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Each year, the list of baby names gets more eccentric, with contributions such as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys and Monet, Heiress, and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these weird baby names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already quite a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail.
And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho, or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single list of unfortunate names.
Scroll down and check out the list of people who were given the worst names ever by parents who apparently didn’t like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments!
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#1
Sam Sung
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#2
Mr. Perv
Funny Kahoot Names
Passports or identity cards aren’t the only places where such funny names can be found — they also breed in various channels, group chats, apps, etc. Sometimes, they are just fun coincidences, but people often choose these hilarious nicknames for fun and entertainment.
Which is, if you were to ask us, a way better outcome than having an unfortunate name assigned to you at birth.
So, Kahoot, a game-based learning platform, is also an excellent breeding ground for various funny names. And if you’re looking for one to adopt for yourself, we have some excellent examples of funny Kahoot names:
- Freda Kids
- I’m w/ Idiot →
- Cris P. Bacon
- Hugh Mungus
- Updog
- Loading…
- Nothing Wrong
- Ok Boomer
- Join Code
- Juan Direction
#3
Saad Maan
Funny Team Names
Of course, virtual reality isn’t the only place where you might want or need to come up with an ingeniously funny name. There are sports teams, Mathlete groups, knitters associations, book clubs - literally any group of people that wants to be a team needs a memorable name. And if that was what you were looking for, we have some funny team name examples in here, too:
- Placeholder Team Name
- The Underachievers
- Low Expectations
- Bottom of the Barrel
- The Weakest Links
- Something Inoffensive
- Illusion of Greatness
- Your Worst Nightmare
- Shock Cavalry
- Heart Warmers
#5
Chris P. Bacon
#6
Hitler Mussolini
Funny Group Names
Back to virtual reality here! We all have at least one of those group chats that we love to participate in. Be it a gang of friends, your most beloved coworkers, a family chat, or a group of people you share a hobby with, all those group chats need a proper name. No worries, though, as we are hurrying to help you with these funny group names that’ll lead you to the right path of thinking:
- XOXO, Gossip Girl
- Girls, Gals, and Nonbinary Pals
- Name A More Iconic Duo/Trio
- We Who Shall Not Be Named
- Future Presidents
- The Limit Does Not Exist
- I Love You All But…
- We Share Genes
- Not Fast, Just Furious
- Walkie Talkies
#7
Dick Long
Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago
I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname D**k over the given name of Richard
#8
Paul Twocock
Funny Names For Friends
Lastly, sometimes you feel an urge to have a special kind of name for a friend of yours. Be it because they are so special to you or because the two of yous love to have a secret code, funny names for friends are always a thrill to come up with and use. Here are a few examples of unique names that we like quite a lot:
- Chuckles
- Firecracker
- Amigo
- Rambo
- Sherlock
- Weirdo
- Hot Stuff
- Ride or Die
- Twin
- Golden Oldie
However, if none of our suggestions cut the cake, you can always choose one of the funny names from this here list!
#9
Mike Litoris
#10
Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt
#12
Moe Lester
#13
Major Dickie Head
#14
Dr. Faartz
#15
Batman Bin Suparman
#16
Jesus Condom
#17
Lord Brain
#18
Mrs. Rape
#20
Dr. Shit Fun Chew
Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago
Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for d**k).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!
#21
Kash Register
#23
Gay Neighbors
#25
Chew Kok Long
#26
Crystal Methven
#28
Dr. B. J. Hardick
#29
Dick Raper
#30
Lieutenant Les Mcburney
#31
Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
#32
Judge Willie Stroker
#33
MacDonald-Berger
#34
Lord Vol Demort
#35
Jack Daniels
#36
Christian Guy
Notchimine Mette 7 years ago
Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!
#37
Tokyo Sexwale
#38
Dick Swett
#39
Ana L.
#40
Crystal Metheny
#42
Krystal Ball
#43
Dick Assman
#45
Dick Kock
#46
Dick Paradise
#47
Wiener And Beaver
#49
General Arse Biscuites
#51
Flavour Balls
#52
Dick Seeman
#53
Gay Saylor
#54
B. J. Cobbledick
#55
Dick Chapion
#56
Dick Tips
#60
Mr. Butt
#61
Hardy-Harr
#62
Dr. Pornsak
#63
Jed I Knight
#64
Gaylord Silly
#65
Anass Rhammar
#66
Beautiful Existence
#67
Jack Goff
#68
Dixie Normous
#70
Hashtag Follow
#71
Dr. Joelle Rollo-Koster
#72
Man Fuk
#73
Deja Viau
#74
Tahra Dactyl
#75
Mr. Sackrider
#76
Shakespeare Mozart Armstrong
#77
Dick Burger
#78
Yoshie Takeshita
#80
Peanisbreath
#81
Destinee Hooker
#82
Jurassic Park
#84
Lancelot Supersad
#85
Rowdy Negro
Connor Durkan 5 years ago
-and we thank our god, for a beautiful son, Will rowdy negro please stand up- parents - whoops-
Demi Wilson 1 year ago
WHY IS HIS NAME ROWDY NEGRO BRUHHH at least he was honest it is his real name BUT WHYYYY
Tatiana Tessier 2 years ago
negro is his last name dude do not tell a black man what is your last name
Conner Palomares 2 years ago
Just why is his first name that when his last name has to be that
#86
Chubby Cox
MarPoppy Perez 7 years ago
hello........... I'm going this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
#87
Speed Weed
#88
Chef Phuc Dat Bich
#89
Bud Light
#91
Cherries Waffles Tennis
#92
Dick Colon
#93
Sparkle Titsworth
#94
Oral
#95
Dr. Will Tickel
#96
Bear Trapp
#97
Chew Kok
#98
Cookie Facey
#99
Charity Beaver
#100
Long Wang
#101
Vanessa Tobaccojuice
#102
Kim Kashkashian
#103
Khumalo Tiny Dick
#104
Christopher Robin
#105
Holden Butts
#106
Long - Wiwi
#108
Uranius Johnson
#109
Peter Bonerz
#110
Dick Felt
#111
Dick Thrasher
#113
Dyl Pickle
#115
Jazz Singsanong
#116
Harry Hole
Martyna Osuchowska 7 years ago
<3 this is not how i imagined Harry Hole :D (only for Jo Nesbø fans :D
#117
Candy Cummings
#118
Judy Graham Swallows
#119
Lesbia
#120
Crystal Coker
#121
Barry Shitpeas
Sarah Hampson 7 years ago
This is a character on a British comedy programme by Charlie Brooker
#122
Oliver Loser
Susanne Pachtmann 7 years ago
Well... It's german. So it's not pronounced as the english loser.
#124
Dick Shiner
#125
Capt. Hyman Shocker
#126
Gay Lemons
#127
Tuch And Anas
#128
Rick Roll
#129
Yolanda Squatpump
#130
Steve Sharts
Estella Alvarez 3 years ago
imagine if someone farted in class and as a joke they said, "Steve Sharted!"
#131
Dong Dong
#132
Dick Funk
#134
Dick Pole
#135
Mary Semen
#136
Goldie Lock
#137
Aj Kant
#138
Dick Hunter
#139
B. Ruth Boring
Aiden Kleier 6 years ago
she doesn't look too boring to me. I mean she's on the newspaper for gods sake!
#140
Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck
#142
Dick Shoemaker
#143
Sheila Butt
#144
Sally Mangina
WolfieGirl 6 years ago
Is it horrible my mind automatically read that as Salty instead of Sally?
#145
Dumas And McPhail
#146
Dr. Jack Kanoff
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KALEB HESS 6 years ago
This website is so depressing. We come here to waste our time but for some reason we can't even stay on the website for more than 5 minutes without cursing some idiot parent.
#147
Wendy Wacko
#149
Jolly Mangina
Annabelle Starnes 5 years ago
I wonder if Sally Mangina ( #145) And Jolly Mangina are related or married by any chance?
#150
Mister Rambo Campos Diaz
#151
Quindarious Gooch
#152
Rick Titball
#153
Bill Buttram
#154
Adolph Gasser
#156
Dr. Ken Hurt
#157
Argelico Fucks
#158
Butt Mohammad
#159
Jackson Galaxy
#160
Tatiana Vagina
#161
Markus Fucker
#162
Dick Pound
#163
Ken Raper
#164
Ginny Fuchs
#166
Brownie Shytles
#167
Dr. Thomas Fister
#169
Peter Ubersechs
#170
Takeshita
Willie D'Kay 7 years ago
It's Japanese. It's not pronounced how you think it is. It's also a very, very common family name here.
#171
Dewanna Bonner
#172
Airwrecka Mcbride
Sharon Larrissey-Hemens 7 years ago
Oh man... Erica... spelled the longest possible way... Hooked on Phonics worked for her!
#173
Dean Windass
#174
Saeid Mohammadpourkarkaragh
#176
Jean Bastard-Rosset
#177
Dr. Paul Harms
#179
Johnny Dickshot
#181
Dick Cooke
#182
James Cokayne
#183
Heath Cockburn
#184
Anurag Dikshit
#185
Prof. Dr. Stef Craps
#186
Shawn Dickensheets
#188
Mr. Dick Dong Wang
#189
Lieutenant Chance Sweat
#190
Dorcas
#191
Dentist Glenn Payne
Griselle Lugo 7 years ago
I would not visit any doctor with this last name...even less a dentist! LOL!!
#192
Poo
#193
Dean Denis J. Dean
#194
Ricky Van Wolfswinker
#195
Bob Stoops
#196
Rick Hole
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Hans 7 years ago
Wow, I really have to say that I laughed hard several times, and I enjoyed commenting much, too. :)
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Amanda Panda 7 years ago
When I worked as a vet tech, this guy brought in his kitten "Pickle" for his first routine visit and vaccinations. As I was doing the blood work (we label all animals by first and last name for obvious reasons), and I noticed the kitten's last name was "D**k." He named his kitten "Pickle D**k" -_-
Daria B 7 years ago
The moment you wanna register your name but the computer tells you not to use bad words and asks you politely to choose a different name.
jerry arnold (jdawgsworld) 7 years ago
With some of these names I'd change my name the day after my 18th birthday
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.gas. 7 years ago
Most of these aren't "unfortunate," but instead set up. When a reporter asks your name, you can say anything. They don't check your I.D. Also, when I was yearbook editor in high school, so many people tried to pass joke names. We caught most of them, but a few still got through.
ADHORTATOR 7 years ago
My wife was very ill one night and we called a doctor... Je signed the documents with Jacques Ouzy....
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
You really can't do anything about last names or names that sound bad in another language, but some of these people had a*****e parents who obviously gave them ridiculous names on purpose.
Ealyn Beckles 4 years ago
It was great! I sounded all the names out to my sister and also,I say I enjoy everything!:D
Ealyn Beckles 4 years ago
Lol,almost ALL the names were funny and also i saw someone on facebook named d**k.
Noah Schroeder 5 years ago
Most of the names had me quielty laughing, since i'm in a class right now.
Britt LaCamp 5 years ago
My mum knows a lady named Gay Love. She goes by her middle name, but her legal name is Gay Love.
jerry arnold (jdawgsworld) 7 years ago
I knew a mother who named her son "Peter Richard"...the family name? Head
Sunniva Storsand 7 years ago
If i get the opportunity i'll name my kids something weird like this😂
Alanna Wakefield 7 years ago
I don't get why ppl didn't think the names out better... I could not do that to someone lol
Quant 7 years ago
I wonder how many of those names are self-fulfilling prophecies, and whether theyr parents feel bad about it at all ;)
Quant 7 years ago
lol theyr... I wonder if this is worse than they're in this case ;P
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Jared Lammi 2 months ago (edited)
As I said in another comment, there was a kid in one of my classes named Sukhman.
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Steven Blake 2 years ago
I must apologise for making comments about these people's names. I have now gone into hiding and shall remain there.
Ashley Conover 2 years ago
At one time I had a female gynecologist named Dr Pieper. Pronounced Peeper.
Shelly Graham 2 years ago
My mom's name was Icy (deceased 2012). We live in Alaska, when I was a kid and got lost at the State Fair they refused to believe me that her name was Icy Bornschein (last name pronounced Bornshine)
Arvid Mases 3 years ago
Im impressed that D**k Harrison isnt in there neither Mike Ockinhales XD
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FALSE ADVERTISEMENT, IT SAID 198 TERRIBLE NAMES NOT 197!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERES SEYMOUR BUTTS OR AMANDA HUGANKIS!
Rochelle Carman 4 years ago
These are fun. Here are some you can add: D**k Butkis (my fav) Cubs Fukudome, Illinois pediatrist Dr. Sorto, Candy Cane, Peter Orel, Hardik Bhut...
Judita Slizapaitė 4 years ago
Straipsnis gal ir senas, bet daug dėmesio sulaukė. Faina matyt lietuvaitę autorę. You go girl
Jeff Guarino 4 years ago
What about the Asian immigrant to USA... You F**k. https://www.familysearch.org/search/record/results?givenname=you&surname=F**k&count=20 He was born in China in 1852 and moved to California.
Justin Henley 5 years ago
#198: Boredpanda. That finishes off your list. Hire someone that can count next time.
Mayson Marrero 5 years ago
add more it was funny but where is kimyousuck cuz he is amazing And you suck so you added Diane and Dee bag but where is Kim Yoo Suk with Kim Yoo Suk is the best so why can't you see that just add him on you piece of s**t bich suck a c**k
Jo Russell 6 years ago
I used to work with a Royal Marines & there was a Captain Chicken, Sergeant Sargent and also a Major Noise
Jamie Gould 7 years ago
When I was in middle school, I knew this kid named Richard that was known as D**k. When his mom remarried, his stepdad adopted him and we had to start calling him Rick because he refused to be known as D**k Butts.
Jamie Gould 7 years ago
When I was in middle school, there was a boy in my class named Richard that we called D**k. His mother remarried and his stepdad adopted him so he changed his last name. We had to start calling him Rick because he refused to be known as D**k Butts.
DarinandVesta Ackernecht 7 years ago
there is a name in lehighton pa. his name is Eaton Kuntz.... i s**t you not !
Gary Straynge 7 years ago
I had a middle school teacher (also the school's choir director) named Gaylord Fagerland. Also went to school with Mike Hunt, who insisted on being called Micheal or by his nickname "Hunter"
Jessika Diamond 7 years ago
After an Asiana flight skidded off the runway at SFO a few years back, a TV producer and some of the staff were fired for reporting that the pilots' names were things like "Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo." I would bet the rent money that the bulk of these are photoshopped and NOT real.
Frida Kings 7 years ago
Like this is funny and all, but you could easily have shortened it down to 20 pages of the funniest ones instead of having a bunch which weren't that funny mixed in. At some point you just got to thinking "This isn't funny anymore. They've made like the same d**k joke 10 times now."
Sue Reaume Robert 7 years ago
Driving down a country road, I spotted a mail box with the name Harry Ferry-- I almost put the car in the ditch!
Jourdan Townsend 7 years ago
What's funny about Dorcas? Old Biblical name. Or Bob Stoops? Must have been written by a longhorn. Puke.
Griselle Lugo 7 years ago
I could not stop laughing!! I'm saving this for a family gathering so we can all laugh together!!
Daria B 7 years ago
Trainspotting maybe. I clearly remember it from the book.
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Hans 7 years ago
Wow, I really have to say that I laughed hard several times, and I enjoyed commenting much, too. :)
Load More Replies... Amanda Panda 7 years ago
When I worked as a vet tech, this guy brought in his kitten "Pickle" for his first routine visit and vaccinations. As I was doing the blood work (we label all animals by first and last name for obvious reasons), and I noticed the kitten's last name was "D**k." He named his kitten "Pickle D**k" -_-
Daria B 7 years ago
The moment you wanna register your name but the computer tells you not to use bad words and asks you politely to choose a different name.
jerry arnold (jdawgsworld) 7 years ago
With some of these names I'd change my name the day after my 18th birthday
Load More Replies... .gas. 7 years ago
Most of these aren't "unfortunate," but instead set up. When a reporter asks your name, you can say anything. They don't check your I.D. Also, when I was yearbook editor in high school, so many people tried to pass joke names. We caught most of them, but a few still got through.
ADHORTATOR 7 years ago
My wife was very ill one night and we called a doctor... Je signed the documents with Jacques Ouzy....
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
You really can't do anything about last names or names that sound bad in another language, but some of these people had a*****e parents who obviously gave them ridiculous names on purpose.
Ealyn Beckles 4 years ago
It was great! I sounded all the names out to my sister and also,I say I enjoy everything!:D
Ealyn Beckles 4 years ago
Lol,almost ALL the names were funny and also i saw someone on facebook named d**k.
Noah Schroeder 5 years ago
Most of the names had me quielty laughing, since i'm in a class right now.
Britt LaCamp 5 years ago
My mum knows a lady named Gay Love. She goes by her middle name, but her legal name is Gay Love.
jerry arnold (jdawgsworld) 7 years ago
I knew a mother who named her son "Peter Richard"...the family name? Head
Sunniva Storsand 7 years ago
If i get the opportunity i'll name my kids something weird like this😂
Alanna Wakefield 7 years ago
I don't get why ppl didn't think the names out better... I could not do that to someone lol
Quant 7 years ago
I wonder how many of those names are self-fulfilling prophecies, and whether theyr parents feel bad about it at all ;)
Quant 7 years ago
lol theyr... I wonder if this is worse than they're in this case ;P
Load More Replies... Jared Lammi 2 months ago (edited)
As I said in another comment, there was a kid in one of my classes named Sukhman.
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Steven Blake 2 years ago
I must apologise for making comments about these people's names. I have now gone into hiding and shall remain there.
Ashley Conover 2 years ago
At one time I had a female gynecologist named Dr Pieper. Pronounced Peeper.
Shelly Graham 2 years ago
My mom's name was Icy (deceased 2012). We live in Alaska, when I was a kid and got lost at the State Fair they refused to believe me that her name was Icy Bornschein (last name pronounced Bornshine)
Arvid Mases 3 years ago
Im impressed that D**k Harrison isnt in there neither Mike Ockinhales XD
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XxWuffy_WolvesxX ÙwÚ 4 years ago
FALSE ADVERTISEMENT, IT SAID 198 TERRIBLE NAMES NOT 197!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERES SEYMOUR BUTTS OR AMANDA HUGANKIS!
Rochelle Carman 4 years ago
These are fun. Here are some you can add: D**k Butkis (my fav) Cubs Fukudome, Illinois pediatrist Dr. Sorto, Candy Cane, Peter Orel, Hardik Bhut...
Judita Slizapaitė 4 years ago
Straipsnis gal ir senas, bet daug dėmesio sulaukė. Faina matyt lietuvaitę autorę. You go girl
Jeff Guarino 4 years ago
What about the Asian immigrant to USA... You F**k. https://www.familysearch.org/search/record/results?givenname=you&surname=F**k&count=20 He was born in China in 1852 and moved to California.
Justin Henley 5 years ago
#198: Boredpanda. That finishes off your list. Hire someone that can count next time.
Mayson Marrero 5 years ago
add more it was funny but where is kimyousuck cuz he is amazing And you suck so you added Diane and Dee bag but where is Kim Yoo Suk with Kim Yoo Suk is the best so why can't you see that just add him on you piece of s**t bich suck a c**k
Jo Russell 6 years ago
I used to work with a Royal Marines & there was a Captain Chicken, Sergeant Sargent and also a Major Noise
Jamie Gould 7 years ago
When I was in middle school, I knew this kid named Richard that was known as D**k. When his mom remarried, his stepdad adopted him and we had to start calling him Rick because he refused to be known as D**k Butts.
Jamie Gould 7 years ago
When I was in middle school, there was a boy in my class named Richard that we called D**k. His mother remarried and his stepdad adopted him so he changed his last name. We had to start calling him Rick because he refused to be known as D**k Butts.
DarinandVesta Ackernecht 7 years ago
there is a name in lehighton pa. his name is Eaton Kuntz.... i s**t you not !
Gary Straynge 7 years ago
I had a middle school teacher (also the school's choir director) named Gaylord Fagerland. Also went to school with Mike Hunt, who insisted on being called Micheal or by his nickname "Hunter"
Jessika Diamond 7 years ago
After an Asiana flight skidded off the runway at SFO a few years back, a TV producer and some of the staff were fired for reporting that the pilots' names were things like "Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo." I would bet the rent money that the bulk of these are photoshopped and NOT real.
Frida Kings 7 years ago
Like this is funny and all, but you could easily have shortened it down to 20 pages of the funniest ones instead of having a bunch which weren't that funny mixed in. At some point you just got to thinking "This isn't funny anymore. They've made like the same d**k joke 10 times now."
Sue Reaume Robert 7 years ago
Driving down a country road, I spotted a mail box with the name Harry Ferry-- I almost put the car in the ditch!
Jourdan Townsend 7 years ago
What's funny about Dorcas? Old Biblical name. Or Bob Stoops? Must have been written by a longhorn. Puke.
Griselle Lugo 7 years ago
I could not stop laughing!! I'm saving this for a family gathering so we can all laugh together!!
Daria B 7 years ago
Trainspotting maybe. I clearly remember it from the book.
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