I would read a book of those origin stories

"Leave nothing out."

Hilarious move xD

yes, they don't need to know how all the gubbins works. It just works.

+1 to that Mom. Also, people need to quit stepping backwards in public places without looking behind them.

Best birthday ever!

THIS is funny!

Try "The Life of Elon," for a starter.

Yeah, no school... instead there is this stupid job I need to be able to eat, wear clothes and have a home

That’s why John denver left on a jet plane

She needs her own group, called "Veg Out".

I’m about to buy a used wheelchair accessible van and I’m gonna do this

What a time to be alive

Yes! I just need a little sneak peek

I think that's a valid point. Maybe my dosage needs to be upped.

I'm a very good mom to two furry babies and one not so furry baby

If these were cheap and I felt inclined to wear heals, I’d probably get these.

I think box is a perfect cat name, look there’s box in a box 📦

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It's ridiculous how expensive everything has gotten..

.... exactly

As long as she isn't crying because you're still alive...

Milton Jones: Easiest job in the world - Australian psychiatrist. "Can you tell me your problems mate?" "No worries mate". "Great - next!"

What's a house?

And it gets worse with age. I took up horseback riding at 49, the first month I definitely thought I had leukemia, bubonic plague, leprosy, and a rare butt cancer. Five years later I only suffer from two things at a time, and the horses could probably use more exercise.

You see a cauldron, I see a person with a small head and big hair standing up with their hands in the air

Also okay to not put them on at the beginning of the Day as you already know what's coming

I dunno what tf pizza rolls are, they aren't in NZ. But I feel as though I'd like them.

It is a mystery to me until today how he got a liver anyway when he was diagnosed with cancer allready. I mean, should he not have been at the very bottom of the list? Pancreatic cancer is as far as i know not the sort of cancer with the best prognosis, so is that not some sort of wasting an organ? Did he have a living person donate for him? Serious question, i can not really understand how that happened.

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Well? Where IS this new baby going to sleep?

Apparently it worked!

like a ghoulish mr potato fell apart

As long as she consented - to each their own I say

Better answer - We are calling him "child 1" until he is old enough to name himself. People will flip their s**t.

When there isn't a hook on the public toilet cubicle and before squatting you have to macrame your bag straps together before putting the longest strap around your neck.

There should be a minus one for us socially anxious people

When I have no alcohol, I'm soba.

She married the nerd so what is she laughing at?

Valid point and definitely worthy of a cake.

I attempted hovering but that was bad for my face

A USED washing up sponge.

You have my vote

Hey, my home town..... I live near the right thumb......👍

... along with, haven't you found a nice boy yet. By the time you get married, all your eggs will dry out.

Me still at noon.

Tell me you haven't watched Star Wars without telling me!

If you're sick and still need to go somewhere, use a damn mask and keep your germs to yourself

I laughed so hard at this

Dr Pepper is NOT a medical doctor, their doctorate is in fizzics.

"ps,,,you made sure I am your beneficiary...right?"

I always say hello to cities when I arrive, especially if it's been a while. Like greeting an old friend.