It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December
Interview With ExpertHow’s the start of the new year treating you, pandas? We hope you’re doing great! But if you’re feeling a bit sluggish after all the festivities, don’t worry—that’s perfectly understandable. To help shake off those January blues, we’ve rounded up some hilarious tweets that people posted throughout December. They may not be vitamin D, but they’ll definitely bring a good laugh. Scroll down to enjoy them and upvote your favorites!
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Elon Musk. Could have been Batman. Decided to be Lex Luthor.
While most people can appreciate a good joke, some are naturally better at delivering them than others. And those with a knack for humor often enjoy plenty of social perks—they can appear more attractive, competent, and confident, and even have the potential to become stronger leaders. It’s clearly a valuable skill, but can it be taught?
The answer is yes, you can learn to be funny, or funnier. In fact, it’s less about learning to be funny and more about rediscovering your natural humor. That’s because as many of us step into adulthood—around the age of 23—we tend to lose it. According to a 2013 Gallup survey of 1.4 million people across 166 countries, that’s when our frequency of laughing or smiling each day takes a noticeable dive.
That decline, often called the “humor cliff,” is explored by behavioral science professor Jennifer Aaker and leadership coach Naomi Bagdonas in their book Humor, Seriously. As they explain, the drop is likely tied to work and the demands of adulthood.
“We grow up, enter the workforce, and suddenly become ‘serious and important people,’ trading laughter for ties and pantsuits,” the authors write. “Before long, we lose levity entirely in a sea of bottom lines, slide decks, and mind-numbing conference calls.”
CTRL+Shift+T is your friend. I don't ask why you have it for two years, my job is fixing problems, not fixing disorganized people :D
This makes sense when you consider how carefree and happy-go-lucky we are as children, and as we grow older, that lightheartedness becomes a luxury many can’t afford. The average 4-year-old, Aaker and Bagdonas write, laughs around 300 times a day. Meanwhile, the average 40-year-old would need about two and a half months to reach that many chuckles.
What about gay bears? From that bar down the road? Do they count?
But of course, with enough practice, we can learn to let go again and become funnier. Comedian and founder of Copy POP, Jill Pavlov, believes it’s entirely possible. “Everyone has a secret funny bone hidden inside them!” she told Bored Panda. “Start with funny things you hear or see. What made you laugh about it? How can you relay that to others? Then look inward—what about yourself can you poke a little fun at?”
Actually there are some great after dark exhibitions at museums, usually with wine!
“Some of the best comedy comes from comparisons and metaphors,” Pavlov explains. “For example, if you were going to roast your love life, try filling in this sentence: ‘My love life is like ________ because _______.’ You could say something like, ‘My love life is like Blockbuster—closed for business.’”
“Keep experimenting! Try your material on close friends. If they laugh, you’re golden. If they just blink at you, congratulations—you’ve identified what not to do. Remember, even if you bomb, you’re still funnier than someone who never tries.”
Funny Tweets
except on bored panda where having a disability means you now have to pay for dark mode. really great work guys, i mean isn't it everybody with sight problems dream to have to pay for something everybody else gets free. thanks guys, it really makes us feel part of the world when we get treated differently. i'm pretty sure if it wasn't an online business this would be a crime in most countries
Don't just stand there tweeting! Go on the adventure of a lifetime!
I kinda like it. I'm not sure I would want this in my garden, but... maybe...
And why are all the bath tubs going away?????!!!!!????? I travel a lot and I am seeing a trend that whether I am in a hotel or an air AIRBNB, most baths have been converted into all showers. UGGG!! I have joint issues and love to soak in a tub, so now I have to vigilant when I book a room. Just nonsense!!
Yeah, when I was in the military there was an expression someone was "UN-hot" as in when you are deployed on UN-missions there was not much to compete with.
My doc once lectured me how fit some of his 60-year old patients are. Well, I am 40, plenty of time to catch up
Many of the doctors I worked with look like gym rats or just really fit. This seemed to be even more so with the surgeons. Not all but many. I’d say half of the doctors that came in were in really good shape about 10% looked like they needed more exercise.
Load More Replies...There are lots of times I wish I had a car (usually when it rains or snows), but this is one reason I'm glad I don't. My doctor can't hassle me about exercise when I walk everywhere 🤷♀️ (plus it's great because my kids don't whine when we have a long walk!)
Yeah, this is why I don't read referrals my doctor writes for specialists...
I hate the new health portals where you see all the notes. ER Drs can be the worst. Nurses usually have a little more tact. My GP is good because she knows my history.
I know, right? The whole time I'm worrying that someone might've stolen it.
Funny Tweets
No, I seem to have gone straight to, I'm too old for this shït I'm a 66 year old bat.
Try doing it in Australia when it’s something-stupid degrees hot outside and Santa’s surfing in at Bondi Beach.
Ridiculous. Linda set your daughter up to be queen of the entire HOA empire! Be thankful!
A whole bunch at the end there that I didn't get at all but there's no point asking since they're all gonna disappear behind the paywall in an hour or two.
Soon BP will be the next Myspace. And all of their posts come from Reddit!
Load More Replies...I must be old & out of touch--I either didn't understand most of them or had no clue who the people were in them...
Here’s a thing about advertising: as long as it’s static, I’m fine with it and may even engage with it. As soon as it moves with videos, scrolling changes, etc., I’m blocking ads. If BP isn’t getting the revenue from advertising, they might want to figure out why not.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way! I'm good scrolling and reading but when $hit starts dancing around I'm out. It makes no difference what site or ad, if it's static I'm fine but when the animation begins, it's later dude.
Load More Replies...Y’know, I really like reading at this time because this is when all the comments are good and all the rude comments have been downvoted to the bottom. Unfortunately, BP decided to shoot themselves in the foot and lock half the article.
XenoMurph yes, sometimes. I'm not in the habit of being mean for the sake of it, and I do try to temper negative feedback with positive. But negative feedback is useful and sometimes necessary.
December's funniest tweets are like the perfect holiday leftovers—just as delightful the next day, and without the stress of overcooking the turkey. From witty one-liners to relatable holiday mishaps, these tweets serve up the humor we all need to close out the year with a smile.
A whole bunch at the end there that I didn't get at all but there's no point asking since they're all gonna disappear behind the paywall in an hour or two.
Soon BP will be the next Myspace. And all of their posts come from Reddit!
Load More Replies...I must be old & out of touch--I either didn't understand most of them or had no clue who the people were in them...
Here’s a thing about advertising: as long as it’s static, I’m fine with it and may even engage with it. As soon as it moves with videos, scrolling changes, etc., I’m blocking ads. If BP isn’t getting the revenue from advertising, they might want to figure out why not.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way! I'm good scrolling and reading but when $hit starts dancing around I'm out. It makes no difference what site or ad, if it's static I'm fine but when the animation begins, it's later dude.
Load More Replies...Y’know, I really like reading at this time because this is when all the comments are good and all the rude comments have been downvoted to the bottom. Unfortunately, BP decided to shoot themselves in the foot and lock half the article.
XenoMurph yes, sometimes. I'm not in the habit of being mean for the sake of it, and I do try to temper negative feedback with positive. But negative feedback is useful and sometimes necessary.
December's funniest tweets are like the perfect holiday leftovers—just as delightful the next day, and without the stress of overcooking the turkey. From witty one-liners to relatable holiday mishaps, these tweets serve up the humor we all need to close out the year with a smile.