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Each year, the list of baby names gets more eccentric, with contributions such as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. 
And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names
Scroll down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn’t like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!

#1

Sam Sung

Apple business card with a funny name, showcasing "Sam Sung" as a specialist at Pacific Centre, Vancouver.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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    Funny Kahoot Names

    Passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found — they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, etc. Sometimes, they are just fun coincidences, but people often choose these hilarious nicknames for fun and entertainment.

    Which is, if you were to ask us, a way better outcome than having an unfortunate name assigned to you at birth. 

    So, Kahoot, a game-based learning platform, is also an excellent breeding ground for various funny names. And if you’re looking for one to adopt for yourself, we have some excellent examples of funny Kahoot names: 


    1. Freda Kids
    2. I’m w/ Idiot →
    3. Cris P. Bacon
    4. Hugh Mungus
    5. Updog
    6. Loading…
    7. Nothing Wrong
    8. Ok Boomer
    9. Join Code
    10. Juan Direction

    Funny Team Names

    Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, too:

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    • The Underachievers
    • Low Expectations
    • Bottom of the Barrel
    • The Weakest Links
    • Something Inoffensive
    • Illusion of Greatness
    • Your Worst Nightmare
    • Shock Cavalry
    • Heart Warmers
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    Chris P. Bacon

    Movie credits featuring the funny name "Chris P. Bacon" circled in red.

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    Funny Group Names


    Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll lead you to the right path of thinking: 

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    1. XOXO, Gossip Girl
    2. Girls, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
    3. Name A More Iconic Duo/Trio
    4. We Who Shall Not Be Named
    5. Future Presidents
    6. The Limit Does Not Exist
    7. I Love You All But…
    8. We Share Genes
    9. Not Fast, Just Furious
    10. Walkie Talkies
    #7

    Dick Long

    A yearbook photo with a humorous name: "Dick Long".

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard

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    #8

    Paul Twocock

    Man with funny name on TV, representing a gay rights charity.

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    Funny Names For Friends

    Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot: 

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    • Chuckles
    • Firecracker
    • Amigo
    • Rambo
    • Sherlock
    • Weirdo
    • Hot Stuff
    • Ride or Die
    • Twin
    • Golden Oldie

    However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!

    #9

    Mike Litoris

    Man with funny name shown on TV screen, labeled as a homeowner.

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    #12

    Moe Lester

    Older man with glasses in a striped shirt, featured in a humorous name list.

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    #15

    Batman Bin Suparman

    Funny name on a Singapore ID card reads "Batman Bin Suparman."

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    #17

    Lord Brain

    Book titled "Clinical Neurology" by Lord Brain, an example of funny names, with a blue cover on a wooden table.

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    Dr. Shit Fun Chew

    Dr. Shit Fun Chew, recognized scientist, smiling in a professional portrait with text about her contributions.

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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    #21

    Kash Register

    Man featured in a news segment with the name "Kash Register," highlighting funny names.

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    #23

    Gay Neighbors

    Funny names on an office nameplate reading “Gay Neighbors, Assistant to the Registrar.”

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    Colton Hansen
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there this much people with sad names there parents have to be drunk

    TrollzDood
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine waking up, looking through ur neighbours window and saw two man doing the nasty

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    #25

    Chew Kok Long

    Funny name badge for CityCab driver with ID and contact number.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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    #26

    Crystal Methven

    Woman on a TV show with an ironic name, wearing a pink shirt, part of a humorous courtroom scene about kitten sale.

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    #33

    MacDonald-Berger

    Wedding photo with the funny name "MacDonald-Berger" printed below the couple.

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    #35

    Jack Daniels

    Chilean ID card with funny name "Jack Daniels," showing personal details and photo.

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    #36

    Christian Guy

    Man being interviewed on BBC News, related to social justice, as an example of funny names.

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    Notchimine Mette
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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    #37

    Tokyo Sexwale

    A person in a suit speaking on ESPN with text overlay of a funny name.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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    #47

    Wiener And Beaver

    Candidates Mike Wiener and Thea Beaver featured in village election poster, aligning with funny names theme.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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    #52

    Dick Seeman

    Yearbook photo of a man in glasses labeled with a humorous name from the class of 1969.

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    #54

    B. J. Cobbledick

    Yearbook portrait featuring a person with a humorous name, B.J. Cobbledick, showcasing funny names.

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    #55

    Dick Chapion

    Newspaper article featuring a humorous name, Dick Champion, highlighted in red.

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    Fire Bird
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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    #61

    Hardy-Harr

    A wedding announcement featuring a couple with a funny last name, Hardy-Harr.

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    #62

    Dr. Pornsak

    Funny name sign: "Dr. Pornsak Clinic & Room for Rent" on a busy street with other colorful signs.

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    #63

    Jed I Knight

    Cute toddler with a funny name, "Jed I Knight," in a newspaper photo.

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    parent are so stupid these day. they didn't realise what they do... i know a kid who names is james, but they wrote it Jaymz

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    #67

    Jack Goff

    Man in a hallway featured in a top 5 list. Caption shows "Jack Goff." Funny names highlight.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look, there's Jack Goff in the garden". – "Dude, it is 'jacking', but I cannot see anyone doing that."

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    #70

    Hashtag Follow

    Chilean ID card with funny name "Hashtag Follow" for a baby.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am happy that I live I a country where names must be approved by the authorities. Despite the reduction in freedom that might imply.

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    #73

    Deja Viau

    Smiling girl with funny name on a yearbook page.

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    #76

    Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong

    Chilean ID card showing a person named Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong, illustrating funny names.

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    #81

    Destinee Hooker

    Volleyball player featured in a collage with a focus on funny names, wearing team jerseys during matches.

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly, it can be questioned whether destiny is a proper first name...destinee surely isn't.

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    #82

    Jurassic Park

    Computer directory showing a list of funny names, including "Park, Jurassic" as Head of Group.

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    #86

    Chubby Cox

    Vintage basketball card featuring "Chubby Cox," wearing a Kings jersey. Main keyword: Funny Names.

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    #87

    Speed Weed

    Two serious men in a scene featuring the funny name "Speed Weed" as co-producer credit displayed.

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    #98

    Cookie Facey

    Person named "Cookie Facey" in a car, highlighted on a news broadcast, showcasing a funny name.

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    #103

    Khumalo Tiny Dick

    South African ID with a humorous name that is part of a funny names list.

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    #106

    Long - Wiwi

    Newspaper clipping of Long-Wiwi engagement announcement featuring a couple. Funny names highlighted.

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    #108

    Uranius Johnson

    Profile of football player Uranius Johnson with details like class, hometown, and position.

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    Pi...
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to love the name Uranus... but after I learned how it actually sounds, I've never been able to see it the same way again. :(

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    #116

    Harry Hole

    Framed portrait of a man with the funny name "Harry Hole" from a wall display.

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    #117

    Candy Cummings

    Candy Cummings, famous baseball player, part of the ultimate list of funny names.

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    #118

    Judy Graham Swallows

    Campaign sign for Judy Graham Swallows, a humorous name on display.

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    #120

    Crystal Coker

    H&R Block business card featuring a funny name: Crystal Coker, Tax Specialist 3.

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    Barry Shitpeas

    Text on screen displaying a funny name, Barry Shitpeas, labeled as an historian.

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    Sarah Hampson
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a character on a British comedy programme by Charlie Brooker

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    #122

    Oliver Loser

    Election poster with the funny name "Oliver Loser" in a park setting.

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    #125

    Capt. Hyman Shocker

    Man in glasses and striped shirt with funny name caption, from a documentary series.

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    #129

    Yolanda Squatpump

    IMDb profile for Yolanda Squatpump with a list of movies, showcasing funny names.

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    #130

    Steve Sharts

    Baseball card featuring player with a funny name from the Scranton-Wilkes Barre Red Barons team.

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    #139

    B. Ruth Boring

    Obituary featuring "Ruth Boring," an example of a funny name.

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    Aiden Kleier
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she doesn't look too boring to me. I mean she's on the newspaper for gods sake!

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    #144

    Sally Mangina

    Woman smiling with text about her achievements; funny names theme.

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    Dr. Jack Kanoff

    Dr. Jack Kanoff in a professional profile image, part of the funny names list.

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    KALEB HESS
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This website is so depressing. We come here to waste our time but for some reason we can't even stay on the website for more than 5 minutes without cursing some idiot parent.

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    #149

    Jolly Mangina

    "For sale sign outside Ramsey County Library with a funny name below."

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    Annabelle Starnes
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Sally Mangina ( #145) And Jolly Mangina are related or married by any chance?

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    #150

    Mister Rambo Campos Diaz

    Funny name on Costa Rican ID: Mister Rambo Campos Diaz.

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    #156

    Dr. Ken Hurt

    Dr. Ken Hurt, an orthodontist, stands casually by a tree, smiling in a relaxed, outdoor setting.

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    #159

    Jackson Galaxy

    Man identified as a cat behavior consultant on a TV show, with a serious expression, wearing glasses and a tie.

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    Pi...
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love his channel! Some of his tips helped me understand cats better!

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    #160

    Tatiana Vagina

    List of funny names, featuring "Vagina, Tatiana" in bold text on a document.

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    Dick Pound

    An older man with white hair in a news interview, highlighting funny names.

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    Ginny Fuchs

    Flyweight boxer in action on social media profile, featuring funny name for SEO.

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    Cat Meow
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disadvantage of having a German last name in an English speaking country

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    #166

    Brownie Shytles

    Elderly woman with funny name displayed on news screen, "Name Fail" text above.

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    #167

    Dr. Thomas Fister

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    Peter Ubersechs

    A journalist named Peter Ubersechs at an outdoor café, discussing funny names in an interview setting.

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    #170

    Takeshita

    Athlete wearing a jersey with a humorous name at the Summer Olympics.

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    Willie D'Kay
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Japanese. It's not pronounced how you think it is. It's also a very, very common family name here.

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    #172

    Airwrecka Mcbride

    Woman featured on TV segment with a humorous name tag display.

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    #174

    Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh

    Weightlifter Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh competing, with scores displayed. Funny names highlighted in Olympic context.

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    #182

    James Cokayne

    Person in a suit and pink tie with a humorous name tag displayed on screen.

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    #184

    Anurag Dikshit

    Portrait of Anurag Dikshit with bio, known for involvement in PartyGaming, featured in an article on funny names.

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    #191

    Dentist Glenn Payne

    "Canyon Gate Dental sign with a humorous name, Glenn Payne DDS, on a brick building facade."

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    Griselle Lugo
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not visit any doctor with this last name...even less a dentist! LOL!!

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    #195

    Bob Stoops

    Coach in visor and team shirt on SportsCenter, highlighted for humorous name achievement.

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