LMAO

He turned that around

Excellent answer! I can picture it in my mind! (unfortunately!)

Sacrilege! How are you supposed to get your daily requirement of grease and cholesterol with all that stuff.

Funny!

Haha

Don't give them ideas

Oh god no, please no no no

Or were born with it (who would change their name to Dylon? It's a fabric dye.)

Kid just asked 'whats Cow girl'? er... uh...

LOL, thanks for that :D

it asked top five, not to name them all. Red was a douche.

Oh no! Poor baby!

We all knew that a Ferengi could be gay and Roger Rabbit was madly in love with Jessica. Besides, this one was easy; They've all got Huge Ears!

An old salt, ( must have been 23 or 24) once told me to only eat soft food when you're getting drunk. That way it doesn't hurt as much when you throw up in the middle of the night. Worked for me.

translated " buy me two x-boxes"

movies my wife watches when i am out with the guys.

men my wife prefers over me.

words that begin with the letter...er uh... T?

I believe those are all brands of sewing machines.

How wonky is your table that you need to put a boat under there?

Xyqrer the confused. I own that one.

Gotta make sure you get enough of Ariana Grande ;)

Star wars sequels!!

Top 5 documentaries of 2018

Breasts of steel

Nerd gang signs.

The ages of Mick Jagger's children.

Five things most people don't care about.

At my local Pokémon Go Whatsapp group one dude is trying every day to find a new version of Toto's Africa. He must love that song very much. There must be thousands of different covers of that song.

If you use the words sex toys broadly and if you're creative...

people not invited to my birthday party

people invited to my birthday

What i wish i could eat every day with 0 calories.

When people say Isle of Man I think if the Isle of Man TT races. I swear those riders must have balls the size of melons to race there!

This list!

And no women, how sad.

Of course ^^

Top 5 attempts to circumvent the username you wanted to register.

Top 5 acts booked for Thripleton Folk Festival 2018.