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Exactly...Jesus wasn't Anglo-Saxon.

It seems to me he was a Jew since there were no Christians yet.

People are mad with me when I teach to their children (I teach Catholic Religion in Italy) that Jesus went to only one mass and his parents were not married in church...

Because perception vs reality in America is something to behold. If you're a grounded individual it'll blow you're mind what people choose to believe, and I'm talking about everything, not just religion.

All the conservative and evangelical Christians think Jesus was some strapping Anglo-Saxon with flowing blonde hair, pearly whites, and piercing blue eyes. If you tell them otherwise, they freak out.

Jesus was from Belgium. Nazareth is located about half an hour southwest of Gent

I grew up with pictures of a brown haired Caucasian guy surrounded by lambs, in Sunday School. Looked just like a hippie :)

I grew up Catholic, went to CCD (a once a week class at night to teach about our religion instead of going to catholic school) and i have never seen Jesus depicted as an extremely white pale male with blonde hair. I went there in the 90's too, and he has always been depicted as a brown skinned man with long brown hair and brown skin.

Was jesus even his name

Still managed to find apostles with names like Matthew, Mark, Luke, Etc

Exactly

He wasn't a Christian........ He was JEWISH!!

But so many were driven out in the Middle Ages, and many were killed. This even happened in the more recent Lebanese Civil War.

Jesus of new jersey shore and his wife snooky

Maybe they all think of Nazareth in Pennsylvania

It's because in the painting of the last supper, they all look very white.

Here's a fun one! Do you know who the Palestinians actually are? They're not a group that came in and displaced the Jewish population. They ARE the Jewish population - the part that stayed on after the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 CE. When Christianity got big in the area, a lot of them converted to Christianity, and when Islam got big in the area, a lot of them converted to Islam, but there are still plenty of Jewish Palestinians and Christian Palestinians. They are literally the native people of the area, not a bunch of newcomers with no connection to the land.

Bill Burr wins

Back in 2017 a muslim girl got on the tram here and a woman walked up yanked off her Hijab and screamed "THIS IS DONALD TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW!". Can you even imagine? That happened here in blue as blue gets Portland Oregon.

And the sun can burn you, like them

I don't want to decapitate any Karens, but maybe just denigrate.

I sat in a parent conference once where the parent was insisting that his son not be taight anything that wasn't in the Bible - IN A PUBLIC SCHOOL - because "unless it's mentioned in the Bible it isn't true." I looked him straight in the eye and asked, "So you're telling me that George Washington didn't exist? He isn't in the Bible. What about cars and airplanes? Those aren't in the Bible either." His facial expression was priceless.

Cancel? No. Tear down memorials to traitors and exploitative colonialists who tortured and killed natives? Absolutely. Because they never should have had memorials erected to them in the first place. Ironically, the folks who are freaking out about the eradication of these monuments are often the same people who rage against teaching history the way it actually happened instead of a sanitized version that glosses over the mistreatment of others.

What would a conspiracy theorist's mind have made of it if Elvis had been brought out of hiding in 2020 to publicly get the covid vaccination?

Ironically Elon Musk stole Tesla for the original inventor/ owner….

Gotta think about your marketability before you get too involved in a societal cause.

Can we use him to replace all the statues of Robert E. Lee? Yeah? Then I'm all in!

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