Worked in convenience store across from a church. I totally agree... Church for an hour or two to justify being an a*****e for the rest of the week.

That was sweet of them. (No pun intended.

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Could be me. My wife prefers to go 'shopping' (which is imo more endless looking rather than real shopping) with some girlfriend(s) but with me (how come?) and I often meet her afterwards in a Café. When I arrive at her table I sometimes say: "Excuse me, but you caught my eye the moment I walked in here." which causes a sudden silence and lots of turning heads. ;)

Awesome marketing 😆

Why just one?

Do ghosts count as a person

I've finally found my hero

Also, you can complain nicely. Like, sometimes things do go wrong and the restaurant should fix. But just don't be a jerk about it.

The to-go cup wasn't an accident. It was a hint.

I speak from real life experience, its true.....

The dad shouldn't pressure his daughter into drinking either way though...

I've had "Soup du Jour" before and this Aint it !

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Best feeling ever

Me am ghetto

Maybe the restaurant should pay a decent wage instead of making witty signs.

That's how people stay rich. C***s

❤️ turtles

Sad 😭

😂 In Aus, the drinking age is the same as the driving age (18.) Once had bar security watch me drive up and park, then card me when I wanted a drink.🤦‍♂️

I do this if I think the manager is stealing the tips.

I put my tip in the person's hand. I watch a bus boy grab a tip and pocket it. Then turn around and lie to the waitress' face. My grandfather walked over and tipped her even though she wasn't waiting on our table.

I usually always try to tip in cash but I hand it directly to the server or bartender. Even if I pay by card.

My dad loves to tip this way and then tell the server “I tipped in cash to keep the government out of our business.”

You should always put $1 on the tip line. Otherwise, especially in chain restaurants, the IRS assumes they were tipped 10-15% and taxes them at that amount.

Got a friend who gives the tip directly to the server instead of leaving it on the table. That way he knows they get it

I always leave the tip in cash. That way I know the server got it

My ex was working at a restaurant and ate at one of their other locations and the server reported her for not tipping. Thing is she left a tip in cash. (They knew she was an employee because they use their ID number for a discount.) After that she always wrote "cash" in the tip space on the CC receipt and now I just do also. The staff doesn't know me but I still don't want them to forget I left cash LOL

understandable, 24% interest on that tip. just leave cash

Tax free!?? Oh you!! Best customers ever; they just get it

🤣 wu tang for the children lol

One time, we were in the weeds and this customer was complaining that her chicken was taking "foreveeeer!" Then, after it was served, she complained that it was undercooked. Well, do you want it "right now!" or do you want it cooked, Becky?

A cleaning maid?

I'm usually on the side of employees but jobs don't work like that.

I actually witnessed something similar at our local McDonald's. Place was slammed and there was a newbie on the only working register. Customer ahead of me was patiently (but loudly) telling the cashier how things worked. Manager snaps "Fine, stand on this side of the counter and say that!" Turns out the customer worked at the McD's in a nearby town. LoL

May they prosper at their new jobs.

Oh look! The world is ending! Lemme relax for a sec

edit the dates on the photos. Step 1. Take your computer offline. Step 2. Set the date to a year later (ie this year, but +1 day). Step 3. Open an image editor eg. GIMP. Step 4. Open offending image. Step 5. Select all, copy. Step 6. Back to GIMP. Step 7. New file. Step 8. Paste. Repeat with all his images from tinder. Step 9. Go back online and let your computer reset its clock. Step 10. Send to owner of restaurant with modifcation and creation date of files circled. Result: owner of restaurant sees new manager harassing staff one day after being hired.

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Kitchen closes at 9:30, restaurant closes at 10:00. Problem solved

Why is there no suitable emoji?

In addition to being at work, you also have to emotionally validate all your customers or they will instantly focus their entite being on making their lousy personalities your problem

You get out in 10 mins? You are a superhuman.

what will that do, knock her unconscious?

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Only 0.38???

Accurate

As a server, I sincerely LOVE when large parties ask for separate checks. It's not a hassle at all, because I'm awesome and I keep track of everything and everyone. Most importantly, it means that I don't have to "roll the dice" on whether the one person picking up the check also knows how to tip.

I'm pretty sure Clover POS has emojis.

Or occasional french fries over the course of 8 hours.

One time, while working at a cafe, I helped a boy break into his own car in the parking lot after he had locked himself out. The next day, he ran into the shop, threw something at me over the counter, and ran back out. It was a teddy bear. He had placed a cigarette in its paws and written his phone number on the side. We dated for several months. That was the ONLY TIME I ever enjoyed getting hit on at work.

Ya. Once worked with a line cook that would leave crumbs and stuff on his line when he closed it and then accuse people of using his line and leaving it messy after he left. Manager took a picture of his line directly after he walked out the door and then showed it to him his next shift. He still denied leaving his line messy.