Your for sure screwed if there sun chips I find that those have the loudest packaging on earth

that's hilarioussssss

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Well that escalated quickly -_-

Lol

LOL YES

Nothing a good Photoshop can't fix

lol that's hilarious u love this guy

Haha "rave yard" XD

Or maybe he'll think you left and nobody is there to kill anymore

what if she gains +2 doritos and will never ever even try to take this ring off

Lol this is so me

That's the whole point of the joke!

But...wouldn't all the water have turned to wine? :-/

Honestly if I were doctor, I'd do that too XD

Omg love this one!

This one, yes this one is clever and nice.

Imagine what archaeologists in the future will get wrong about us...

Punny I love that

This is perfect it's exactly like my teacher xD. Nice one

That escalted quick

How do you fill a balloon with bees this could be useful knowledge

Lol hot baby

Nahhhh, I know more ladies who will crack the glass over your head(including me) MWAHAHAHAHA

Right. In cops shows they always find clues. Like this necklace is missing... I wouldn't even know it was missing.

brilliant.

I thought 300 kids wrote the best exams ever...twitching a bit.

That's the truth for sure

love it, so blokey

I can see this happening I've bought myself flowers because I needed cheering up

Yes. Just. God yes.

😂😂😂😂

Same my dude

lol

If you take it at face value yes that sounds really really creepy lol

You know, he actually lost it in a sword fight with a friend. He was just embarrassed to tell the truth so he lied and said it was for a girlfriend.

until you get thrown off! :)

lol

Isn't 4 starts a good review or this a ten start system or something?

Ranch foreman picks up shotgun: You're on guard duty

how big was this spider though!

lol

I bet at short range that would still really f*****g hurt

omg if somebody dumped me cuz they thought i was fu**in bees lol

Sooo...you end up lickin his nose and he ends up with ur **** in his hands... XD

Then they proceed to hack each other to bits

Why would you waste coffee like that!?

Where I live a group of Ravens is called a football team.

Again I would love to see that

lol

My mother makes and sells tiny dog hats.

K, gimme da address

Ok I really really want to do that now

it finally make sense!

omg

haha