Hahahaha. This made me laugh so hard :D

Sharing the duties!

Almost.

100% true.

They sure are special

At least it's a few weeks, not months :)

Yes there in that drawer, under that awesome lamp... please

Babies are less noisy and require less intensive care!

The poor man is evading the Grim Reaper here, and all you, his adoring wife, can do is makes jokes at his expense. My heart goes out to a fallen brother... :(

Don't forget the wine.

hahahahaa. Man-dying. Should be a word! :)

:) this is a good one

Wonder if he's still alive now?

Where can I get one?

when I was in labour my husband got a headache so I had to text my family, in between contractions, to bring him some pain meds because "he couldn't take it anymore"

An overly dramatic convoluted set of plot lines?

Is that like the "most beautiful chocolate cake you've ever seen?"

it is real

I once was recovering from an open (bones sticking out) compound (more than one) , surgically repaired (second of six) ankle break that had required a bone transplant to repair. I was under Dr. Orders to only use my crutches to get to the bathroom and away from fire or flood. My fella had a upset tummy, (heartburn) and asked " could you please go to the refrigerator and get me a gingerale?" I looked at him, waiting for it to sink in, and after a minute, I bopped him on the head with my crutch.

YES

Then we must go...

*dramatic music plays* *woman scream sound effect*

If you only *think* he has a cold y'all better stand down. You'll KNOW when it's the real thing!

He turned white, too?

And a cold is death entering the body?

lol

Yes! This is the actual conversation.

my dad had a headache so he decided to take off work because of it...sometimes i think he just wants a reason to stay home

This one is the best illustration.

If men had periods? Then this I have a cold c**p, would end!

it's such a tempting offer too

How many times has my husband said that hmmm, lost count

my husband never shows that he is sick. I had to force him to go to hospital when he had a mild heart attack. im the total opposite.. hmmm... maybe he pamper me too much..

Bruh I’ll have a 102 degree fever and my guy friends expect me to bring stuff to the party still and make lasagna. Nah bro have your friend with the slight cloud who is claiming to die do it

My guy friend: sneezes Guy friend: I think I’m dying Me: is bleeding out of my pants Me: omg I feel so sorry lemme make u a care package bro I’ll make you as much chili as u want

The first husband that dies from a cold? All the wives near by, will bury him quietly, so the world never Knows!

lol

OK, I read all of these, but I just don't get it! My mother died when I was 5 YO, and I was single for 20+ years ... never had any of these "man problems". PS, my wife and I are deeply in love!!!