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If there’s something in this world that we still have the power to control, it must be reviews. These short sentences of practical wisdom shared with fellow customers, shoppers, or diners can totally make it or break it for brands, services, and products.
Think of the last time you went on Amazon to get your mom a fancy aroma diffuser. If you are a stranger in the land of aroma diffusers, and most of us are, you totally rely on that one or two scribbles of feedback left by someone who probably doesn’t remember ever writing it.
And while some reviews are indeed helpful and others plain odd, others are splendidly hilarious. Like, verging on the border of being their own kind of comedic gold.
But thanks to the subreddit r/amazonreviews, which has been collecting the “the funniest damned product reviews on Amazon” since 2012, we've got quite an archive to feast on. From weirdly specific to plain specific, from painfully funny to mildly funny, there’s everything for every single taste in the reviews department. Psst! Part 1 of the same 5-star hilarity waits here.
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Hilarious!
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A Cute Amazon Review I Revisit Just For A Smile. An 88 Year Old Woman And Her 92 Year Old Husband Attend A Halloween Party. Btw They Liked The Bee Costume
#3
Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?
To find out more about the community dedicated entirely to the funniest, most genuine, and utterly absurd Amazon reviews, Bored Panda reached out to the moderator u/Pzreich of the subreddit r/AmazonReviews.
Even though the subreddit was created 8 years ago, it didn’t really get a lot of people coming until 2015. Today, the community gets about 90 to 150 posts a month, but the daily amount of submissions varies quite a bit, the mod explained.
When asked about what u/Pzreich defines as a good Amazon review, he said that it’s one which “shares the delightful oddities people possess and share. I personally prefer those where you can really see the person’s thoughts and personality and stories shine through.” This review would be an example of it.
#4
Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System
#5
Candles Are For Men Too!
#6
Ok, I’m Sold!
Meanwhile, a bad review is “generally anything repetitive,” the moderator explained and added that “we’ve had to close quite a few posts that were Amazon users answering questions in a way that didn’t make sense. Turns out, “it was found that they received these in their email and it wasn’t them intentionally answering the question.”
"This can still lead to funny occurrences, but generally it’s not the most interesting to look at, no shame at all to our wonderful members who share them," said u/Pzreich and gave this review as an example.
On the other hand, a fan-favorite funny review is usually one that “doesn’t have to be super long, but it usually falls into the same standards as the good ones,” u/Pzreich said. According to him, simplicity and comedic appeal combined make a perfect Amazon review that entertains people. And this particular one may have it all, according to the moderator.
“I enjoy moderating this subreddit because Amazon reviews are really the gift that keeps on giving since it really is a great medium for capturing a neat essence of human nature,” u/Pzreich concluded.
#7
Found Last Night When Shopping For A LED Collar For Dog
clever username 3 years ago
can you spot the horse? took me a second, had a heart attack.....good times
#8
Definitely Works Well
#9
50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!
#11
This Review For A Mattress Protector
#12
At Least It’s Keto Friendly...
#13
Man Has Existential Crisis Over Gaffers Tape
#14
55 Gallons Of Lubricant
#15
Graphing Calculator
#16
On A Review For Down Pillows... Thanks For The Clarification
#17
I Was Searching For Transparent Sewing Thread
#18
Can You Replace The Spray
#19
No King Lives Forever
#20
This Made Me Very Happy
#21
It’s A Trap!
#22
Not Entirely Sure This Is For Real
#23
A Shining Dog Probiotic Review
#24
Rip Bob, The Little Roomba That Couldn't
#25
Worked As Advertised
Katy McMouse 3 years ago
I just bought these for my sons. It's handy to know that they won't hear the agonized screeching of my husband as I eviscerate him for, well, just about everything the poor bastard has done since quarantine began. I, unfortunately, have a long memory and a much shorter fuse these days.
#26
“World’s Worst Mom”
#27
“It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”
#28
As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here
#29
I Love When Reviewers Post Photos
#30
Review For A Sprinkler
#31
Found This Gem While Buying Ant Poison
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
What is this product? We used Terro baits all summer, but I still had to spray the monsters.
#32
Dammit Chapman
#33
A Review For Spoons
#34
Humbling But In A Life Changing Way
#35
Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff
#37
"I Should Have Picked A Different Color"
#39
I Hope Bernard Gets His Act Together
#40
Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now
#41
So Like, Where Are The Wolves?
#42
He Ordered A Terabyte Ssd... And Got Wood
#43
In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket
#44
A Fair Question
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
That cancer warning law backfired. Everything now causes cancer, and no one cares or pays attention to the warning. Making it ineffectual, therefore the companies are still liable if they use cancer causing stuff. Lookin at you, Monsanto.
#45
Woman Hides Laptop In Oven, Rates 5 Stars For Surving The Heat!
Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago
I think there IS something wrong with the laptop. It repeated the first 4 lines of the review!
#46
Perhaps Rethink Shipping?
#47
Cannot Stop Laughing
#48
This Gave Me A Good Laugh
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Nico Di Angelo 3 years ago (edited)
🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎵 no one has figured it out yet 🎵 even with the upvotes I’m getting 🎶 Seriously tho. NOT A SINGLE PERSON
CrispyPlop 3 years ago
Happy Birthday. Seriously. It's your day. Cozy up in bed. Binge Netflix until your eyes roll out of your sockets. I don't care. Do something you want to do, without feeling guilty. 'Cause today, that doesn't matter. Today, all that matters it what you want, fellow Panda.
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Ivana 3 years ago
I wish they showed what some of the products are. I want that mattress protector. I got dogs, a rabbit, and a husband that sleep in my bed and not one of them seems to appreciate how much work it is to shampoo vac up their messes. You know how much it sucks to wake up to your dog vomiting on the bed you just cleaned that very same night when your husband spilled sweet tea on it because he was trying to carry the other dog, the rabbit, and the sweet tea at the same time? Also want that weighted blanket. I would like to construct a wall around me when I sleep.
Janelle Collard 3 years ago
Amazon won't let ME review stuff any more, just the scammer-bots from outside the US: "unusual reviewing activity." I've had an Amazon account for 21 yrs. + only leave reviews for the crappy items/sellers.
Diana Robinson 3 years ago
This made me laugh til I had tears rolling down my face, several times!😹
Edward Hara 3 years ago
I haven't had a good laugh since our lying government started the Scamdemic and has made life a living hell for everyone. Thanks for the belly laughs.
Nico Di Angelo 3 years ago (edited)
🎶 Happy birthday to me 🎵 no one has figured it out yet 🎵 even with the upvotes I’m getting 🎶 Seriously tho. NOT A SINGLE PERSON
CrispyPlop 3 years ago
Happy Birthday. Seriously. It's your day. Cozy up in bed. Binge Netflix until your eyes roll out of your sockets. I don't care. Do something you want to do, without feeling guilty. 'Cause today, that doesn't matter. Today, all that matters it what you want, fellow Panda.
Load More Replies... Ivana 3 years ago
I wish they showed what some of the products are. I want that mattress protector. I got dogs, a rabbit, and a husband that sleep in my bed and not one of them seems to appreciate how much work it is to shampoo vac up their messes. You know how much it sucks to wake up to your dog vomiting on the bed you just cleaned that very same night when your husband spilled sweet tea on it because he was trying to carry the other dog, the rabbit, and the sweet tea at the same time? Also want that weighted blanket. I would like to construct a wall around me when I sleep.
Janelle Collard 3 years ago
Amazon won't let ME review stuff any more, just the scammer-bots from outside the US: "unusual reviewing activity." I've had an Amazon account for 21 yrs. + only leave reviews for the crappy items/sellers.
Diana Robinson 3 years ago
This made me laugh til I had tears rolling down my face, several times!😹
Edward Hara 3 years ago
I haven't had a good laugh since our lying government started the Scamdemic and has made life a living hell for everyone. Thanks for the belly laughs.
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