My wife is pregnant, we find out the gender in 2 weeks. We will probably just text everyone--simple (can't stand the over the top reveals)

Didn’t want to find out the sex (not the gender!!) of either of our kids. It was the happiest moment welcoming healthy babies into the world. I didn’t look between their legs, just at their crumpled and beautiful little faces. My husband told me what their genitalia looked like after we’d had our first cuddles. Which sounds a bit weird!

One more tradition I never want spreading into my country at all. Here we just text people the morning after the birth that we had a healthy baby of so many cm and that the parents are very happy.

I didn't ask for the gender of our kids at the scan because it's like opening your presents before Christmas. Also couldn't care less the gender just want a healthy baby.

It's the sex you can reveal. Sex. Don't be shy of the word. Babies and animals: sex, not gender.

Jimmy Carr joke: We're having a gender reveal for our kid, but we want to wait til it's 21, we want to be sure.

My favorite is cupcakes 😋

The only good kind of “gender reveal” is coming out.

When I was pregnant and people asked me if it was going to be a girl or a boy, I always said, "I HOPE so! ... I'd prefer that to an alligator ..."

Yes, please, and thank you.

Trans people should reclaim gender reveals

Some people -- including at least one father-to-be -- have been KILLED in these ridiculous show-offs.

I just put random pictures of blue stuff on the family WhatsApp until somebody figured out. That was fun.

I miss the era when my son was born (early 80's) when they didn't do an ultrasound as a matter of course, only if there was a problem. (At least that's how my doctor worked.) I didn't know his gender until he was born. What difference does it make what gender your child is?

Mine is when they've had the child

If you want to do something special, have a photographer do a small shoot showing the announcement, or give cupcakes! I mean, who doesn't like cupcakes?!

But, but, but, what about finding out that there IS a gender?!?! Can't we do that? R/s

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Me too, pal.

I (62) fell the other day, but not in an old man sort of way. It was in a tried-to-hop-into-sweatpants-and-wound-up-in-one-leg sort of way. 62 going on 6.

Indicating is not part of the BMW dna . . .

Keeper! ✌️🙂

The gate is down and the lights are flashing but there is no train coming.

I was working as a filler substitute teacher at a high school. Walked into a chemistry class. After taking attendance one of the kids asked for a small white board because "I think we summoned a demon yesterday while the other sub was here." They needed the white board to communicate with it by making their own ouija board. I asked if they tried holy water. They said they were looking on Amazon for some. School is weird these days.

"The Little Yellow River" - I.P. Daily

You go, girl.

Poor kid. Wonder how his brain interpreted this bizarre request.

When I get out of the swimming pool and someone is just getting ready to get in the water I tell them "I warmed the water up for you."

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I agree! Bring back the gargoyles!!!

I have one in every room now!

She photosynthesizes, duh

I can’t stop laughing

He's been gone a long time but I still sometimes hold the door open shouting, "Look dad! I'm heating the entire neighborhood!"

I really hope this is more of a workaholic situation and not a she didn't have a choice situation.

Who tf decided 2 days were enough for a weekend? 😑

A voice from the Heavens that sounds a lot like the dungeon master bellows, "Well, open the wall, idiot!" as thunder crashes and arrows begin to rain down.

Thanks for reminding me! I’m out and I need to buy more!

GBBS?

Now, that's petty

"Good evening, Sir, do you have a moment to discuss dental hygiene?"

I hear ya! 😂

I miss not staring at someone like they just stabbed a baby because they coughed.