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50 Times Signs Were So Hilariously Absurd, People Had To Share Them On This Facebook Page (New Pics)
Interview
Alongside funny cat pics (a true classic!), we absolutely love to look at photos of hilarious and weird signs that people share online. They make us laugh, instantly boost our mood, and remind us of one simple fact—signmakers and what they create can be downright bizarre at times.
Enter, stage left, The Absurd Sign Project. It’s a popular Facebook group that does exactly what it says on the tin: it celebrates pics of the most absurd signs that have ever graced the internet. It’s the kind of stuff that’ll have you giggling and forwarding pics to your nearest and dearest in the middle of the day because who doesn’t enjoy having a good laugh?
Check out the funniest, most absurd signs, as shared by members of the ASP. Upvote your faves and be sure to let us know which of these you loved seeing the most, dear Pandas! Do you have any experiences with some super strange signs as well? We’d love to hear all about it. Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda's interview with Craig Hey, one of the friendly administrators running the Facebook group.
Do you still have room for dessert? Wonderful! When you’ve enjoyed this list to the fullest, check out Bored Panda’s previous feature about the wonderfully wacky Facebook group right over here.
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#1
Sonia Ward 3 years ago
Need to show my hubby this. Even if he's early for the train he thinks he's "wasting time"
BeepBeepBoopBoop 3 years ago
boy his time would get totally wasted if he missed that train cuz he wasn't early!
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Bananananananana 3 years ago
Every dead body everywhere was probably once a highly motivated person, at some point
Steve Kenney 3 years ago
This is what I'm going to say to anyone at work who tells me to be "more motivated"
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#2
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
He could have mentioned if it was going to be in the morning or rather in the afternoon. 🙇
Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago
Walkers, maybe just use one ear bud so you can hear me giving notice. Although I do kinda get a kick out of that startled twitch.
Audra 3 years ago
Oh THAT kind of bike! I was picturing motorcycles roaring past people walking and I was confused
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#3
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Please give me a hard slap the moment I start making calls to goat butter. Trust me, I'll be needing that.
Kookamunga 3 years ago
If there's something wrong with your margarine, who ya gonna call? Goats Butter!
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𝖊𝖆 3 years ago
Waitrose is such a middle aged, upper middle class, supermarket. And I love that this is like a dad joke, and just matches their typical shoppers. Like they know who their customers are, and can have fun with it. They always feel nice going inside, totally different than going into sainsburys or Tesco. I’m saying this as someone who would LOVE to shop at Waitrose cos their food is amazing quality and everything tastes better, but can’t afford it.
Luna W. 3 years ago
I love that they have butter that's made of Guernsey cow milk. Wished they had that here. Or even just the milk...
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Craig, one of the admins from The Absurd Sign Project, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda's questions. He said that the main focus of the project is making people laugh.
"I think people like the humor you find with absurd signs. Others like seeing all the comments they get when they find an absurd sign," he explained what appeals to the members of the group.
#4
love u 3 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
AHHHHHHHHH *Breaks pinky toe* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
This is me " ok *running* ahhhhhhhh *tripping* * rolling * bouncing* eeeeeeeeeeeee *ouch* *boing* *snap* "that's fun and everything, but please call me an ambulance!" Lol
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
I have arthritis in my knees, I’ll just sit and watch that gorgeous view behind the sign while hearing all the screaming
Michelle A 3 years ago
You can be in charge of calling ambulances for the clumsy people...meaning me.
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Alex Bailey 3 years ago
Well this post has a comment section full of nothing worth reading. Marvellous.
#5
Headless Roach 3 years ago (edited)
Is this one of those white or blue dress games? Because I see gold.
J 3 years ago
I agree. It makes me uncomfortable. It’s a dismissive equivocation.
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Kyoko Kirigiri 3 years ago
It is transphobic. People don't know the origins of these kinds of jokes
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#6
Fuck You ya Fucking Fucks! 3 years ago
other people make it VERY hard... to be nice i mean.......
sanstheskeleton 3 years ago
not me, cause I don't have one, unless I use magic ;)
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Angie Chiyoko ( She/they) 3 years ago
ooooooooohhhhh granny got some humour
Load More Replies..."A good absurd sign is one that makes people laugh and people will remember, Craig told Bored Panda, adding that the most common mistake that signmakers make, in his experience, is "the translation into another language."
We also chatted about the role of the team running The Absurd Sign Project, as well as their plans for the future. "The admins and mods just want to keep growing the group and seeing all the signs people find," he said.
#7
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
My mom always says, if I get kidnapped, they would bring me back the next day, for sure
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
You can tell me twice, I'll eat both cakes.
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AspieGirl88 3 years ago
Probably won’t work in my case, as I could eat all kinds of junk foods & still not gain (I’m type 1 diabetic). I’d be way too annoying as a kidnap victim, though, due to my Aspergers, so I think I’m safe enough. 😂
#8
AzaleaPhlox 3 years ago
On a related note, Google Maps is *not* a business's website. Anyone can suggest an edit/suggest changes to the information. Look for an official website, not the Maps listing.
Rodney McKay 3 years ago
Lots of these are needed in Iceland, where Google will steer drivers into hazardous places. (source: personal experience)
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago (edited)
Beware official national survey maps in rural areas of Britain. Roads will disappear, dead end, become cart tracks, or trap your car between two giant oaks that might once have allowed a wagon of hay to pass but grew. True story. Trapped unable to turn around and had to back up down a steep hill with no view in any direction because it was a curvy hill with 1000 year old hedges higher than a house. Never use the back route from the village because there's a fair going on blocking the main roadway of escape from your holiday rental. Google was outdone by history before it even existed . Edited to add: we have photos
Jessica J. 3 years ago
Google Earth can't seem to place me at the right address, when I am in NY house.
#9
Tiki Stanford 3 years ago
The sign you can use again and again, for all your protesting needs.
Sarah SH 3 years ago (edited)
Too much work to be so non-specific if this is a true protest. I guess need to edit to make my mockery more clear…picture older person (i.e my grandpa) who lived through 1960’s/1970’s “Now back in my day we knew what a true protest was and what hard times really were. We didn’t make one sign protesting everything like this sensitive generation….Now where’s my remote?”
BeepBeepBoopBoop 3 years ago
protests normally have a common thing that y'know, they're protesting about. We just lack the context. The sign is still true and funny either way
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"There is a lot of time that goes into managing the group. Christina and myself are very grateful that we have very dedicated mods who help a lot," he complimented his fellow admin and moderators.
#10
Luke Branwen 3 years ago
Me, an asexual who hates summer: "This is EXACTLY what I wanted."
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love u 3 years ago
"Ugh, yeah i spent my whole day on only fans again" *is sitting on the roof*
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Jeffrey Conner 3 years ago
Dan's Fan City. Seminole Florida.. It's been photoshopped... 0017853-63...2-jpeg.jpg 
Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
I love in NC and it gets very hot here,it's exactly what I want! Lol. Cute.
#11
AspieGirl88 3 years ago
Why does that picture look more like someone going rock-climbing? LOL. It even looks as though they’re wearing a tool belt & safety helmet! 😂
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
"Pole dancer" - as in, the lineman from the power company who climbs the power pole to fix the burned out Open Circuit Relay that fried when an owl roosted on it the wrong way.
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robin aldrich 3 years ago
Yeah ah.... if you could... go ahead and do that elsewhere... that would be great!
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ThatRandomGuy 3 years ago
"sorry murderer could you kill me over there, please?" "great thanks"
At the time of writing, The Absurd Sign Project was home to nearly 103k members. This is the second iteration of the project. Facebook had banned the previous group when it had 166k members. However, the community was reestablished in 2021 and is now continuing to thrive to this very day!
The project is all about people sharing their love of authentic absurd signs, in all possible forms. “We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group,” the team running the community shares.
#13
Raven Sheridan 3 years ago
If my doctor prescribed me 2 shots of tequila...well, who am I to ignore the orders of a medical professional? 😉
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
"If sauna, booze and tar don't cure you, the disease will kill you." Old Finnish proverb.
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oddly_informed_raven 3 years ago
I'm a Virginian and there's a joke to be made here, I know it...
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jburgh 3 years ago
It is set on 22C (~72F). That seems pretty warm. Ours is on 19C. Get this person a programmable thermostat and the money spent will make itself back in a year, and then presents for everyone!
Liam Walsh 3 years ago
Theoretically... While programmable thermostats may be able to save energy when used correctly, little or no average energy savings has been demonstrated in residential field studies. Most people probably don't alter the temperature they consider desirable and wouldn't use the 'setback' feature.
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Craig, one of the group’s administrators, shared a bit about the community with Bored Panda during an earlier interview as well. He explained that The Absurd Sign Project doesn’t have to deal with a problem that’s all too common in many large Facebook groups. Namely, toxic users who revel in spreading chaos and misery.
"Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down,” admin Craig shared with Bored Panda.
#16
BBsparkster614 3 years ago
Why bother collecting your own when you can just steal someone else’s bag of wasps?
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Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
Most cars will carry a bag of them simply use those 30 seconds to borrow some from another car :)
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OH MY GOD... I THINK IT WAS MY CAR YOU WERE ATTEMPTING TO ROB
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Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
Did that once on holiday. Forgot the punnet of fresh strawberries in the trunk. Opened the trunk the next morning and found something we thought was a dead furry animal. Mouldy strawberries break your heart.
Laura Williams 2 years ago
Oh yeah it's a police station there are criminals milling about. They also inform you that you are on camera.
#17
Green Machine 3 years ago
Oh man... I feel so bad for anyone that actually thinks they're pumpkins. >.<
Ruth Kennedy 3 years ago
My sister accidentally bought a ghost pepper plant last year and didn't realise until she made her homemade salsa. Ouch! This year she was determined not to make the same mistake so bought a Trinidad Scorpion plant instead... Makes good skunk deterrent, tho...
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Those are habaneros. It's about 100-150 times hotter than a jalapeño.
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Aisling Raye 3 years ago
Remove top to make little cup. Add a bit of soy sauce. Enjoy! (I grow habaneros in my yard and they're yummy little spicy bombs of snacking pleasure)
Kay Kelly 3 years ago
That does sound good, maybe add a little tiger sauce, too.
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Waddling Land Fish 3 years ago
Random story time, my friend and I were singing the Spider-Man theme song, but couldn’t remember anything past the first couple of bars. So we rewrote it. It’s now “Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can. Saves the day, eats some ham. Does whatever a spider can.”
"The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," the online community representative explained what type of content resonates the most with members of the Facebook group.
According to administrator Craig, the real reason why there are so many hilarious and absurd signs out there is people’s desire to make each other laugh, not incompetence.
"We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," the admin told us. "If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"
#19
Leonardo Colle 3 years ago
"Hey chief, sholdnt we look in here?" "Cant you read son? It says deer, not wife. We cant waste more time, have to find that woman!"
TKA 3 years ago
Anyone else weirded out by animal parts in the trash can? I guess not everyone has their own personal train station for animal scraps but still, I don’t even like putting the dead mice & chipmunks that the cats gift me in the trash.
#20
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
The one day you forgot to bring your fairy dust with you and this happens! 🙆
moonlight 3 years ago
nah, i dont cary fairydust, i carry moon powder theres a difference OC-6391d52...78-png.jpg 
#21
Nikki Gross 2 years ago
Stay out of the left lane at night because that is the one that gets the wrong way drivers. Those are becoming so much more common that it's scary as hell!
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
I had to use an interstate to get back and for to college very day, and this was responsible for a lot of lane changes to get around these fools. Me, do not so save lane changes? Of course not....
If you love the content and feel that the community is right up your alley, go on and apply to join in. You’ll have to answer a few quick questions after sending out a request and that’s it! However, you do have to promise to follow the Facebook group’s rules.
In short, you have to follow the Golden Rule and try to not be a jerk to anyone else. Be courteous, polite, and kind. There’s zero tolerance for hate speech and bullying, promotions and spam. Meanwhile, the three things you shouldn’t discuss under any circumstances are politics, religion, and Covid-19. According to the team running the group, these topics create “unnecessary conflict.”
“We strive for an entertaining and comfortable environment,” they point out.
Meanwhile, there’s no room for signs that are photoshopped. The pics you post have to be authentic. Moreover, memes are disallowed, too. In other words, just focus on posting funny and absurd signs as they appear ‘in the wild.’
#22
AspieGirl88 3 years ago
“Ultra-violent”, huh? Reminds me of “A Clockwork Orange”, as Alex used the phrase “ultra-violence” quite a bit. 🤷♀️🙂
#23
Francisco Garcia Bustamante 3 years ago
In fact, a Mexican remedy for the flu is a few shots of tequila, (it's like our chicken soup)
#24
In too many fandoms 3 years ago
And the artist has a future in sharpie drawing, honestly.
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Previously, entertainment and pop culture expert Mike Sington from LA, explained to Bored Panda that no matter how much time passes and how internet trends change, one constant will be people’s love (and need) of humor. He said that humor is here to stay.
"Funny thoughts, anecdotes, and memes are popular now, and will have staying power on the internet. People often go online for escapism, and humor has always provided that. I don’t foresee that changing," the expert told us.
#25
U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
Maybe his sister is a surrogate? Like in Fuller House with Kimmy, Jimmy and Stephanie. Kimmy was pregnant with the baby and that meant that Jimmy was going to be a dad
Red Hair Blue Soul 3 years ago
In Maryland you can still legally marry your first cousin. Just saying.
bob cameron 3 years ago
Why? It is the game that the whole family can play. Even you Karen
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Janet Graham 3 years ago
oops. When my ex-husband's brother's wife got preggers, the guys at work asked him if he was gonna be an aunt or an uncle. He said he didn't know because it wasn't born yet.
#26
OmBoyGanesh 3 years ago
Seems like BoredPanda did the exit for the sign. After all, they coined the term “Unalive”
LizzieBoredom 3 years ago
Unaliving, unalivable. The possibilities are endless.
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Sarah SH 3 years ago
My sister was walking home and not feeling well. She went into a convenience store asking if she could use the bathroom and they told her it was for customers only. As she turned to leave she threw up all over their floor.
"If something becomes popular quickly and seems to come out of nowhere, it’s more likely to be a passing fad," Mike noted about internet trends. "Long-term trends with staying power seem to build more slowly, but at a steady pace. Be careful of jumping on the 'bandwagon' yourself, just because something is popular in the moment. That’s the scenario that’s most likely to haunt you in the future.”
#28
Kate Smith 3 years ago
I feel the persons pain behind this sign! I've wanted to write something similar many times when people can't seem to understand the difference between an ashtray and a bin - or ignore both and check stuff on the ground or in pot plants (grrrrrrr)
Ali H M Salehuddin 3 years ago
That bin is for cigarettes only and this comment section is for commenting not to throw cigarettes throw cigarettes in bin not in comment section do not put comment in cigarette bins
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Sad thing is, there will be cigarette butts on the floor still
#29
indiecognition 3 years ago
This isn't what people meant when they said that pumpkin spice needs to stop
Daniel Atkins 3 years ago (edited)
Ahh fall When the leaves change color, there is a chill in the air and the cars smell good when they stop.
Bill Swallow 3 years ago
Passed a Church one time with a sign - "Come in and try our new Pumpkin Spice Communion Wafers! (Just Kidding - But we'd still like to see you!)" They get full points from me for that one.
Robin Roper 3 years ago
Hint to all food and product manufacturers - Just because you can add pumpkin pie spice, does not mean you should add pumpkin pie spice.
#30
Passerby 3 years ago
Hopefully there is no expiration date on that free cremation. Imagine if you had to redeem it in like 30 days.
Brendan 3 years ago
Jokes aside, this is a real win! Funerals are SO expensive, and not everyone can afford (or are eligible) for life insurance to pay for it.
Spocks's Mom 3 years ago
It is. My dad passed quite a few years back and I believe his cremation was a little over 2k. It was very no frills too.
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Look at that face! She's just thrilled to death, but not literally, not yet.
U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
But what if I don’t want to be cremated? Is there a refund?? Can I return my funeral????? - that sounds like I won’t die “can I return my funeral????” Lol
Meanwhile, Professor Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, told Bored Panda during an earlier interview that “clarity and brevity are essential” when making any sign… if your goal is to efficiently communicate your desired message to your intended audience.
“You only have a second or two to get your message across, so you want people to understand quickly with zero confusion," the professor said.
#31
Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 3 years ago
The sloped back is a skeletal deformity caused by intensive interbreeding, because it is somehow a desired, but painful trait in these beautiful dogs (well done, asshats... 😠). Hip problems are unfortunately also common with a back like that and the dog will walk or stand visibly "weird". https://www.anythinggermanshepherd.com/why-are-german-shepherds-backs-sloped-the-controversy-over-the-modern-gsd-breed-standard/
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TotallyNOTaFox 3 years ago (edited)
The picture shows an unhealthy breeding trend of german shepherds though
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
In Belgium you need to put up a sign with 'Beware of the rabbit'. I thought this was a joke when I saw one once. It wasn't! It's to let fire fighters know, if there was a fire, there's a pet rabbit they have to try and save as well. 🤎🤍💛
Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
If you use a sign like this in the UK or even a Beware of the Dog sign, legally you are admitting that you own a dangerous dog and it can be used to take your dog from you if it attacks a trespasser.
Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
Wow. In SA people have signs like this so that if a dog bites a trespasser, you can say "Well, I did warn you". Not sure how legally sound it is – luckily I've never been in a position to find out.
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sturmwesen 3 years ago
Because people breed bad traits for looks. They aren't even considered as much for police work due to the back."The original breed standard of German Shepherd is slim, wiry and has a straight back. A much bulkier strain with a sloping back has now been bred for shows and become more widespread. The new breed standard has a number of related hip and spinal ailments."
Magpie 3 years ago
Ehm. There are plenty of gsds working as guide dogs, in the military, in the police etc. There are loads of mals too but you know, well bred German shepherds aren't that rare.
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This sign was at the Vatican during the previous Pope's reign.
U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
Yes. The good Lord God and Jesus Christ will protect my home and me be my family
#32
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Weekend started Friday night. At least I think it did....
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Donald Holder 3 years ago
Only 2 days? You'd better tell the bartender to make the next ones a double.
#33
Green Machine 3 years ago
I think this humor has been around a lot long than 8 years. ;)
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robin aldrich 3 years ago
Yeah how does one get their sandwiches to dance?
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U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
I pictured one… I don’t think it was that bad. I’m scared to ask what yours looked like…
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Ryan Winters 3 years ago
You're starving but enjoying the sweet girations off your sandwich, do you still eat it? If you do will it continue to dance once eaten?
mark glass 3 years ago (edited)
I hope they do the dancing before they're eaten, rather than within the digestive tract. Nobody needs internal flamenco.
#35
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
They couldn't spell Surströmming? "The process of fermenting the fish creates a strong rotten egg smell." - one or more reliable sources.
MimSorensson 3 years ago
“A strong rotten smell”…? That doesn’t quite cover it - it’s a smell of violent death and eternal damnation. It’s a smell that can THINK but has no mercy and feels no remorse. It’s a demon in olfactory form. There’s a reason why those of my countrymen who are insane enough to actually EAT this, know to open the can outside and submerged in a bucket of water. Otherwise it’s a bit like firing off a bomb filled with mustard gas in your kitchen. That stench clings. And it lingers.
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Anne Jones 3 years ago
In Korea they have signs on the trains saying “no knives, no food, (or whatever) no durians”
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Man, I've been asking my sardines where they are from, all morning...still haven't had an answer.
Just_Another_Bored_Panda 3 years ago
What??? But my whole afternoon was based around bringing candy to this place in God knows where!!!
Axel Tojo 3 years ago
You have obviously not tasted Swedish surströmming. =D
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#36
TotallyNOTaFox 3 years ago
Stretching a 16 day walk to 40 years to give them time to re-open
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Elizabeth VanDyke 3 years ago
tRUMP's reign of terror tried to close the Promised Land, but as usual, HE FAILED!
#37
Elsie 3 years ago
Turns out in the original image there's an Italian tree... itlay-6364...4e64cc.jpg 
U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
That just makes it… better I guess? So ridiculous…
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Sarah SH 3 years ago
Every Christmas the Self Storage place around us changes their sign letters so that the first S goes out and it reads “Elf Storage.” Not sure if it’s cute or if it means Santa doesn’t treat his workers very humanely.
#38
CHRISTIE WAGNER 3 years ago
The Auditor: I hope that wasn't your brrother's last day on the job LOL
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#39
Olive of the Meowls 3 years ago
One of my teachers has something like that but it says “ashes of obnoxious students”
Kiss Army 3 years ago
My previous boss had one that said "ashes of problem employees".
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Sandra Lancaster 3 years ago
My mom gave her dr. One that said ashes of problem patients. We put some of her ashes in it
Alexandria Z 3 years ago
Nope Nope I'm not being a problem really. Trust me....... Well ummmmmm
#40
mysticalasDUCK 3 years ago
Omg omg omg, I live near Boring!! They have a sign that say ‘Paired with Dull Scotland’!!This makes me so happy
michael reid 3 years ago
I've stayed in Dull. Did some work up there a few years ago on an aqueduct. Very scenic place. I actually took a picture of this same sign while I was there.
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#41
Manny_Flawz 3 years ago
My favorite is "Don't take this medicine if allergic to it"
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Martin Annau 3 years ago
This sign is actually very usefull. We do medieval-reanactment and we always have a fire burning. And quite often the visitors ask if the fire is real...
Green Machine 3 years ago
But... where is the DO NOT EAT FIRE sign? How will the people know??
#42
Becky Samuel 3 years ago
And people who continually ask for advice and then ignore it are whiny pains in my a§s.
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Microwaved Robot 3 years ago
I knew someone like that, He married her anyway and has been miserable ever since, we no longer chat.
Laurora Borealis 2 years ago
They constantly ask advice but always end up doing what they were gonna do in the first place. More like just eliciting attention
#43
Ryan-James O'Driscoll 3 years ago
I am guessing this is to prevent confusion amongst council workers who might think the sign needs to be replaced if it just stood empty.
#44
indiecognition 3 years ago
Is the bad part that it's your own poo? I didn't know the only problem was whose poo you're throwing.
Commander Ducky 3 years ago
Yay! Now I can go throw poo without being judged!
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Phobrek Taz 3 years ago
All the times I've been on acid I've never even considered throwing poo. Pretty sure I can say the same for all my friends that were on it. I think in this case it's the fake cartoon girl's kink, not the drug.
LakeMonster 3 years ago
Where in the world is this such a problem it needs a public service announcement?
#45
Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
If you don't understand this one? Trust me, you don't want to know.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago
It's easy, they are baking banana bread over night.
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Sonia Ward 3 years ago
That's hilarious. I wonder if an employee put that sign above the bananas on purpose.
#46
charli 3 years ago
my mum said they kept the news going for another 30 minutes to update that lol
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Jef Bateman 3 years ago
Sure, it says the lion yard is safe, but I'm still taking my lion elsewhere.
Kenny Kulbiski 3 years ago
The glass expert probably sold/ installed the glass. What does the lion expert say?
Pat Head 3 years ago
Indeed, Kenny. I was going to ask whether the "glass expert" could've been a lion dressed up in a human suit.
Load More Replies... T5n 3 years ago
It’s the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado. It’s a good zoo. I’d recommend going if you have the chance.
Thegoodboi 3 years ago
Is it?? I love this zoo! We go every year when we visit Colorado
Load More Replies... robin aldrich 3 years ago
Didn't something like this happen in one of the Jurassic park or other creature feature movies?
Nicole Tomme 3 years ago
I think the lion posted this. You stand there long enough to read it, giving the lion time to make another charge at the glass.
#47
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Wonder what language they normally speak, given the repeat of the subject ("you") being tracked on at the end like that.
U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
Why does it seem like they just used the bar above your keyboard that suggest words for you to use…
Emma Kilcup 3 years ago
Translation: When the door starts closing, please do not block them with a ?jar?, but rather with a hand. Doing the opposite damages the door. When loading, please have someone fully open the door with their hand, and push the elevator button. Thank you, you!
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HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER 3 years ago
I don’t think you can go through this one though…
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Elsie 3 years ago
Everything except the writing in brackets makes sense. The writing in brackets really doesn't sit well with me.
Carole 3 years ago
I assume, jokes aside, that it means that parents are free to feed babies with the stuff they brought?
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
So the Tooth Fairy's been having some financial setbacks. It's gotta pay bills like the rest of us.
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Tim 3 years ago
That means the person is keeping their least favorite jar.
Load More Replies... Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
Somehow when someone start's with: 'its not important why'...it immediatly becomes very important to me. 🤔😶
U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
Clearly the tooth fairy is selling these… maybe to the other aspiring tooth fairies…
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Akshara Panduga 3 years ago
I AM PANICKING CAREFULLY DO I LOOK LKE IM NOT PACKINING WAIT PANICKING CARFEULLY HUH HUH
U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
How do I panic carefully? Like cautiously start to panic or something??
Faith Nicole 3 years ago
Say Please. Then I will paint carefully. If not I'm going to panic in the most uncareful way known to himankind
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
That's horrid. I can imagine a psycho tailor with a sewing machine with some human legs underneath
Caro Caro 3 years ago
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again ;)
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David McMullin 3 years ago
What is that operation called? My high school friend told me --- it is an addadicktomy...
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Dodomaster Lord of chickens 3 years ago
Oooh I thought it was known for something different
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Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
You can make believe, and you can hope…still ain’t gonna get you to Buttsville.
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indiecognition 3 years ago
Why is it more urgent to talk to your poop hands than to wash them?
Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
When you get poop hands, don’t you say “NOOOOOOOOO!” ?
Load More Replies... Michael Sanders 3 years ago (edited)
This is in the area where that girl was on acid. She is now referred to as “poop hands”
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Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago
If your beer has no head you should top it up.
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U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
Honestly my mum would get more mad about someone being at the door than the dog…
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the engineer 🇺🇦 3 years ago
*looks at mini sentry* start aiming for the head a bit more, little guy.
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U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
That poor sign… that sign underneath it makes me sad :(
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Pascale Pierloot 3 years ago
You think they would be me more clear on their customs! Like before or after you go?
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BeepBeepBoopBoop 3 years ago
all boxes are kidnap friendly unless you're kidnapping for blackmail
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giku T 3 years ago
these warnings are based on experience.someone somewhere put their baby in the box,closed the lid and probably caused seious harm.then came the lawsuit ..
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Monday 3 years ago
*sultry voice* right this way for your meat service sir
Load More Replies... Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago (edited)
Counter productive to men's health. November which is celebrated to raise awareness for men's health is bastardized in NNN. Not N-ing regularly raises chances of prostate cancer in men. Something like this should not be encouraged.
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Ariadna 3 years ago
No, it’s more like: suuure that’s healthy REAL meat for you…
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Sheila Stamey 3 years ago
If that was the sign for the local meat counter where I shop, I'd ring it several times, cause guess what? Our local food lion butcher is one of the greatest, and hottest and nicest fifty year old men I've ever met!
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I'm.Just.A.Girl 3 years ago
That place looks so amazing! I googled it after I saw your comment and now I know of an enchanting new place to visit! Thx!
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ComplicatedCheckers 3 years ago
that is meow wolf, everything is weird on purpose and it was made by geniuses and is impossible to solve
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Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
Please note the worn-out concrete tile to the right of the sign. Yeah, I got your detailed directions right here, pal!
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Elsie 3 years ago
Aren't dugongs sea cows or something... but i swear i would never in a million years eat a dugong
Sans Serif 3 years ago
Never order a steak at a seafood restaurant and... never order seafood at a steakhouse! Go figure here?
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Sabrina Neacy 3 years ago (edited)
Actually, this is true in beach communities. Oh the damage sand can do to plumbing.😬
Solid Pileo 3 years ago
What about feet and children of the non-sandy variety? Are they permitted? I brought my own soap.....
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Thorsten Massow 3 years ago
Well, a cow gives milk, and this yellow liquid came from a cow. So it must be milk.
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Nancy T 3 years ago
I wish I could just drive around with markers and numbers and letters and switch things up eveverywhere. Life would be a blast!
Deborah Harris2 3 years ago
It's a Drive through, do you roll your window down for an arm jab? We only have food drive throughs in the UK so im genuinely curious.
Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
Drive through for pharmacy pick up where your doctor emailed the pharmacy your prescription or its a scheduled refill they've got ready for you.
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kathoco 3 years ago
I know it sounds funny, but French tacos are a thing (quite different from other tacos) and this chain invented them. So the sign is accurate, but I get why it’s funny.
cecilia kilian 3 years ago
I live in France, and this makes me so angry These are not tacos They are wrap bundles stuffed with things that should not be in a taco.
U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
I thought it was the O’Tacos that was the joke… is it “the original French tacos” that’s the joke? The funny part of the sing I mean?
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Bobby 3 years ago
Does this mean I can't take alcoholic beverages out of the airport, or that I must drink an alcoholic beverage while in the airport
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U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
Yes… now I want to buy it more. I mean if it’s worth more, must mean it’s better, right? Right?!
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Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
"Functional water, which belongs to the non-alcoholic beverage category, is water which offers additional health and other functional benefits. It is enhanced by supplemental ingredients, which are also known as aquaceuticals, such as vitamins, minerals, acids, herbs, raw fruits or vegetables."
Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
I guess it's like "functional coffee" (which I heard about for the first time this week, so if you're not acquainted: "Functional coffee is the coffee made by blending coffee with any number of other ingredients, such as botanicals and proteins, through which consumers can get more than caffeine out of coffee.")
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Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
Water is actually verbs and ions displaced aardvark poncho raisincakes.
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U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
Thanks. I probably will still cut myself but you tried
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Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
My Chinese is basic and rusty as f-word, but it looks like the translation is correct....
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Joshua Moore 3 years ago
No Fat Guy Juice Bar? Well now I'm offended as a fat guy. I'm leaving.
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U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
That sign was wolf from start to finish and the whole way through
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
One of my childhood memories.... a younger guy in primary school was hitting on me and said "You know what, I can drink water out of the toilet". I was so impressed back then.
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Lisa Shaw 3 years ago
Definitely looks like a go go gadget arm situation!
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Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
I legit had a "don't forget to flush" sign in my bathroom. It was when my kid was quite a bit younger, though.
Bri Lancaster 3 years ago
All public restrooms should have this, but add "always use a seat cover."
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Yeah, okay. 3 years ago
I've sliced a croissant in half and toasted it - but you have to keep an eye on it because the high butter content means it toasts quicker so you have to pop it up early.
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Izzy Curer 3 years ago (edited)
Man, I'm having a lot of synchronicities today... Don't ask. It's weird, and it involves bees.
Jordi Sharpe 3 years ago
This is my favorite out of context quote of the day.
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John Powers 3 years ago
Takes a special type of person to wake up one day, and decide "I want to collect and store animal semen for a living"
AlexJ 3 years ago
Wondering if this truck plays something like the "ice cream truck" music to alert the farmers that he's nearby
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Nicole Tomme 3 years ago (edited)
Hopefully not to her cousin. But smells more like an airport troll sign to me.
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Mary Rogers 3 years ago
I think the joke is how are they going to enforce it. But yes, this is pretty standard.
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love u 3 years ago
not really they have this at pretty much every public pool in california
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U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
But what about my toes and fingers? Like not attached?? Yeah? No? This probably doesn’t make any sense, this comment
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Faith Nicole 3 years ago
At least they spelled damn right Everybody leaves the N out. So thank you for that (a pet peeve of mine)
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JoJo Knows Stuff 3 years ago
Not strange. Means that there are driveways ahead that people can't see out of well when they pull out due to terrain.
Mary Rogers 3 years ago
It's strange to anyone who doesn't know what it means. Thanks for the translation.
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Donkey boi 3 years ago
Beavers are herbivores, so wouldn't be sucking bones!
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Mitchell 3 years ago (edited)
Not sure why this is funny. This is the same as “Please queue up”.
Upstaged75 3 years ago
It could also be read like they are telling you to actually fall down while in line.
Load More Replies... U r lovely and beautiful 🫶️ 3 years ago
An excuse to trip and fall! Woohoo! Now people won’t question it!!
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TotallyNOTaFox 3 years ago (edited)
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result they now live in the cheapest nursery home I did find.
LoneTomato 3 years ago
My parents spanked me and my brothers and the brother they spanked really badly is now a violent psychopath with major addiction issues. Thanks mom and dad!
Spiritastray 3 years ago
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from many lifelong psychological conditions, such as depression, anxiety, and low self-esteem.
Vix Spiderthrust 3 years ago
A more accurate translation would be "I condone violence against children and it has somehow never occurred to me that I might have psychological problems".
patricia patricia 2 years ago
I wish I could upvote you one thousand times
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patricia patricia 2 years ago
There is one thing in common: you are using a form of violence to solve a problem.
Load More Replies... Jessi Lovely 3 years ago
My parents spanked me as a child - we don’t talk anymore AND I have a BDSM kink! Yaaaaay, thanks parents
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Elsie 3 years ago
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