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No matter the time of year, there will be events and memes that will spark some wonderful creativity in the world’s netizens. October, when the leaves fall and days get shorter (depending on your hemisphere) is no exception. Add in Halloween and there is always something to talk about.

So we’ve gathered the best posts from X this October, which, let's face it, everyone still calls Tweets. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments section below.

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    Socks Thecate
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +1 to that Mom. Also, people need to quit stepping backwards in public places without looking behind them.

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    A testament to just how far a single good idea can go, Twitter (now X) was, reportedly, conceived in about a day-long brainstorming session. Jack Dorsey, its founder, had the idea for an SMS service in march of 2006, that could send messages to a group of people. By July of the same year, they had a full working version.

    After all, Twitter flourished because it really was that symbol, just a 140 character message that anyone could see. It really took off the following year, during the 2007 South by Southwest Interactive (SXSWi) conference. "The Twitter people cleverly placed two 60-inch plasma screens in the conference hallways, exclusively streaming Twitter messages," Steven Levy of Newsweek wrote.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no school... instead there is this stupid job I need to be able to eat, wear clothes and have a home

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    Jennifer Smith
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m about to buy a used wheelchair accessible van and I’m gonna do this

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these were cheap and I felt inclined to wear heals, I’d probably get these.

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    Kalikima
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ridiculous how expensive everything has gotten..

    MC C
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this candy is 9-15 cents per piece, come on people don't throw a fit over every damn thing

    Trista JW
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That does NOT justify the price by any means. $24.92 and up is FAR too much money for candy that was $10.00 just last year.

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    Nin Han
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 11 cents per for the 215 candy count. 9 cents per for the 275.

    Barry
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those bags have hundreds of candies! 25 bucks is a good price for 275 Kit Kats.

    Jack and Coke
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lived out here in the boonies for 26 years and have had 2 trick or treaters that whole time. Thank goodness.

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellow boonies resident. My closest neighbor is 3 miles away and the only trick-or-treaters we get are deer & raccoons 🦌🦝🎃🍬🍭😁

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    Verena
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All relax, price per piece is a couple of cents. If it gets any cheaper, one should worry about what it is made of.

    MagicJacket
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is pricey, but those bags have up to 275 pieces in them. Normal sized bags with 50-60 pieces are about 8 dollars.

    Agamemnon O'Neill
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy regular size chocolate at the dollar store. 80¢ each, way better value, kids lose they damn minds.

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down, that doesn't even equal to 14 cents per piece of candy. (180 pieces for $25 is less than 14 cents per candy.)

    Tiger
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not calm down lmao, I’m tired of corporations brainwashing us to think we need to give them massive amounts of money for every holiday. It gets worse every year. Halloween, Christmas, Valentine’s Day - I’m sick of the obligation to spend $200+ because big corporations want more money lmao. Every year the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, when will it end?

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    Sue
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Party City had bigger bags between $11 - $15 - the good stuff too!

    Michael MacKinnon
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I moved 200 units each of three different types of candy last night (rockets, reeses, twizzler) and we were out of candy before 7:00 p.m. Got to sit with the lights out from there on in. It just depends on where you live.

    Nuku Nyara
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately the neighbor's kids are driving age now, if I get candy it goes into the hub's lunch instead. We live in a neighborhood where most are over 60 😢

    Skip62
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To spend that much on candy, I'm eating it all myself.

    Annik Perrot
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just horrific. I bought à lot of candy yesterday for tomorrow night's trick-and-treaters, and it was nowhere as expensive.

    Diana Lucas
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are cheaper bags, as low as $3.94 for about 20 candy bars. $6 for about 35 candy bars and huge bags of suckers and things like that for $20, with 150 candies. Yes, chocolate is expensive.

    justagirl
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay on a seperate note I cannot BELIEVE that BP has removed free features and added them to "premium". premium is supposed to have extra added-on stuff, not just recycled stuff that they took away.

    Heras buddy
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till Trumps 200 percent tariffs in the US. 50 dollars now 150 dollars. How's that for inflation.

    GalPalAl
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I said to my coworker, candy is expensive and not nutritionally good for you. So why does it cost so much to make?

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    Peppy
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think box is a perfect cat name, look there’s box in a box 📦

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Milton Jones: Easiest job in the world - Australian psychiatrist. "Can you tell me your problems mate?" "No worries mate". "Great - next!"

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    Wang Zhuang
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see a cauldron, I see a person with a small head and big hair standing up with their hands in the air

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    Pernille
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it gets worse with age. I took up horseback riding at 49, the first month I definitely thought I had leukemia, bubonic plague, leprosy, and a rare butt cancer. Five years later I only suffer from two things at a time, and the horses could probably use more exercise.

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    sbj
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also okay to not put them on at the beginning of the Day as you already know what's coming

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    Simon Chen
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a mystery to me until today how he got a liver anyway when he was diagnosed with cancer allready. I mean, should he not have been at the very bottom of the list? Pancreatic cancer is as far as i know not the sort of cancer with the best prognosis, so is that not some sort of wasting an organ? Did he have a living person donate for him? Serious question, i can not really understand how that happened.

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    Schmebulock
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better answer - We are calling him "child 1" until he is old enough to name himself. People will flip their s**t.

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    EM
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When there isn't a hook on the public toilet cubicle and before squatting you have to macrame your bag straps together before putting the longest strap around your neck.

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    Moltar
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno what tf pizza rolls are, they aren't in NZ. But I feel as though I'd like them.

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    ShaZam
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... along with, haven't you found a nice boy yet. By the time you get married, all your eggs will dry out.

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    Kathy Not Karen
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say hello to cities when I arrive, especially if it's been a while. Like greeting an old friend.

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    #50

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're sick and still need to go somewhere, use a damn mask and keep your germs to yourself

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    Gandalf the Pink
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever have twins one of them is going to be named like Olivia, the other one will get to be Olivia (1)

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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!!! I'm am 60 years old and have just NOW been diagnosed with ADD. This explains so much of my childhood and schooling. Playing it by ear has always been a nightmare!! I have to know when we are leaving, where we are going, what is going to happen there and when will be come back home. It drove my mother nuts!!

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    She speaks poniards
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how many of us know the exact exercise she's talking about? (If you raise your hand, your dress will fall down

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    Phoenix
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TLDR: I accused my man of cheating but it turns out I'm just a fücking moron.

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    grotesqueer
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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they trying to say? I can't make any sense of that sentence 😭

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    wowbagger
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look of terror as I see the numbers ticking up would be about the same

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    zatrisha
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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To clarify: I did not read the caption right. I apologize for that. There was a girl I knew who was abused because of her photos on the internet, which is why I see red when I see children on the internet.

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    Saddest_Lion
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, much like HR, she's trying to prevent you from flipping out and shooting up the place

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    ShaZam
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Someone is going to be burping after that first sip 🙄

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    ShaZam
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diversifying the product line so they have more customers?

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    David Morgan
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really a masculinity problem so much as 'criss cross applesauce' is nonsense. 'Sitting cross-legged' describes the action. Unless you have grown up with that phrase, it's confusing.

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    Julie S
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are in your 30's married and pregnant and you have to tell your parents. "No I haven't had sex. I don't know how it happened. Honest"

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    1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I may intervene, sir, I would suggest you stop in order to avoid imminent death" ahh sign

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    Nea
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didnt like him or the movie at all. Guess, people have different tastes.

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    George Costanza
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "im being so fr im crying" Does that supposedly translate to "I'm being so for real I'm crying"? Like, what does that sentence even mean in English?

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    grotesqueer
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What opportunity? Halloween? Why is taking a photo of it "taking the opportunity", and why should they not photograph it?

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    UKGrandad
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please pop crave tell me". I know the meanings of all of those words, but they lost all meaning when they were put together in that sequence.

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    Tiger
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh Bridget Mendler makes music too. That makes more sense. Music and satellite companies are both kinda cool though.