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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.
We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.
You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.
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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.
“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”
“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”
The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.
Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon.
What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.
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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago
Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.
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Stephanie Blasyak 5 years ago
...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.
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Kirsten Kerkhof 5 years ago
I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...
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Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago
And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.
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Aleksandra Kozłowska 5 years ago
Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you
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Isabella 5 years ago (edited)
Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.
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Hello it Smee 5 years ago
That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.
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Ivy 5 years ago
I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago (edited)
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
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Casey C 5 years ago
These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
kranthi raj 2 years ago
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
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Hans 5 years ago
"xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Parmeisan 5 years ago
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
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Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago
I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
DANNY DIVITO 5 years ago
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
kranthi raj 2 years ago
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Tracy Kelly 5 years ago
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.
Ivy 5 years ago
I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago (edited)
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
Load More Replies... Casey C 5 years ago
These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
kranthi raj 2 years ago
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
Load More Replies... Hans 5 years ago
"xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Parmeisan 5 years ago
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
Load More Replies... Michelle Muirhead 5 years ago
I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
DANNY DIVITO 5 years ago
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
kranthi raj 2 years ago
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Tracy Kelly 5 years ago
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.
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