On paper, autocorrect is awesome. When you send someone a text, it checks your writing and gets rid of all the spelling mistakes. But in reality... It's even better. You see, autocorrect has a good sense of humor—sometimes it makes random edits that completely change the meaning of a word or phrase you were going for. That way, a 'daughter' can become a 'disaster' and 'chivalry' can turn into 'chocolate'. And these "jokes" are even better if you notice them only after you hit "Send".
Below, Bored Panda has compiled a bunch of tweets about some of the worst autocorrect fails that are simply funny as duck. Enjoy!
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The inventor on the patent for autocorrect and the closest thing it has to an individual creator is Dean Hachamovitch. And you could say it all started in the early '90s when Hachamovitch first joined Microsoft. He was given a job on the Word team and back then, word processing was at a crossroads: on one side were the people who wanted adornments and frills—improved desktop publishing, color separation, and things like that. On the other side was the functionality gang, where Hachamovitch found his place.
These guys really wanted to help people get out of their own way. As Hachamovitch saw it, the main thing that people do on a word processor is type, and typing, according to him, is a matter of "a little bit of creativity and a whole lot of scutwork." Hachamovitch thought he could improve the typing experience by delivering us from scut. He set out to make our typing sleek and invisible, smooth as speaking from a teleprompter.
As WIRED pointed out, the notion of autocorrect was born when Hachamovitch began thinking about a functionality that already existed in Word. Thanks to Charles Simonyi, the longtime Microsoft executive who is widely recognized as the father of graphical word processing, Word had a "glossary" that could be used as a sort of auto-expander.
It allowed to set up a string of words—like insert logo—which, when typed and followed by a press of the F3 button, would get replaced by a JPEG of your company's logo. Neat. But Hachamovitch realized that this glossary could be used far more aggressively to correct common mistakes. He put together a bit of code that would allow you to press the left arrow and F3 at any time and immediately replace teh with the. His eureka moment came when he understood that because English words are space-delimited, the space bar itself could generate the replacement, making the correction automatic. Hachamovitch then compiled a list of common errors, and his team got to work. One Microsoft manager even dubbed them the Department of Stupid PC Tricks.
Pretty soon, the team realized that autocorrect could also be used in less productive but far more entertaining tasks. One day, for example, Hachamovitch went into his boss' machine and changed the autocorrect dictionary so that any time he typed Dean, it was automatically changed to the name of his coworker Mike, and vice versa (his boss kept both his computer and office locked after that). Children were quick to pick this up too—after Hachamovitch went to speak to his daughter's third-grade class, he started receiving emails from the kids' parents, saying something along the lines of "Thank you for coming to talk to my daughter's class, but whenever I try to type her name, I find it automatically transforms itself into 'The pretty princess.'"
So now that you know the origins of autocorrect, do you really think all these hippos, I mean, hiccups on the list are accidental?
Autocorrect is just waiting for it's chance to autocorrect it to "exaggerate "
and then your phone and all the furniture in your house doubled over laughing
Panic steaks are excellent, especially served with a nice panic red wine.
I think autocorrect might be on a diet on the dl and needed to be strong.
Dismantling the patriarchy on a device built by one of the most controlling men in the world... Irony.
I'm seeing some interesting trends in what auto-correct programmers/algorithms prioritize....
*a few minutes of exercising tongue* "TIME TO LICK YOU OUT JESS" *big lick* *jess gets licked to another continent*
Here's my autocorrect-witnessed story: Was exchanging sexy texts once with this girl, and it ended up taking quite a morbid turn because said-girl sent me a text that said "(slices off my brain)" instead of "(slides off my bra)." Can't say that I didn't laugh hard 😂 Also, let's not forget that autocorrect changes "awww" to "sewers" 😂😂
i remember sending my girlfriend a text saying "i,m talking to the barman about tatts" she replied "WTF????" and i checked my message--it said "i,m talking to the batman about farts"
Texted the girlfriend "Wish you were here" and autocorrect sent "Wish you were beer" and well, that wouldn't be bad either. At least it didn't change it to "Wish you were her..."
I wrote "I have to clean the catbox" and autocorrect changed it to "I have to clean the Autopsy" My sister was pretty confused. It also tries to change "zzzzzzzzzzzzz" to "assassin" so, maybe it's trying to tell me something.
I got the opposite... texted the wife I was making ham & cabbage and it got autocorrected to ham & catbox.
Load More Replies...The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
I just tried to write, "I deactivate auto-correct", and the da*n thing isn't deactivated and it came out first time as "I detective auto-correct". *headdesk*
What annoys me with (every) AC the most is it changing ALWAYS "its" to "it's" even when I actually mean "its"
Not quite auto correct, but typing too quickly and hitting send without thinking is also dangerous. I've concluded one too many emails "Kind Retards..."
My previous phone loved to change pants to PANTIES. I have no idea why, I just think it had a weird sense of humour and liked to shout about women's underwear
I happen to have both English and French keyboards on my phone, so it now autocorrects to both languages all the time.
I know how it feels to be on the other end of a bad autocorrect fail. Once my brother was texting me that there was a spider in his walls, except autocorrect changed it to there’s a spider on my balls. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard
How about speech to text? Tried to say there are two does in the field. The phone ended up saying there are Cheetos in the field.
When I type "I" my phone tries to change it to "U". It's very complicated to tell people how U am.
My phone does the exact opposite - it keeps correcting 'u' to 'I' lol
Load More Replies...I barely use my phone, so I've had to become an expert in deciphering my friends' messages on Facebook. It's been fun so far :-D
My classmate once wanted to text me that she had to read her book to her cousin her message was supposed to say “I had to read my book to my 7 year old cousin and it was embarrassing” ( In Estonian it’s “Ma pidin oma 7 aastasele sugulasele oma raamatut ette lugema ja see oli väga piinlik”) But it changed sugulane (cousin) to suguelundid (genitals) so basically the message said that she had to read her book to her 7 year old genitals. It took me a while to stop laughing
My ex sent me a message once that was supposed to say "I'd like to kick your dad's *ss!" It was over something stupid (he hated my dad for no reason) but it autocorrected somehow to "lick" and I died laughing.
I once told my mom I had the Christmas lust for my sister, and today I mentioned to a friend that, during our hangout tomorrow, I would be looking for a gift for my mom for Mothra’s Day.
My favourite auto correct fail …I was chatting to a guy I liked about books and asked him which genre he liked… He didn't answer me for a month… I had asked which _gender_ he likes !
my autocorrect story: he wedged the sheet a little further into the couch to prevent people from touching him to: he wedged the s*** a little further into the crotch to prevent everyone from f***ing him
I keep confusing autocorrect by texting in French and Spanish with family and friends, English with other friends and German for anything official. It never gets it right - but it is specially bad with English (or I am).
I can relate! Every time I type "pick" it autocorrects it to "pectorals." Go figure.
Recently set up my new(er) phone... I left suggestions while typing (which is in fact helpful) but made very sure to disable autocorrect which is mostly just a PITA. I don't get why these people don't just disable it, too, but then again I don't type much on my phone anyway. (sent from my laptop)
Meant to send "the world is full of possibilities" to a guy. Actually sent "the world is full of asswaffles" which is in fact more true
Doesn't anybody proof read before hitting send? It's not that time consuming!
I hate autocorrect so sucking much (Why- why did autocorrect change “ducking” to “sucking” while I tried to make this joke ;—;)
Usually for autocorrect, you're typing a word, and before you press space press the first recommended square where it says "[your word]" and then it won't autocorrect. Cheers
We shorten Woolworths shopping centre to Woolies. My other half wrote "i have got to duck in 2 woolies" which autocorrected to "I have 2 w*****s". Wow i never noticed.
one time i was doing the tiktok prank where you say the whole thing of "(name) darlin, your my best friend" so on and so forth. i got to the part where it said "im using your shirt as a pillowcase" and i must have spelled shirt wrong because autocorrect said "im using your💩 as a pillowcase" will never forget that moment lol
When I find autocorrect has messed up a text message after I've sent it. I resend the text annotated '- spellfecker strikes again'. Ironically autocorrect doesn't 'fix it'
Here's my autocorrect-witnessed story: Was exchanging sexy texts once with this girl, and it ended up taking quite a morbid turn because said-girl sent me a text that said "(slices off my brain)" instead of "(slides off my bra)." Can't say that I didn't laugh hard 😂 Also, let's not forget that autocorrect changes "awww" to "sewers" 😂😂
i remember sending my girlfriend a text saying "i,m talking to the barman about tatts" she replied "WTF????" and i checked my message--it said "i,m talking to the batman about farts"
Texted the girlfriend "Wish you were here" and autocorrect sent "Wish you were beer" and well, that wouldn't be bad either. At least it didn't change it to "Wish you were her..."
I wrote "I have to clean the catbox" and autocorrect changed it to "I have to clean the Autopsy" My sister was pretty confused. It also tries to change "zzzzzzzzzzzzz" to "assassin" so, maybe it's trying to tell me something.
I got the opposite... texted the wife I was making ham & cabbage and it got autocorrected to ham & catbox.
Load More Replies...The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
I just tried to write, "I deactivate auto-correct", and the da*n thing isn't deactivated and it came out first time as "I detective auto-correct". *headdesk*
What annoys me with (every) AC the most is it changing ALWAYS "its" to "it's" even when I actually mean "its"
Not quite auto correct, but typing too quickly and hitting send without thinking is also dangerous. I've concluded one too many emails "Kind Retards..."
My previous phone loved to change pants to PANTIES. I have no idea why, I just think it had a weird sense of humour and liked to shout about women's underwear
I happen to have both English and French keyboards on my phone, so it now autocorrects to both languages all the time.
I know how it feels to be on the other end of a bad autocorrect fail. Once my brother was texting me that there was a spider in his walls, except autocorrect changed it to there’s a spider on my balls. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard
How about speech to text? Tried to say there are two does in the field. The phone ended up saying there are Cheetos in the field.
When I type "I" my phone tries to change it to "U". It's very complicated to tell people how U am.
My phone does the exact opposite - it keeps correcting 'u' to 'I' lol
Load More Replies...I barely use my phone, so I've had to become an expert in deciphering my friends' messages on Facebook. It's been fun so far :-D
My classmate once wanted to text me that she had to read her book to her cousin her message was supposed to say “I had to read my book to my 7 year old cousin and it was embarrassing” ( In Estonian it’s “Ma pidin oma 7 aastasele sugulasele oma raamatut ette lugema ja see oli väga piinlik”) But it changed sugulane (cousin) to suguelundid (genitals) so basically the message said that she had to read her book to her 7 year old genitals. It took me a while to stop laughing
My ex sent me a message once that was supposed to say "I'd like to kick your dad's *ss!" It was over something stupid (he hated my dad for no reason) but it autocorrected somehow to "lick" and I died laughing.
I once told my mom I had the Christmas lust for my sister, and today I mentioned to a friend that, during our hangout tomorrow, I would be looking for a gift for my mom for Mothra’s Day.
My favourite auto correct fail …I was chatting to a guy I liked about books and asked him which genre he liked… He didn't answer me for a month… I had asked which _gender_ he likes !
my autocorrect story: he wedged the sheet a little further into the couch to prevent people from touching him to: he wedged the s*** a little further into the crotch to prevent everyone from f***ing him
I keep confusing autocorrect by texting in French and Spanish with family and friends, English with other friends and German for anything official. It never gets it right - but it is specially bad with English (or I am).
I can relate! Every time I type "pick" it autocorrects it to "pectorals." Go figure.
Recently set up my new(er) phone... I left suggestions while typing (which is in fact helpful) but made very sure to disable autocorrect which is mostly just a PITA. I don't get why these people don't just disable it, too, but then again I don't type much on my phone anyway. (sent from my laptop)
Meant to send "the world is full of possibilities" to a guy. Actually sent "the world is full of asswaffles" which is in fact more true
Doesn't anybody proof read before hitting send? It's not that time consuming!
I hate autocorrect so sucking much (Why- why did autocorrect change “ducking” to “sucking” while I tried to make this joke ;—;)
Usually for autocorrect, you're typing a word, and before you press space press the first recommended square where it says "[your word]" and then it won't autocorrect. Cheers
We shorten Woolworths shopping centre to Woolies. My other half wrote "i have got to duck in 2 woolies" which autocorrected to "I have 2 w*****s". Wow i never noticed.
one time i was doing the tiktok prank where you say the whole thing of "(name) darlin, your my best friend" so on and so forth. i got to the part where it said "im using your shirt as a pillowcase" and i must have spelled shirt wrong because autocorrect said "im using your💩 as a pillowcase" will never forget that moment lol
When I find autocorrect has messed up a text message after I've sent it. I resend the text annotated '- spellfecker strikes again'. Ironically autocorrect doesn't 'fix it'