Teachers and anyone else working in education have a lot more influence than you might think. A good educator can shape their students’ lives to be better for decades to come. Meanwhile, someone who does it just for the (arguably, meager) paycheck and lashes out at kids can push them down a bad path. All in all, a teacher’s job is darn tough. And those who go the extra mile seriously deserve a round of applause.
Some educators, however, are masters of wit, not just experts in their chosen subjects. To show you just how great a sense of humor they have, our team at Bored Panda has collected the most hilarious teacher tweets that show the bizarre ups, hilarious downs, and facepalm-worthy twists and turns of their daily work lives.
Check out their best tweets below, and as you’re scrolling down, remember to upvote the ones that made you laugh and giggle. Do we have any Education Pandas in the house tonight? We’d absolutely love to hear what you love about the job the most, and what keeps you going when things get tough. There’s an invitation to visit the comment section and share the funniest classroom experiences with your name on it.
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Yeah! Or at least give extra points towards the grade for completing it instead of grading it since you can't!
Load More Replies...Student: dog ate my homework. Teacher:you know what I believe you.
Tgere shoild be a movie a bout a how a bunch of kids train the teachers dog to eat the homework. ©️ 2022
Gee you wanna save your mummy some work and you just get yelled at
Well he didn’t really eat it he just made a mess! Dogs am I right… how I LOVE them
This happened to my husband (5th grade teacher) a few years ago 😅🤣
Sorry students but I can't give you your grades because my dog ate your test papers... Sure teach now give us our grades or go to the principles office.
"Kids, you all failed. Bowser threw up, and he only does that when the homework is no good."
Bored Panda reached out to Lisa McLendon, Ph.D., for a chat about working in education, and what qualities it's important for educators to have in order to be successful at their jobs. She is the William Allen White Professor of Journalism and Mass Communications and the Coordinator at the Bremner Editing Center at the University of Kansas.
We wanted to get Professor McLendon's opinion about what drives people to work in education in the first place.
"Good teachers love to learn and are always learning new things," she told Bored Panda. "But it’s not just about learning—it’s about wanting to share what you’ve learned with others; it’s about believing others can learn things too."
I would LOVE to be in this classroom, to see this in action.... I love this whole attitude of Action and Reaction 😂😁😁😂😂😂
The professor also shared her thoughts about the qualities that are important for educators to either have or develop after taking up the job offers.
Professor McLendon said that a love of learning and a joy in discovering new information, as well as gaining new skills, is very important. What's also essential is cultivating curiosity in oneself, as well as in your students. "Asking questions is how we get to new knowledge," she said.
And finally, humility always helps, especially paired with a deep sense of curiosity. "Knowing that you don’t know everything—but figuring out how to find out what you don’t know," is important, the KU professor said.
Meanwhile, we also wanted to get to grips with how educators might inspire their students to excel. Here's what Professor McLendon told Bored Panda: "Being able to show, not just tell, students that learning is a lifelong process. If they see you learning, and being excited about learning, it shows them a process with results. 'Wow, I didn’t know that!' is a great thing to tell students. So is, 'I don’t know—let’s find out!'"
Moreover, having confidence in your students also works wonders. "Knowing that you think they CAN do something will help students be able to DO it. Sometimes a simple, 'You got this' gives them a needed boost."
Many people feel that teachers are underpaid. And in many cases, they can be. Stats show that teacher pay has, in fact, been declining over the past decade in the United States. However, from 2020 to 2022, there's been a small uptick: teachers earned 11% more than the average salary across the US. On average, they made just over $65k. The vast majority of Americans (80%, in fact) feel that teachers are still underpaid for their efforts.
According to Business.org, the most lucrative states to work as a teacher in are California and Pennsylvania, earning over a quarter more than the average salary. Meanwhile, the worst states to work in, at least in terms of finances, are Arizona and Washington DC.
Working in education can sometimes feel like you’re juggling half a dozen or so different jobs. You’re expected to know your beloved subject inside and out, keep up to date with the newest research, be able to clearly and concisely pass along this knowledge to your students, ALL THE WHILE keeping everyone from causing complete and utter chaos in the classroom.
That’s on top of grading papers, attending parent-teacher meetings, and taking your students to see the nurse when they (inevitably) get hurt. We can’t stress enough just how versatile and adaptable of a person you have to be in order to do well as an educator. Patience, discipline, and empathy are just the tip of the iceberg here. Meanwhile, you’re responsible for literally shaping the minds of future generations. So, no pressure!
Mine would be for preppies to keep their hands to themselves: I wore a sequinned top to a prep class ... BIG mistake!
Some teachers let off steam by talking about their day with their friends and family. Others take to their hobbies or share their experiences on social media. By learning to laugh at themselves and their own situation, they tackle any feelings of exhaustion and exasperation head-on. And you never know—what you post might accidentally resonate with someone else who’s been in that exact same position. There’s a lot of potential here for friendship, camaraderie, and finding ways to deal with unorthodox challenges at school and college.
With how kind many teachers are, it’s no wonder that they often put the needs of others ahead of their own. While it’s absolutely admirable, it’s also a one-way ticket to Tired Town. Educators have to remember to take care of themselves, first and foremost. This way, they’ll be in a far better position to pass on their hard-earned knowledge to their students.
During a previous in-depth interview with Bored Panda, British primary school teachers Tom Rose and Jack Pannett shared their thoughts about some of the issues that educators face, as well as what to do when you’re feeling completely overwhelmed. In their experience, one of the biggest challenges that any educator might face is the fun-but-dreaded school trip.
"School trips are very challenging, especially for newer teachers, because of the constant changing of locations or 'transitions' as teachers usually refer to them as," they said.
"Many teachers fear PE for the same basic reason, which is: not having a safe confined space to teach (as they are used to when they are in a classroom). The extra pressure of trying to impress the parent/carer helpers is another thing that gets in the way of many teachers doing their job too, which is again much more obvious with less experienced teachers," teachers Tom and Jack told Bored Panda.
I read the lesson plan out loud. I ask the students if it makes sense to them. I ask them if they understand what they should be doing now. I write it down in the board. No one does the work. Their regular teacher gets mad at me. The life of the building substitute in a high school.
"Beyond the transitions and dealing with the other adult help, you then have to deal with the many unexpected things that crop up along the way, such as the transport issues, sudden changes of weather, stumbling across a bee's nest (that was Tom in Bushy Park) amongst many other potentials.”
The two teachers highlighted the need for preparation and repetition. Educators ought to reach out to their colleagues who have successfully completed the challenges that they’re about to tackle. What’s more, it’s often a good idea to do one or more test runs before going on the school trip to familiarize yourself with the location, the atmosphere, the potential problems that might pop up. This way, you can avoid some serious complications, like leaving someone behind at a train station or picking a path that goes far too close to not-so-friendly dogs.
But of course, no matter how well you plan something, things tend to fall apart once you actually start going. One of the most essential skills for a teacher to have is to maintain their composure when everything’s falling apart; you’ve got to resist the urge to panic because you’re the one in charge. The kids look up to you to set an example.
“‘Box breathing’ is our ‘go-to’ method if we are stressed and want to calm down. Box breathing is a practice where you breathe in for 4 seconds, hold breath for 4 seconds, breathe out for 4 seconds, hold for 4 seconds and repeat until your heart rate slows down," Tom and Jack shared a method of calming down with Bored Panda.
Yep, have been called 'mum' numerous times, usually by teenage boys after I asked them to do something, they really didn't want to do.
The two teachers also pointed out that in the rush to get everything ready, educators can completely forget to take care of themselves. You have to remember to focus on the basics first, like getting enough sleep, remembering to pack a lunch for yourself, and taking time off to unwind after stressful stretches of work. Though, Tom and Jack said, even that won’t prepare you for a cloud of bees suddenly descending on you. If you hear buzzing, tell everyone to run!
Go to the gym BEFORE you go home. Once you're in, there's no escaping the event horizon.
His big brother was the one chewing crayons when he was younger.
Every single Monday morning in prep and year one we had to write a journal about what we did over the weekend. There was quite a while there where I had seen my Gran write in cursive, so I decided that I could write in cursive to. So every Monday morning Ms Belle had to listen to me 'reading' her my journal entries, that were literally just random squiggly lines with spaces in between. She never pulled me up on it, even though she was my teacher for two years in a row. I saw her randomly at a shopping centre food court 15 years later, she somehow still recognised me, knew exactly who I was, and genuinely was happy to see me and we had a brief catch up on the past 15 years. She is still one of my two favourite teachers. Just to clarify, she knew that outside of the journal entries I was perfectly capable of reading and writing.
ugh, those reading logs were awful. as an avid reader, it absolutely killed my love of reading. having to record exactly how many minutes & how many pages i read felt like someone was breathing down my neck the entire time & ruined the relaxation that reading used to bring me.
The sounds like the best way to deal with that sort of thing tbh. Tons better than getting made
Every day my teacher would just show us pics of her cats so she didn’t have to do anything
"Do NOT shove the wasp into the pencil sharpener!" - one of the odder things I've had to tell students, at least recently
this is so irrelevant to a high (idk what word i’m trying to think of) of irrelevancy but i really want some miso soup right now 🥲🫤
High degree? I feel like that might be the word you want!
Load More Replies...I was talking with teacher few days ago. She's teaching first grade, and she told me that she's gonnaneed psychiatrist very soon, because kids are absolute brats.
I was a teacher, twice. I needed a psychologist both times.
Load More Replies...my appreciation for teachers went WAY up reading this! to all teachers: you're amazing, keep up the good work!
We're talking about kids here. It's unfortunate that kid's can't even be kids and be happy and play anymore. 3 years out the womb and they are forced to go to school pay attention and work for 8 hours a day. When the only thing they should be doing is playing and worrying about what snacks they can eat and just being a kid. But I guess putting them to work and the minute they act like the kids they are, we think somethings wrong with them. When in reality something is wrong with the system we've created around our kids. Just sad that from an early age we are expected to earn our existence and fall in line with the cruel system and ways of society. If you even question it at all you're looked at as odd or radical. It's so messed up and become normal, that's what's really stressful.
I- here so you live that kids work at 3?? Here you go to nursery at the which is essentially playing all day and occasionally baking. You only start school at 5
Load More Replies...this is so irrelevant to a high (idk what word i’m trying to think of) of irrelevancy but i really want some miso soup right now 🥲🫤
High degree? I feel like that might be the word you want!
Load More Replies...I was talking with teacher few days ago. She's teaching first grade, and she told me that she's gonnaneed psychiatrist very soon, because kids are absolute brats.
I was a teacher, twice. I needed a psychologist both times.
Load More Replies...my appreciation for teachers went WAY up reading this! to all teachers: you're amazing, keep up the good work!
We're talking about kids here. It's unfortunate that kid's can't even be kids and be happy and play anymore. 3 years out the womb and they are forced to go to school pay attention and work for 8 hours a day. When the only thing they should be doing is playing and worrying about what snacks they can eat and just being a kid. But I guess putting them to work and the minute they act like the kids they are, we think somethings wrong with them. When in reality something is wrong with the system we've created around our kids. Just sad that from an early age we are expected to earn our existence and fall in line with the cruel system and ways of society. If you even question it at all you're looked at as odd or radical. It's so messed up and become normal, that's what's really stressful.
I- here so you live that kids work at 3?? Here you go to nursery at the which is essentially playing all day and occasionally baking. You only start school at 5
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