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Roses are red, violets are blue… You know how the story goes. For many years, this poem was the most standard, “didn’t want to think twice” inscription on any card, from Valentine’s to “get well” cards. Then one day, the internet came, and we all know what the internet does to things. They either disappear into oblivion or live long enough to become memes. Luckily for the “roses are red violets are blue” poems — and for us! — they were destined to walk a second path.
Speaking of long life, did you know that the “roses are red violets are blue” original poem can be traced as far back as 1590? It belongs to English poet Edmund Spencer, and was a part of his epic The Faerie Queene. Since then, it was modified several times until acquiring the form that we know. Today they have come a long way from funny Valentine’s poems to a way of just having fun and even making social commentary online, and in some cases, just being silly mean poems.
For this article, we have collected some of the funniest “roses are red” poems the internet has to offer. Upvote your favorite ones, and if you have any “roses are red violets are blue” jokes and poems you would like to share with us, guess what —
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#1
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
Just like your head."
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#2
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please get out of my bed,
Seriously who are you?"
#3
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I had a brick,
I’d throw it at you."
#4
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers,
The middle one is for you."
#5
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
But then I saw you."
#6
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sunflowers are yellow,
I bet you were expecting something romantic but no,
These are just gardening facts."
#7
"Mario is red,
Sonic is blue,
Will you be,
My Player #2."
#8
"Roses are red,
Cellos are brown,
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down."
#9
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
TL;DR,
They differ in hue."
#10
"Roses are red,
Wine is red,
I like wine,
Wine."
ShockSandSniper_ 1 year ago (edited)
roses are red violets are blue i love wine and you must too
#11
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
One ripped condom,
Created you."
#12
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems make sense,
Banana monkey glue."
#13
"Roses are dead,
Violets are dead,
I'm a bad gardener."
Sad Quokka 1 year ago
Roses are dead, Violets are too, I'm a bad gardener, And I don't know what to do There. Fixed it
#14
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vodka is cheaper,
Than dinner for two."
#16
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I finished my popcorn,
During the preview."
#18
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fell off the cliff,
When I pushed you."
#20
"Pokeballs are red,
Greatballs are blue,
If you had been more like charmander,
I would have choosen you."
#22
"Roses are red,
Soda comes in liters,
A trebuchet is a mechanism that can launch a 90kg projectile over 300 meters."
#23
"Roses are red,
Thor is fat,
The god of thunder ends up playing Fortnite,
And roasting children on voice chat."
#24
"Roses are red, Violets are blue,
That's what they say, but it just isn't true,
Roses are red, and apples are too,
But violets are violet, violets aren't blue,
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green,
And pinkies aren't pink, what does it mean?
To say something's blue when it isn't, defiles it,
But oh, what the hell, it's hard to rhyme "violet"."
#25
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You were my brother,
Anakin! I loved you!"
#26
"Roses are sad,
Violets are crying,
Outside I'm happy,
Inside I'm dying."
#27
"Roses are red,
Illuminati has triangles,
The government has fallen,
And is run by reptiles."
#28
"Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
The restraining order won't help,
Because I'm right behind you!"
#29
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van."
#30
"Roses are red,
Corpses are blue,
Sorry you're dead,
I forgot you were allergic to roses."
#31
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are nothing but a Panda,
If you don’t know Kung Fu."
#32
"Roses are red,
Wrestling is fake,
Ross and Rachel,
Were on a break."
#33
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Omae wa mou,
Shindeiru."
ADepressedPanda 1 year ago (edited)
when you translate it 'Omae wa mō, shin de iru' means 'you're already de@d' ツ
#34
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
So glad I realized,
I’m better without you."
#36
"Roses are red,
You better get ready,
I'm a lyrical genius,
Mom's spaghetti."
#38
"Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
Here is my number,
Why don’t you dial it?"
#39
"Roses are red,
Watch your language,
What are you?
An idiot sandwich."
#41
"Roses are red,
Violets aren't black,
Why is your front side,
As flat as your back?"
#42
"Roses are red,
And stems are green,
Your breath smells bad,
Use more Listerine."
#43
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most people don't mind,
The smell of their poo."
#44
"Roses are red,
Grass is green,
Jet fuel just can't,
Melt a steel beam."
#45
"Roses are red,
But I'm feeling blue,
Cause there's one less gorilla,
In the Cincinnati zoo."
#48
"Roses are red,
Giraffes are yellow,
I'm a surrealist,
Fish."
#50
"Roses are red,
"No Man's Sky" was a disaster,
Here's the "Bee Movie" but every time they say bee it gets faster."
#53
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a cougar,
How old are you?"
#56
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
'Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.'"
#57
"Roses are red,
Sugar is sweet,
He boot too big
For he gotdamn feet."
#58
"Roses are red,
You're quite the chancer,
How would you like,
A red jolly rancher."
#60
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If monsters are coming,
I’ll run faster than you."
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#66
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There are too many of them,
Master Skywalker, what are we going to do?"
#67
"Violets are violet,
Roses are red,
My wife just left me,
I live in a shed."
#72
"Roses are red,
Perseus killed Medusa,
I may not be Greek myth,
But I can still seduce ya."
#78
"Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have no friends,
'Commits Seppuku.'"
#85
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This card was expensive,
Take off all your clothes."
#86
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My mom’s TikTok dance,
Is cooler than you."
#87
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sheep go baah,
And cows go moo."
#91
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo."
#93
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
'What comes first? Egg or chicken?',
'Sorry sir, I don’t have a clue.'"
#94
"Roses are red,
Violets aren’t that,
Love won’t save you Padme,
Only my new powers can do that."
#96
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don’t like sand,
It’s coarse and rough and irritating too."
MATHEW THOMAS 1 year ago
Roses are red Violets are blue You say that one more time And you face will be to
#97
"Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
I really wish my neighbor,
Would stop letting his dog poo on my lawn."
#99
"Roses are red,
Parasites need a host,
I think I’m having a stroke,
Or does anyone else smell toast?"
#100
"Roses are red,
There’s no such thing as ghosts,
Except when you leave me blue ticked,
And I believe in them the most."
#101
"Roses are red,
Violets are bluish,
We had better social distance,
Because I’m feeling fluish."
#104
"Roses are red,
Pinatas are hollow,
Nobody likes you."
#112
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Garbage gets dumped,
And now you do, too."
#114
"Roses are red,
I’m not wearing a suit,
Carrots are not vegetables,
They are actually fruit."
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Sebastian J. 1 year ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I finished this list, and apparently you did too
SH Holmes 1 year ago
Or, "Roses are red, violets are blue, if I seem angry, it's not about you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I finished this list, and apparently you did too
SH Holmes 1 year ago
Or, "Roses are red, violets are blue, if I seem angry, it's not about you.
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