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Do you know what words cause the most annoyance when you’re busy with life and still single? Online dating! The many lousy dates in modern days, repetitive conversations, and an occasional sociopath ruin the joy of meeting someone new. Because of this displeasure in seeking your pair, some smart people have invented hilarious quotes and bios to put on their odd Tinder profiles as one of the top dating apps.

Putting yourself out there needs some encouragement, and we hope that our list with the funniest Tinder profiles will make you login and start swiping. Whatever you’re into, you will find a keeper in the quirky collection of the creative Tinder profiles below.

#1

Jesus On Tinder

Tinder profile of a Jesus-looking guy pouring wine

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Lara B.
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe how creative some people are with their tinder profile :D

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How to Create the Ideal Tinder Profile 

According to Pew Research, 30% of U.S. adults have used a dating site. A majority expresses positive experiences. However, what happens once you’re logged in? The most important challenge of being on Tinder is fighting with the short attention span on the platform. Millions of boys and girls are seeking their other half, so you have to make your potential match stop. Your profile picture and Tinder bio will grab their attention. So, follow these 10 tips to maximize your matching rate. 

1. Be Confident: Showcase the awesome you. Authenticity is a magnetic trait.

2. Craft a Catchy Bio: Keep it short, witty, and intriguing—spark curiosity.

3. Don’t “Hey” matches: The first texts show more of you than you actually think.

4. Show Your Sense of Humor: Create a hilarious Tinder profile if possible. 

5. Highlight Passions: Share your interests as a funny way to start a conversation.

6. Quality Over Quantity: Choose a few great photos over many cliches.

7: Create a vibe: Strangers should feel your energy through your photos and bio. 

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8. Show, Don’t Just Tell: Instead of stating qualities, tell them with funny stories.

9. Mystery Matters: Leave a bit to the imagination; don't spill all the details.

10: Optimize Settings: Adjust your settings to find matches with similar interests.

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    What Pictures Work Best on Tinder?

    Whether we like it or not, appearance is the X factor in getting more matches. Hence, you should put the best pictures that show you and your intentions on Tinder. According to the latest Women’s Health Magazine publication, experts state 5 important aspects to consider when defining the best Tinder pictures for your account.

    1. No blurry shots or group pictures. Show yourself, not what’s around you.

    2. Add photos that show your character if you’re looking for a long-term relationship.

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    3. Your pictures should tell a story about your interests, like books, hiking, etc.

    4. Ditch group photos and clichéd selfies. Focus on personality-driven photos.

    5. Keep a positive vibe in your photos by avoiding anything offensive or alienating. 

    Now, let’s continue with the rest of 158 funny dating profile examples with the funniest Tinder bios. Maybe you'll also get inspired to add any of these funny dating profile quotes for your account. 

    #4

    That's A Specific Dating Need

    Tinder profile of a red hair woman with heart shaped necklaces

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    #5

    I've Never Swiped A Profile Right This Quickly

    Tinder profile of a woman wearing grey dress

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    #6

    I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome

    Tinder profile of a man dressed as a Viking next to a horse

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Tinder was a tool to find drinking buddies, this guy would have tour buses driving to his home right now...

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    #7

    I Can Already Tell She Has The Best Personality By Her Dating Profile

    Tinder profile of a woman wearing pink dress

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    Devin Elmer
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you are famous so I will have my people get in touch with your people and maybe arrange dinner with me.; )

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    #9

    Tinder Profiles Comes In Many Shapes And Forms

    Tinder profile of a girl with pierced nose

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    #11

    Never Has A Tinder Profile Given Me So Much Joy

    Tinder profile of a Kermit the frog driving and a man next to him

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    #15

    Weird Side Of Tinder

    Tinder profile of a man with cropped photo

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    Lara B.
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell comes up with stuff like that?! Well obviously Mateus does, but...HOW??

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    #16

    Most Persuasive Tinder Bio I've Ever Seen

    Tinder profile of a man posing with cows

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    Hans
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why does Andrew also have this guy on the left on his picture?

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    #17

    How To Get A Tinder Super Like In 1 Picture

    Tinder profile of a woman holding a cat, they both wearing sweathers

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    Lara B.
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emma's cat touches her boobs and says: "Don't ya fecking dare to swipe right! She's ma b***h!"

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    #19

    10/10 Would Date Her

    Tinder profile of a woman with a moustache

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    John Doe
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all i'm thinking atm is what phone is she using!! it's 2x the length of an apple 6

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    #21

    Punny Tinder Profile

    Tinder profile of a woman crossing the road

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    #22

    Found My Quadriplegic Friend On Tinder

    Tinder profile of a man in a wheelchair

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    #23

    A Lot Of Girls On Tinder Seem To Talk A Lot About Not Wanting "Beta" Men. Decided To Update My Bio Accordingly To Show That I Am Indeed An Alpha

    Tinder profile of a guy playing the drums

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    #27

    Brutality... Krista Wins!!

    Tinder profile of a woman sitting on the chair

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    #29

    She's A Bit Too Hardcore For Me

    Tinder profile of an injured woman in the hospital

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    #33

    Well, That's My Superlike For The Day

    Tinder profile of a person in the net next to a Christmas tree

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    #35

    Best Tinder Profile Of All Time

    Tinder profile of a woman wearing a makeup

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    #36

    Answering Life's Hardest Question

    Tinder profile of a woman smoking

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    #41

    Swiped On That Positive Attitude

    Tinder profile of a woman on a wheelpchair

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    #43

    I Don't Think Becky Has Grasped Tinder Yet

    Tinder profile of a married couple

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    Lara B.
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Becky... So innocent, probably just looking for new friends. Bless her.

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    #45

    Most Iconic Photo Goes To

    Tinder profile of a woman falling during the run

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    #47

    Wise Words For Such A Youngling

    Tinder profile of a woman playing the guitar

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    #50

    One Of My Favourite Profiles So Far

    Tinder profile of women reading children's book

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    #52

    You Can't Hoard Puffles In Your Igloo On Tinder Profile

    Tinder profile of a woman wearing striped shirt

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    #56

    My Sister Delivered Again

    Tinder profile of a man dressed in the military uniform

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    a.very.confuzzled.chicken.
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his/her sister probably got this guy on her recommended. idk i don’t have tinder so idk how it works but that’s a logical thing

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    Andy Hinds
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors and nurses could also work for the government but in the USA; that's called "communism" which is frowned upon, but a socialised military is deemed to be acceptable.

    Anton
    Community Member
    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know i will f##k you hard and control every aspect of your life. There will be 2 phones in the house so I can listen in when you call whoever I allow you to call. In my house I'm the general and you're my POW. Swipe right and repeat after me, "Goodbye identity. Goodbye life."

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    #57

    Best Friends Said I Should Make This My Tinder Picture During Our Build, So I Did

    Tinder profile of a man fixing a computer

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    #59

    He's 6'3" If That Helps

    Tinder profile of a fisher investment

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    Chana Conley
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would comment back "What does his inheritance potential look like for future reference if the exchange takes place?"

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    #60

    I Superliked, Obviously

    Tinder profile of a girl with peanut allergy

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    WhiteFox
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so i guess u don't have to worry about a long term commitment then????

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    #61

    Tinder Post On The Front Page Earlier Inspired Me To Update Mine

    Tinder profile of a man playing floor is lava

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    #62

    Was Just Browsing Tinder And Came Across This Hottie

    Tinder profile of a red brick

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    #64

    This Is How Every Group Photo Should Be Handled On Tinder

    Tinder profile of a girls with sloths face photoshopped to their face

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    #65

    Radiator

    Tinder profile with a thermostat image

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually surprised to see electronic controls! Usually it's just a bi-metal tab! It might be that your capacitors have dried up a bit. I'll see if I can get them nice and juicy for you...

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    #66

    Dudes Can Do Tinder Too

    Tinder profile with a man washing in the waterfall

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    #67

    This Was Her First Picture. First Time I've Ever Actually Laughed Out Loud From Tinder

    Tinder profile of a man skiing

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    #68

    Becky With The Good Balls

    Tinder profile of a woman in a ball pool

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    #70

    She Knows How To Play The Tinder-In-China Market

    Tinder profile of a woman climbing

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    #72

    Free Chipotle

    Tinder profile of girl eating a burrito

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    Melissa Mckenzie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then your face should show that more. Right now it looks like you're having a hard time taking a bite out of it 😂

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    #75

    First Day On Tinder And This Is What I See After 5 Minutes

    Tinder profile of a girl with photoshopped watermelon to her face

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    #77

    Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough

    Tinder profile of a woman and photoshopped people

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    #78

    He's Good At What He Does

    Tinder profile of a man with cows

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    Sardonic Scribe
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I'm sensing calling potential dates "heifers" isn't going to play out in his favour.

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    #81

    Leave Your Panties At The Door

    Tinder profile of a man carrying photoshopped dogs

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    #82

    Sadly She's In The Minority In The South

    Tinder profile of a woman drinking wine on a motorcycle

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    #83

    After United, I Figured It Was Now Time To Jump On The Pepsi Bandwagon

    Tinder profile with a man photoshopped to a commercial with Kendall Jenner

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    #84

    I Don't Think I'm Ready

    Tinder profile of a woman in the bread bath

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    #87

    Such An Eloquent, Accurate Euphemism

    Tinder profile of a woman smiling

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    #89

    Best Tinder Profile I've Seen Yet

    Tinder profile with a picture of Sauron

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    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want to be picky, but Sauron wasn't a smith. Celebrimbor forged the one.

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    #90

    Figured I Would Jump On The United Airlines Hype Train

    Tinder profile of a man in united customer service

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    #96

    Best Tinder Profile I've Seen

    Tinder profile of a woman holding a pizza

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    #97

    He Better Deliver The Goods

    Tinder profile of a Santa Clause

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    Amanda
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #69 He better deliver the goods This was intentional wasn't it? 😂😂😂

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    #101

    Ummm, Welcome Back Ja Rule?

    Tinder profile of a woman holding a puppy

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    mutedtempest
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care what anyone says, this is inspirational. And she and her puppy are super cute.

    #103

    I Think I Finally Developed A Solid Bio

    Tinder profile of a man holding a milk

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    Shauday Smith
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every basic girl's tinder descriptions in one place. Scott has seen the pattern

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    #104

    Because We All Know Changing Yourself For Someone Is The Key To Relationships Right

    Tinder profile of a man with chest tattoo

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    #105

    Sugar dAddy

    Tinder profile of a woman wearing striped dress

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    #108

    Apparently I Can Be Any Gender I Want On Tinder Now

    Tinder profile of a man on the motorcycle with his friend

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    #109

    I Found The Man Himself On Tinder Today

    Tinder profile of a man wearing black in the crowd

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    Benny Lava
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which guy is the account owner? The one with the butt seems nice.

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    #110

    I Don't Want To Be Misleading

    Tinder profile of a man next to a beer cooler

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    #114

    Original Bio That I Can Stand By

    Tinder profile of a woman standing at the pier

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    #115

    I Hope You See This, Jeanne's Boyfriend

    Tinder profile of a guy with two girls

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    #116

    Sorry Fellas

    Tinder profile with an image of a party

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    #119

    When I Saw Those "Give Me $5" Profiles, I Got The Idea For The Greatest Response

    Tinder profile of a Loch

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    #120

    Look At This Photograph

    Tinder profile of womans’ photo in the frame that Nickelback holding

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    #121

    May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

    Tinder profile of a woman wearing pink swimsuit

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    #124

    Trying A New Approach

    Tinder profile of a man trying to pull out the Excalibur

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    #125

    Tinder

    Tinder profile of women posing

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    #127

    Faraz Won Me Over With His Multiple Positive Reviews

    Tinder profile of a man with painted moustache

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    #128

    Buda Bud Da Da... I'm Loving It

    Tinder profile of a woman in the shower

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    M O'Connell
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PBR & McDonald's... in the tub? Literally the only more redneck thing about this profile is her name.

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    #129

    Hoping My New Bio Goes Over Well

    Tinder profile of a man wearing blue shirt

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    #130

    Catnip Addict

    Tinder profile of a womans’ face photoshopped to a cat

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    #132

    You Can See In His Glasses That The Girl Thought He Was Taking A Picture Of Her

    Tinder profile of a man wearing glasses with the reflection of the girl

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    #133

    Hmmmm You Could Have Fooled Me

    Tinder profile of a blond woman

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    #134

    I Thought Love Was Only True In Fairy Tales

    Tinder profile of a woman dressed as Fiona from Shrek

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    #135

    As An Ex Nsa Agent Tinder Is Difficult, But Sometimes

    Tinder profile of a man driving

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    #136

    Because Pantone Said Purple Was The Colour Of The Year Right

    Tinder profile of a man in the pile of petals

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    #137

    How Much Cheese Is Too Much Cheese?

    Tinder profile of a woman on a cash register

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    Tiz_me_Tammy84
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure she's a great person but I don't want anyone laying on my groceries. Like, ever. Just no.

    #140

    Shoot Your Shot

    Tinder profile of a man playing beer pong asking for nudes

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    #144

    In Search Of The Good Ass

    Tinder profile of a woman sitting on man’s face

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    #145

    You Probably Can't Keep Up

    Tinder profile of a woman wearing black dress

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    Hugo Raible
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt that it would be difficult... Bragging about being intelligent often means average IQ...

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    #148

    My Friend Found This Gem On Tinder

    Tinder profile of an cartoon character

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