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This Seattle Gas Station Has The Funniest Signs Ever (22 Pics)

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If you were looking for a sign, Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. Isn't it a puntastic idea?

This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron. In 2005 an auto repair shop was converted into an ExtraMile convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been "easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like", but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did.

Check out the sign's wisdom in the pictures below!

More info: Wallingfordsign.com | Twitter | Facebook (h/t: huffingtonpost)

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Chubstep 8 years ago

Knowing Donald trump, I sense this will be his next campaign

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Chubstep 8 years ago

well, what do yu know, it worked

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LuisMilian 8 years ago

and the longest...

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Lois Hellman 7 years ago

It helps if u are a punster

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Elizabeth Lee 6 years ago

Maybe we are the ones that should leave the house and go someplace the kids can never find us.

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MultiChara 8 years ago

- FACTUALLY speaking I have no clue.

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Maureen Mower 8 years ago

LMAO!!

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PeterSchenckJr. 8 years ago

Thank you for banking with Matrix One.

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CharlieReiter 8 years ago

That's what it's all about

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JamieTemple 8 years ago

Didn't Winnie the Pooh say that?

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Christian Block23485 3 years ago

How do I step inside of one

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get in 8 years ago

Good humor

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NikoRustemeyer 8 years ago

Gesundheit

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cj be like 1 year ago

darn menopause

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Debbie Oates 3 years ago

Or is a fuzzy memory the sign of a guilty consci

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EvaTóthová 8 years ago

it actually really helps!

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Debbie Oates 3 years ago

The other evil might make for change

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Maureen Mower 8 years ago

LOL

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Christian Block23485 3 years ago

Or is it

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Maureen Mower 8 years ago

Yeah, but he also has to bring the bad news back to the first mouse's family. :(

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SusannaVesna 8 years ago

Hahaha, nice one!

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Benny 8 years ago

They've made a 360 by now - turned around twice!

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Ingrida Barks

I like going on adventures when I'm invited by wizards

I like going on adventures when I'm invited by wizards

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JustAGirl 8 years ago

Hehe I live in Seattle and I laugh at that sign often!

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MichaelGreenberg 8 years ago

The sign in our local community has some really good ones, including a couple that are on this sign, haha. https://www.facebook.com/IndianHillsCommunitySign/?fref=ts

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Al Good 4 years ago

Here is one from back in day, late 1920's, my fathers high school class Ewing, Nebraska: "DON'T BE A CRANK, BE A SELF STARTER"

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JustAGirl 8 years ago

Hehe I live in Seattle and I laugh at that sign often!

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MichaelGreenberg 8 years ago

The sign in our local community has some really good ones, including a couple that are on this sign, haha. https://www.facebook.com/IndianHillsCommunitySign/?fref=ts

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Al Good 4 years ago

Here is one from back in day, late 1920's, my fathers high school class Ewing, Nebraska: "DON'T BE A CRANK, BE A SELF STARTER"

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