fair warning

Best Ad 2019

Snakes behind a mesh fence?!?! *runs away screaming*

Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again

What?? People get a lollipop after vaccinations. All I got was a sore arm (and protection from vaccine preventable diseases).

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I have this on my office wall and on my working jacket.----

She kinda reminds me of Samira Wiley from Orange is the New Black.

Don't they mean maize?

Duh...

Buzzkill

But you’ll still win sadly. They’ll find some reason it wasn’t your fault...even though it 100% was

i need this!

Have a look at the famous german shortfilm "Staplerfahrer Klaus" (you don't need to understand german to appreciate :-))

Which bear doesn't kill you, makes you a revenant.

Same in China.

warning...s**t happens

this is terrifying! Oo

Always yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Kinda looks like the alligator is wearing sunglasses

So you're on the ride until an emergency happens? No wonder people are crying.

pretty accurate.

Imagine trying to rob the place and not realizing there are wolves

And if the crocodile doesn't kill you, you're either lucky or not human

But my tattoo is on my neck....................

.... they just want to know what's in your pic'a'nic basket....

sounds kinda like Australia

We look delicious.

Or make jokes about his name.

In Spanish, the testicles are called "eggs"

That's oddly specific.

Glass expert evaluated it, and then got the hell outta there :D

This is Australia, need I say more.

Yeah, I have heard that.

You are still 30 times more likely to die from a falling coconut than a shark attack.

Would also make a good pro-vaccination advertisement. “These people’s parents didn’t believe in vaccination”.

children must have cyclops supervision

That's my cue to turn around and leave.