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Alongside funny cat pics (a true classic!), we absolutely love to look at photos of hilarious and weird signs that people share online. They make us laugh, instantly boost our mood, and remind us of one simple fact—signmakers and what they create can be downright bizarre at times.

Enter, stage left, The Absurd Sign Project. It’s a popular Facebook group that does exactly what it says on the tin: it celebrates pics of the most absurd signs that have ever graced the internet. It’s the kind of stuff that’ll have you giggling and forwarding pics to your nearest and dearest in the middle of the day because who doesn’t enjoy having a good laugh?

Check out the funniest, most absurd signs, as shared by members of the ASP. Upvote your faves and be sure to let us know which of these you loved seeing the most, dear Pandas! Do you have any experiences with some super strange signs as well? We’d love to hear all about it. Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda's interview with Craig Hey, one of the friendly administrators running the Facebook group.

Do you still have room for dessert? Wonderful! When you’ve enjoyed this list to the fullest, check out Bored Panda’s previous feature about the wonderfully wacky Facebook group right over here.

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Sonia Ward
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Need to show my hubby this. Even if he's early for the train he thinks he's "wasting time"

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give me a hard slap the moment I start making calls to goat butter. Trust me, I'll be needing that.

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    Craig, one of the admins from The Absurd Sign Project, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda's questions. He said that the main focus of the project is making people laugh.

    "I think people like the humor you find with absurd signs. Others like seeing all the comments they get when they find an absurd sign," he explained what appeals to the members of the group.

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    love u
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Elsie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the panel identify however it likes and we will support it all the way.

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    "A good absurd sign is one that makes people laugh and people will remember, Craig told Bored Panda, adding that the most common mistake that signmakers make, in his experience, is "the translation into another language."

    We also chatted about the role of the team running The Absurd Sign Project, as well as their plans for the future. "The admins and mods just want to keep growing the group and seeing all the signs people find," he said.

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    "The biggest challenge is having members agree on what should and shouldn’t be allowed to be posted. But overall the group is full of great people," Craig praised the friendly community.

    "There is a lot of time that goes into managing the group. Christina and myself are very grateful that we have very dedicated mods who help a lot," he complimented his fellow admin and moderators.

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    Elsie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, I'll just go somewhere else to have my emergency I guess

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    At the time of writing, The Absurd Sign Project was home to nearly 103k members. This is the second iteration of the project. Facebook had banned the previous group when it had 166k members. However, the community was reestablished in 2021 and is now continuing to thrive to this very day!

    The project is all about people sharing their love of authentic absurd signs, in all possible forms. “We're talking brutal spelling mistakes, contradictory statements... you know, the good stuff. So join us and let's take a look at some of the most popular posts on the group,” the team running the community shares.

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    Craig, one of the group’s administrators, shared a bit about the community with Bored Panda during an earlier interview as well. He explained that The Absurd Sign Project doesn’t have to deal with a problem that’s all too common in many large Facebook groups. Namely, toxic users who revel in spreading chaos and misery.

    "Sometimes we have to take down a post we think Facebook won't like, but we don't get too many trolls. We have a dedicated admin and mod team who love seeing the group thrive and grow. Our most common issue is people not being happy over the posts we have to take down so we don't get shut down,” admin Craig shared with Bored Panda.

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    Green Machine
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man... I feel so bad for anyone that actually thinks they're pumpkins. >.<

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    "The biggest provider of entertainment, I would say, are restaurants and supermarkets," the online community representative explained what type of content resonates the most with members of the Facebook group.

    According to administrator Craig, the real reason why there are so many hilarious and absurd signs out there is people’s desire to make each other laugh, not incompetence.

    "We are the biggest absurd sign group I've found and we are the original group," the admin told us. "If anyone has any absurd signs of their own and wants to share, we would love to keep growing as a community and we want to see them!"

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    If you love the content and feel that the community is right up your alley, go on and apply to join in. You’ll have to answer a few quick questions after sending out a request and that’s it! However, you do have to promise to follow the Facebook group’s rules.

    In short, you have to follow the Golden Rule and try to not be a jerk to anyone else. Be courteous, polite, and kind. There’s zero tolerance for hate speech and bullying, promotions and spam. Meanwhile, the three things you shouldn’t discuss under any circumstances are politics, religion, and Covid-19. According to the team running the group, these topics create “unnecessary conflict.”

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    “We strive for an entertaining and comfortable environment,” they point out.

    Meanwhile, there’s no room for signs that are photoshopped. The pics you post have to be authentic. Moreover, memes are disallowed, too. In other words, just focus on posting funny and absurd signs as they appear ‘in the wild.’

    Previously, entertainment and pop culture expert Mike Sington from LA, explained to Bored Panda that no matter how much time passes and how internet trends change, one constant will be people’s love (and need) of humor. He said that humor is here to stay.

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    "Funny thoughts, anecdotes, and memes are popular now, and will have staying power on the internet. People often go online for escapism, and humor has always provided that. I don’t foresee that changing," the expert told us.

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    Sarah SH
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was walking home and not feeling well. She went into a convenience store asking if she could use the bathroom and they told her it was for customers only. As she turned to leave she threw up all over their floor.

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    "If something becomes popular quickly and seems to come out of nowhere, it’s more likely to be a passing fad," Mike noted about internet trends. "Long-term trends with staying power seem to build more slowly, but at a steady pace. Be careful of jumping on the 'bandwagon' yourself, just because something is popular in the moment. That’s the scenario that’s most likely to haunt you in the future.”

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    Meanwhile, Professor Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, told Bored Panda during an earlier interview that “clarity and brevity are essential” when making any sign… if your goal is to efficiently communicate your desired message to your intended audience.

    “You only have a second or two to get your message across, so you want people to understand quickly with zero confusion," the professor said.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't spell Surströmming? "The process of fermenting the fish creates a strong rotten egg smell." - one or more reliable sources.

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    indiecognition
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the bad part that it's your own poo? I didn't know the only problem was whose poo you're throwing.

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    Elsie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything except the writing in brackets makes sense. The writing in brackets really doesn't sit well with me.

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's horrid. I can imagine a psycho tailor with a sewing machine with some human legs underneath

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    Tara Moov
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But I feel fine --" "Read the sign, lady!" "Ok, ok" (hurk)

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    Esha
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for letting us know! I had no idea what do with it!

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    love u
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh this makes sense because it probably clogs the drains

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    kathoco
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it sounds funny, but French tacos are a thing (quite different from other tacos) and this chain invented them. So the sign is accurate, but I get why it’s funny.

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    Solid Pileo
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall follow thine commandment to its utmost fulfilment.

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    Izzy Curer
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I'm having a lot of synchronicities today... Don't ask. It's weird, and it involves bees.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh im confused, this is standard where i live, seems like basic hygiene

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    Salad.
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “One sister for sale, One sister for sale, One crying and spying young sister for sale."

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    Faith Nicole
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they spelled damn right Everybody leaves the N out. So thank you for that (a pet peeve of mine)

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    JoJo Knows Stuff
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not strange. Means that there are driveways ahead that people can't see out of well when they pull out due to terrain.

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    Mitchell
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why this is funny. This is the same as “Please queue up”.

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    LoneTomato
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents spanked me and my brothers and the brother they spanked really badly is now a violent psychopath with major addiction issues. Thanks mom and dad!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from many lifelong psychological conditions, such as depression, anxiety, and low self-esteem.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A more accurate translation would be "I condone violence against children and it has somehow never occurred to me that I might have psychological problems".

    Hey!
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a difference between spanking, hitting and beating.

    patricia patricia
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one thing in common: you are using a form of violence to solve a problem.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Empathy is sufficient to respect others. If you need discipline to do the same, maybe you just aren’t worthy of respect yourself.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents spanked me as a child - we don’t talk anymore AND I have a BDSM kink! Yaaaaay, thanks parents

    CHRIS DOMRES
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only if you were specifically spanked for being disrespectful. What if you were spanked for just coloring outside the lines?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect is not something I give freely. Y'all need to deserve it first.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents should spank in moderation to teach the child respect and good behavior. BUT, if parents spank because they enjoy causing pain, or because they like taking out their own bitterness or frustration on someone weaker than them, then Karma should punish them. Truthfully, children whose parents spanked them in moderation are far better behaved than children that were not spanked at all. A child that is never spanked in moderation will grow up learning that "Hey, my bad behavior has no consequences," and won't have reason to change.

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