This is me watching the diving contest. All. The. Time.

"Swimming skills not required." ;)

That would be the lifeguard.

TRRRRUUUUUEEEE

Omfg

ROFL!! Get him to get you drinks and snacks from the kitchen too.

they had a full-on plant gasom XD

i am dying

The sad thing about this post is that 90% of people lack this kind of self-reflection, self-irony even more.

Guns aren't the danger, it's the people using them!!!

Phelps won gold then did a qualifier just over 30 min later...He won the gold by a full 2 seconds too #badass

Oh idk they could do underground ping pong and play in dramatic lighting with people screaming about bets

Trainer: Nope, i quit Me: 'Kay. I'm going to get a snack.

It has got to be hard keeping hold of that flag pole all oiled up like that.

How about some of the best apples and carrots ever, I think they wouldnt give two shits about a medal...

lol, that's me

But the winner wasn't making toast...

You just need to make the Olympics in Sweden for this.

Yep, that's me as well.

You know that was a ancient state depicting a back then beautiful woman.

That should be an Olympic event trust me

Lol, i love nap

I was born in 2002, and I don't understand how someone so young could already be in Rio.

That would be me. Blame the rum

Most people should not be on a jury.

Flippers...really?

What, no pidgey in the mix?

100 m of silly walks!!

LOL

I heard the water temperature is lower in professional swimming pools. 15C or so?

What else can I look out for? My husband has already taught me 'little splash is good'

LOL!!!!

like the Japanese gymnast that was inspired by a manga, which is the best thing ever X-D

I'm the Michael Phelps of not knowing when the Olympics are, apparently it's when there's an election.

That's a sign of a good Sit-N-Swipe. (Sit on the toilet while on your phone).

Technically there are Olympics every 2 years, just different seasons of the year O.o

lol me

LOL

Poor girl.

Just watch Monday Night Raw.

LOL

willing to take that risk

Burn.

Seriously, I think this is the worst coverage of the Olympics ever. I didn't even want to watch the Gymnastics after I heard we won (even though I knew we would anyway). Show the stuff live and replay it later during prime time like they have for every other Olympics. I cant stand watching the replay of sports. Fricken Corporate Media.

LOL

Then if there's a recount they can have the Hamburglar run in and grab the medal back.

I'm sorry, are you speaking words? Those are some interesting arrangements of letters you have there.

You'd think that advertisers would have figured out by now that NO ONE runs out and buys their product just because they interrupted what we're watching. If anything? I remember that! "Oh hey, you cut in on that Becky Lynch match I was watching the other night... I'll buy from your competitor instead of you".

I get out my 2002 roots hat from Salt Lake City.

My family probably couldn't even do it without making an offensive comment about someone on our own team.

EWWWW! heeheehee

Ouch... remember Oskar?

....an idiot?