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You may be thinking to yourself, “Ugh, another Bored Panda article bashing on America!” However, it comes from a place of utter fascination. It’s the land of the free for a reason!

Where else in the world can you achieve all your wildest dreams? Where else are you allowed to be yourself to the fullest extent, knowing that there will be people that understand you? Where else will you find a bullet vending machine? Intriguing place. Now, that’s not to say that it doesn’t have its negative sides, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about today. 

We’re back again featuring the posts by the Facebook group called “Wow, That’s Violently American.”  The group’s founder was kind enough to answer more of Bored Panda’s questions, and you can find a link to our previous article here.

But now, let’s dive into the wonderfully chaotic pictures that showcase all the different sides of what American life is like. Upvote your favorites, leave some comments, share your experiences, and don’t take everything super seriously—life’s too short for that as it is! 

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America, the land of the free, home of the brave! But there’s a sister definition, going by Amurica, the land of beer-drinking rednecks, home of the red, white trash, and blue! We can thank the Urban Dictionary for the latter. These two sentences showcase the two extremes between which the different American experiences fall. 

All of those then find a home in the Facebook group called “Wow, That’s Violently American,” because, truthfully, there are very many things that scream “USA!” that are complete opposites of one another. The founder of the group previously told Bored Panda that rarely do people consider “the complexity that truly exists in this country,” overlooking the “layers upon layers of social and governmental infrastructure.” 

“It’s a sign that they don’t (or won’t) view the identity of this country as associated with minority or diversity, which is a lie that reinforces divisiveness and literally excludes non-white demographics from the image of America,” they stated. “Considering the truth of our diversity as told through statistics rather than rhetoric, this country is far from only white or conservative. It’s far from that.”

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    Since the last conversation, the founder of the page told Bored Panda that there have been a couple of challenges that they needed to overcome, regarding issues with the social media platform as a whole. “I posted a meme captioned ‘giant wall sticker in San Antonio’ with a photoshopped image of Ted Cruz’ head on the guy in a masculine dominatrix outfit. They zucced the post and pulled a lot of tools my page had access to,” they said. 

    This in turn restricted the reach of the page, affecting every single post and stalling further growth. “It kind of sucks that I have practically no options that Meta/Facebook doesn’t provide me with,” they said, but the challenges don’t seem to be limited to the platform only. 

    Although the page has over 131k followers, with many of them loving the content, the creator has been met with a lot of criticism and outright hate. It only seems to fuel an “expectation of this page to be focused on one side.” “I always try to be mindful of how some members follow the page believing I am on their ‘side,’” they said. “There’s those that follow my page because they think I’m against them, the ones who think I agree with them, and the ones who laugh with me between the two.” At the end of the day, the goal of the page is simple: “ I just want to be a vehicle to get people to think for themselves.” 

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    “I still stand by that I don’t seek to prescribe to people what to think with this page,” they said. “I seek to find a way to give people both sides of comedy while avoiding the pitfalls of incendiary content. I try to ensure I don’t exclude people by race from the image of America, and have been called a racist before. It gets taxing sometimes, and the struggle with Meta’s automated moderation tools and lack of support for users in my situation to pursue a dispute over content.” 

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    Aria
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a texan, yes. Mainly for the weather here. Yesterday it was 80 degrees, today it'll get down to freezing.

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    Regardless of it all, America is a place many call home. “Conceived in liberty,” as Abraham Lincoln noted, “and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal,” the nation and its people have survived many long nights of war and trial. As Sonny Fulks states, “We fought Great Britain (twice), we fought ourselves (The Civil War), we fought the World Wars, the Korean War, and wars unspeakable since 1776” for the freedom Americans have today. 

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    However, freedom comes with responsibility, which seems to be understated in a lot of aspects, especially when we consider recent history with the COVID-19 pandemic. “This is America and therefore I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to do,” could be heard and seen in the news as mandates and restrictions fell upon Americans. 

    “Most of the behavior I still see plays out like people trying to find out which ‘side’ everyone else is on,” said the founder of the Facebook page. “It’s like some giant football game, and we aren’t interested in each other. We are just looking for who is wearing what jersey. It’s less about how we can all be more excellent to each other and more about who we should be excellent to.” 

    The divide in opinions as to what it means to have “free-speech” continues on, and the founder of the page believes that this exact debate “seems to prevail itself in so many other topics within the cultural conflict heading into 2023.”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His laces are undone. She is standing on one. Please let him move first.

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    “[S]o far as a man has a power to think, or not to think; to move, or not to move, according to the preference or direction of his own mind, so far is a man free,” stated philosopher John Locke, but what that fails to note is consequence and impact, showing freedom to be quite an individual endeavor.

    The founder of “Wow, That’s Violently American” believes that ‘freedom’ as a concept is idealized and attached to rhetoric. “I think that there’s just no easy way to sit with the fact that complete freedom devolves into chaos, and oppressive regulation leaves a society marginalized and subjugated to whatever force maintains the greatest privilege within a society,” they said, arguing that the best lens to view freedom is through the lens of body autonomy, consent, and common need. 

    As stated in Simply Philosophy, if freedom is the essence of a person, then, consequently, it acts as a duty; man is enslaved by his freedom. “We have the relationship between the rights of a single person against the will of many, coupled with what the role of the government is to be involved in the relations between people,” stated the founder of the Facebook page. 

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    Robert Maybeth
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason he did was only because he did not want to wait 12 hours! And now he's in an Australian jail for kidnapping and a bunch of stuff. My quesstion is where is the cat now? NO ONE KNOWS

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    Hume
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 90's America just seemed like this goofy place. Like just people having fun etc. I do not suspect things just magically changed in the new century, just that the internet and social media became a thing. So now we see what the "goofy" America really is I guess.

    Rostit .
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, its just that we were younger and not as exposed. Its always been weird.

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    michelle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to your pet

    Larry XK
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, he could've just talk to the people at the shelter and get his cat back peacefully..........

    Luna Crow
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was also my thought. Shelters exist to help animals return home or find a new one. No need to freak out the staff with guns

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    John Topper
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full story is the shelter had a one day hold policy for disease testing before release. He would only have needed to wait 10 hours and didn't find the cat anyway.

    Rohan Naik
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say the comment section is quite shocking and morally repugnant in parts. Many comments seem not to be jokes but genuine support for this guys actions. Going into an animal shelter in tactical gear guns blazing is incredibly damaging. How many of the employees where terrified they might die that day. Yet so many commentators suppor the active harm on these poor employees rather than the legitimate other options he could have pursued for instance getting the police involved because you believe they have kidnapped your pet.

    Dekker451
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one seriously thinks this was a good idea. Either they're joking and/or it's their way of saying they love cats.

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    Ericthedead
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It almost came to this when someone thought my girls goofy Yorker Howie was lost just cause he was setting at the end of the drive way staring at cars go by with his derpy look on his face. Found him in the pound the next day. The ladies had him up front and had renamed him snickers. Also wanted proof he was ours. He had a chip from a previous owner that gave him to us. He had a collar on but he had lost his tag months ago. I had pictures with him but it still took me until the next day to get him. I was so pissed.

    Debbie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Don't the people of the shelter care for pets? Do they steal pets? Or take in abandoned pets? Why would they be punished, traumatized for caring for a lost/found/dumped cat? Now, if it somewhere stated that these people had, without any good reason, taken his cat from him and refuse to give it back after asking, he may have a point. But what shelter takes away someones cat unless the cat is neglected severely or something? I'm team "there is more to this story / this man is not right in his mind and a danger" on this.

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    Terri Antula
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with the people on here that have absolutely no regard for human life and then at the same time claim to be “liberal” and good people at that? How illogical does your thinking have to be to think it’s okay to kill/hurt/would people who HELP animals to recover an animal that you could have gotten back again after a hold? Society is in a terrible place.

    Jennifer Norton
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why didn't he just go in and talk to them... are we missing part of the story. Did they tell him no they wouldn't give him the cat and turn him away?? I am confused as to why this approach was needed. I don't blame the man, just wonder what the whole story is.

    Dragonfly
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He called near closing time and was told to pick his cat up in the morning. Instead he "had a brain meltdown" (his words), terrorized the poor woman who was working that night, left her tied up with zip-ties and with a case of PTSD, and didn't even grab the cat after all that. He was sentenced to six years in prison for this.

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    Dragonfly
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... This guy was Australian, and it happened in Melbourne. You can't blame this one on the USA.

    David
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember folks, owning a lot of cats is not a requirement for being a crazy cat person. I just helps with the branding.

    DeoManus Argentem
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading about this. It happened in Australia, not the US. Still a good story though.

    Nancy Doughty
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had a guy attack volunteers with a brick, and do serious injury to them, at a Wisconsin animal sanctuary because he changed his mind hours after he gave them his goat he could no longer care for. There are less violent ways.

    AJay
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do the same but probably just with a paintball gun or something idk

    Momica98
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    8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he didn't even know if his cat was in there. Dumbass.

    Deb Dedon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sooooo....why didn't he contact the shelter to reclaim the cat? Just askin'...

    Cathy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pay the $10 fine (or what ever the going rate is) Sheesh

    Cathy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just walk in, identify the cat, pay the impound fee and take the cat home?

    Robert Maybeth
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the reason he did it was HE DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT 12 HOURS TO PICKUP HIS CAT FROM THE (AUSTRALIAN) SHELTER"! Now his kitty might actually be in the wind, or still at that shelter because he's in jail: "He was charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment and armed robbery and denied bail."

    Robert Maybeth
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and the reason the guy did it? BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT 12 HOURS TO PICK UP HIS CAT FROM THE SHELTER (IN AUSTRALIA)! Now his kitty is possibly in the wind because he's in jail for a while. "He was charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment and armed robbery and denied bail."..I.E., Idiot.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, the dark part is he had access to assault rifle and tacticle gear, not that he wanted his cat back. (Also the fact that he believed they had it when they said they didn't, so he was possibly suffering a mental stressor)

    Mickie Shea
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free country I can shoot whom, I please and they can decide if they want to die or just be wounded. Not my issue.

    moeless
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No prob. But honestly, this site is FULL of cat people. I mean that in the least offensive way possible...

    Granny
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shelters are trying to get rid of animals not hold them hostage..

    Sandra Llewelyn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a Karen in the wild is going nuts and the police get involved, but somehow they don't when a pet gets stolen?

    Bill Mills
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I’m guessing he also thought it was all part of a plan by Democrats to scoop up all felines and sell them into the cat trafficking market.

    Wayne a
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    from the cat: I thank you for the food you bring, and for my little squeaky thing. I thank you for your friendly talks, and when you change my litter box... I thank you for the naps we share, and putting up with tufts of hair. I thank you for these things you do.... enjoy this mouse I caught for YOU...

    Jay TheSaltLord
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I enjoy dumping on the US as much as the next person, this particular thing happened here in Australia. Melbourne, specifically.

    okpkpkp
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a Sunday I cut my finger opening a cat food can. I guess the doctor who stitched me up (he was paying more attention to the nurse) said it was a cat bite. The next day my neighbor saw animal control looking around, called me at work, and then explained to the officer that it was a can and to leave my cats alone.

    Michael Mckeon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bust my cat Foxy out for sure. I don't have tactical gear so looks like we will be craeling through the poo pipes Shawshank style

    Ruth Harper
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I'd do it too. I'd try everything else first. But if they were holding my girl and refusing to give her back, I would do what I needed to get her back.

    AnnaRachelle
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am afraid u am fully behind what this person did...I am owned by 4 cats..

    Rohan Naik
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean? A guy stormed a animal shelter in full tactical gear. Such an event could likely have caused trauma to the staff members working there. Many may have thought they would die that day. Is it fine to make dark jokes about how you would do the same, yes. But to imply this isnt dark, minimizes the very real harm done or that can be done by an armed shooter walking into your work.

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    Clarf
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is kind of a hero for loving his cat that much.

    Veria Robinson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me about my dog I probably would of joined him helping him to get his cat 😅

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    Paul Vitols believes that to become free, we must first seek knowledge of the way things really are, and then put ourselves into the correct relationship with that knowledge. Yet, politically, the most important freedom is freedom of speech. We need this for truth, good thinking, tolerance, open-mindedness, humility, self-confidence, love, and humor.

    “If there is ANYTHING I believe about American culture is that change is inevitable,” stated the founder of the Facebook page when asked about the near-future. “Instead of trying to describe the future I would predict, I want to draw on my own dreams for the future. I want to be hopeful in America, so I’ll dream of the country that can possess the largest amount of love and pride shared between people.” 

    However, without a shared ideal of unity between Americans, this dream will stay frayed. “In order to grasp this dream that keeps us all together, it starts with being honest with our current state of affairs. It requires humility to call out the darkness of our past, and the mistakes we must learn from,” they stated.  

    “It requires us to recognize that diversity comes with discomfort sometimes; we have to accept that diversity doesn’t look like a homogenous society. There is no shortcut to comfort with differences between people, and if we avoid every pain-point we avoid the truth.” 

    As Paul Stearns states, we develop the virtues of tolerance and open-mindedness only when we are free to hear disagreeable ideas. We develop humility when our ideas are tested in a free public arena, while self-confidence arises from those ideas that survive these tests. We love only in freedom as we learn to love others in spite of their ideas, not because of them. And we can laugh deeply only where there is freedom to potentially offend. 

    The whole point of the “Wow, That’s Violently American” page is to help one discover the “beautiful irony to the lives we share within this beautiful country.” And the founder of the page concluded that “inside each group of people are shreds of the greater truth, and we don’t get anything but violence and death where love and the value of life cannot prevail.” 

    We hope that this article didn’t offend any of you, dear Pandas, and that you’ll continue scrolling onward, upvoting your favorites. Leave us your thoughts in the comments, and I hope to see you in the next one! 

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you see this member of Meal Team Six in full Tacticool gear, you know the K-9 units are the brain of the whole operation.

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    It’s a special kinda beautiful

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    Lisa H
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably going to get downvoted, but if the kids are destroying his property after repeatedly trying to reason with them, he is well within his rights and the Karen parents can just go have fun with themselves. No one is entitled to another person's property. I really can't blame the guy and can't help but wonder what happened for it to get to this point

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately for America, when some people here get stressed out, it isn't the grass that gets mowed down.

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    KJ
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they did technically prevent him from committing suicide, granted not in the most useful way.

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    Marie Dahme
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting worked up about what skin color a fictional imaginary mermaid is …is unreal. So are you gonna get mad if my unicorn is pink and glittery and farts rainbows or is that way too LGBTQ for ya ? Lol

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made by someone who never set food in Cleveland. Edit: I live in Ohio. I like it here. But Cleveland is the only place I've ever had cops go the wrong way on a one way street to ask what I'm doing, and tell me to gtfo. I'm white, and was at a minor tourist attraction tucked into a residential neighborhood.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bus looks like it's about to give the truck a complimentary rhinoplasty.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bobby: wait you mean i cant simp on jeff bezos? do i have to cancel my prime now

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    Imagine having a panic attack cus you got pulled over and they just wanna give you this stupid shirt.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine getting pulled over for wearing your seatbelt, then getting shot for getting out of your car before they ask you.

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    Marcellus II
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the alleged Dutch tourists complaining about Switzerland, "You couldn't see almost anywhere, damn mountains blocking the views".

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    JoNo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My current reality where I live is saying "it's so hot out, it's gotta be like .... 40 hots" and anyone in my country (and every other country in the world except 3 of them) would know exactly what I meant.

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    Jrog
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just checked. Of course it's Florida. When it's insane, it's always either them or Texas.

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The radiation levels are starting to get to poor Spongebob. Bikini atoll was one of the main test sites for atomic bombs in the early Cold War.

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    Amsterdude
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The costume is pretty cool. Unless its 'dress up like your hero day', then you need to get the whip out ASAP.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a civilian, there is no duty to use rank towards military. Rank is personal and does not extend to relatives anyway. This sticker is the well known mark of a species not-so-rare to meet in the wild near military bases, the dreaded Dependapotamus (Dependasaurus Uxorem)

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    A REAL American would have spent those rounds before putting it in a table

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this table was in a gun shop/ hunting shop, it would be really fitting!

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    Hume
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a gas station on school holidays when I was around 14/ 15. (My own choice), just for extra cash. So I'm assuming it's legal here in South Africa also. Our actual legal age is 16 though, for proper jobs with contracts.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess this is just a Texas thing because I'm from the US and never saw this in my life

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming that costs a lot of money. What scenario does he imagine will occur for him to need this?

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    Srinivasan S
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this history will involve a lot from black history. I'm sure he skipped that part.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got bad news. If you shoot that rifle the way you have it held, you won't need makeup for one of your eyes.

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    Roy Zobel
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Education doesn't cost anythi... Oh - I see - this is in the US. Too bad. 😉

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    Monday
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere in my head there's a little voice that says Jesus would be totally cool with being called J-man.

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    Bleble BlebleBla
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad-figure, pointing a gun at the sausage: "You jump on that plate right this second, or I let the funny wife and kids loose on you!" Doggo is secretly on sausage side, ready to defend...

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    Marie Dahme
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look up fursona: A fursona is a personalized animal character created by someone in the furry fandom. Fursonas may be anthropomorphic personas, idealized versions of their owners, fleshed out roleplay characters, or simply digital mascots

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is an execution of "Auf der Jagd, op. 373" by Austrian composer Johann Strauss the Younger. It's a fast polka themed on hunting. It is divided in two sections, one mimicking the gallop of the hunters, while the second includes horns (seen in the photo, first row) to signal the sighting of the prey. In-between the two sections the music score calls for a gun shot, and several other are interspersed in the second part.

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    Patrick Linnen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1861% (First shots fired at Fort Sumter) that he would gladly take guns away from people that don't look like him.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would answer him just to send this back to him with correct punctuation!!

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    InvincibleRodent
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually very unsafe. A typical dishwasher doesn't get hot enough for long enough for the fish to reach the recommended internal temperature. It gets close so the fish appears cooked, but it's still not safe.

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    Srinivasan S
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im not a cop, my wife is not a nurse. Somehow we managed to have two kids without being a real man and a woman. Feeling very mysterious right now!!

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