and he and his family still haven't forgotten us for not coming.
They wanted you to be wedding guests even though your mom died on the same day? You shouldn't be friends with sociopaths, it's not healthy.
Load More Replies...My sister was my bridesmaid and forgot to bring her shoes. She made such a big deal of it. My husband told me later that the rabbi was about to leave because I was 30 minutes late. I told my sister to wear some other shoes, she refused. I said we can all go barefoot down the aisle. I just didn't care! Finally my brother showed up with the shoes and I've now been married 29 years. Now, about the singer who forgot to bring her background music...😂
I was flower girl in my parents and my aunts wedding. In the pictures of my aunts wedding I am happy as I can be but in my parents... I was grumpy and sad during the whole ceremony, all because I couldn't sit on their lap and none of the other family members laps was good enough XD.
You were a flower girl at your own parents wedding??? Omg, how embarrassing
Load More Replies...I have so many bad stories about my wedding, it's no surprise that I ended up divorced. We only had the wedding like we did because his parents paid. Everything was done their way because it was their money. About 2 months after the wedding they showed up at our apartment and asked when we were going to pay them back. Excuse me? I had and paid for a wedding that I didn't want in the slightest. I spent a lot of time on the seating arrangements. It was a small wedding and everyone knew each other. When I got to the reception I was surprised to see that my family had changed all the seating and no one was where I out them. Grrrr. Oh... and one of the groomsmen cornered me and asked if I would be with him if he left his wife. Fun times....
Oh... and the DJ showed up with a massive bandage on his head and play every song on the "Do not play" list! How could I forget that gem.
Load More Replies...after walking down the aisle and my dad handing me off the JP (a friend of the family ) said hey I need you two to change sides... confusion all around but my hubby and I switched... JP goes I asked you to switch because she should be on your right because she's always right.
My father-in-law stood up at our very small reception dinner and loudly proclaimed to my husband, "And I thought your mom had big tits!!!" I was mortified.
After reading these, I'm glad my wedding was really low key. Have pics of family and friends, many who are gone now, and happy memories. I was late, though.
But most of these are hilarious! Not fails at all but fantastic stories to be told for the next decades to come!
Ya know, articles that have more then 5-6 pages get unbelievably boring. Learn to EDIT.
Can I ask you something? Do you pronounce "then" and "than" the same. I don't, so I find it jarring when they're switched. But I'm guessing some people do?
Load More Replies...I'm sure it's something you'll never have to deal with
Load More Replies...My brother was trying to save on costs so his wedding location was an old barn in the middle of a forest. I'm very allergic to both trees and mold. I spent the entire wedding struggling to breathe and puffy faced and that is really all I remember about the wedding. Also, the maid of honor and father of the bride speeches were so long and bad (I think they mentioned the bride once, mostly talking about themselves) at my cousin's wedding, that the best man decided his speech to about 30 sec because he was hungry. He got the biggest round of applause.
Your brother is kind of a d**k for doing that, if he already knew about your allergies.
Load More Replies...BIL's wedding vows: "I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never turn around and desert you. I will never say goodbye, I will never make you cry, I will never tell a lie and hurt you." Sweet, and everyone who got it giggled, but still kinda a fail
I went to a wedding where the uncle of the groom gave his entire family copies of his (partly plagerized) self-publshed preachy pseudo-religious book instead of getting a gift for the new couple. Grooms sister is the one he plagerized for parts of the book. One of her aunts had me take her back to the hotel before she (not literally) killed him.
My mother passed the same day a family friend was getting married. 18 years later and he and his family still haven't forgotten us for not coming.
They wanted you to be wedding guests even though your mom died on the same day? You shouldn't be friends with sociopaths, it's not healthy.
Load More Replies...My sister was my bridesmaid and forgot to bring her shoes. She made such a big deal of it. My husband told me later that the rabbi was about to leave because I was 30 minutes late. I told my sister to wear some other shoes, she refused. I said we can all go barefoot down the aisle. I just didn't care! Finally my brother showed up with the shoes and I've now been married 29 years. Now, about the singer who forgot to bring her background music...😂
I was flower girl in my parents and my aunts wedding. In the pictures of my aunts wedding I am happy as I can be but in my parents... I was grumpy and sad during the whole ceremony, all because I couldn't sit on their lap and none of the other family members laps was good enough XD.
You were a flower girl at your own parents wedding??? Omg, how embarrassing
Load More Replies...I have so many bad stories about my wedding, it's no surprise that I ended up divorced. We only had the wedding like we did because his parents paid. Everything was done their way because it was their money. About 2 months after the wedding they showed up at our apartment and asked when we were going to pay them back. Excuse me? I had and paid for a wedding that I didn't want in the slightest. I spent a lot of time on the seating arrangements. It was a small wedding and everyone knew each other. When I got to the reception I was surprised to see that my family had changed all the seating and no one was where I out them. Grrrr. Oh... and one of the groomsmen cornered me and asked if I would be with him if he left his wife. Fun times....
Oh... and the DJ showed up with a massive bandage on his head and play every song on the "Do not play" list! How could I forget that gem.
Load More Replies...after walking down the aisle and my dad handing me off the JP (a friend of the family ) said hey I need you two to change sides... confusion all around but my hubby and I switched... JP goes I asked you to switch because she should be on your right because she's always right.
My father-in-law stood up at our very small reception dinner and loudly proclaimed to my husband, "And I thought your mom had big tits!!!" I was mortified.
After reading these, I'm glad my wedding was really low key. Have pics of family and friends, many who are gone now, and happy memories. I was late, though.
But most of these are hilarious! Not fails at all but fantastic stories to be told for the next decades to come!
Ya know, articles that have more then 5-6 pages get unbelievably boring. Learn to EDIT.
Can I ask you something? Do you pronounce "then" and "than" the same. I don't, so I find it jarring when they're switched. But I'm guessing some people do?
Load More Replies...I'm sure it's something you'll never have to deal with
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