I need this card! When it comes to writing cards or letters I SUCK at it. If your birthday is coming up, expect a card that says "happy birthday! May all your dreams come true" or a slightly changed variation of it

Plot twist: the card was from recycled paper.

I gotta find this card!

I gave my sister a similar card and it made her cry... i felt really bad lmao

True dat.

Buuuurrrrnnnn.

hehe.

Yes, this can definitely be more shocking than "boo" :D

This can almost turn as either offensive or hilarious if you're a couple living together and sharing the bed together.

... thanks

Something my parents would give me lol

I need this card! I am the only one in the office without a PhD. I work with 3 Neurobiologists and 2 Chemists. This would be a great card for any of them!

That's very deep

That was so touching.. especially the "jknlkdldf" part.. made me cry

sipmlicity :):)

That's so sweet

... Who sends cards to a dead person? Not judging but...

I love the amount of sarcasm in this card

Honey badger is an OG

I need to get this one for a friend!!

Since there are cats on the front: No. If it were dogs or anything but cats: Yes

That's my kind of a card. Just enough space to write your name underneath

love it

Take that, homeowners!

If it meant I'd be a billionaire, I wouldn't want to graduate from college either

Now that makes me curious how an actual face fusion photo with these three would lool like.

I will be this father.... :-)

But it has a cat on it, so I'd be fine with it

I need this!

That's quite nice - for someone who feels old.

Ouch!

This is so true!

I sent this card to my sister! Needless to say neither of us would live through a horror movie

That escalated quickly.

I actually got a similar card from my husband... We show our love through blunt truth and sarcasm haha

This is just mean.

Uhh... k?

Happy Birthday!

Aww this one is sweet!

Lol

Plot twist: the protagonist who got this card was born from a sperm bank.

CHEESE

So true!!! Or a bath without someone banging on the door saying they need a wee lol

LIKE A BOSS

LMFAO!

There's a time and place when this card is insanely perfect. Need.

Well, that took an unexpected turn...

Hello, Dwight

This chocolate cake could kill this sweet dog...

My snark sense is tingling.

And then, the father decided to give everything to the other child just to troll back.

How is this not top 10?

The perfect kind of threesome, in my books :D

best idea ever!

This card seems to be made for me

Like the front of the card graphic

so true