It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are 35 That Might Crack You Up
The month is drawing to a close, so you know what that means — a new Bored Panda collection of funny and relatable parenting tweets.
That's right, just like in March, February, January, and the years before 2022, we're continuing the no-filter series in an attempt to normalize every step of this highly demanding and equally rewarding journey.
After all, raising kids is more than dressing them up in nice clothes and taking the little rascals to play dates. There are the never-ending questions, the meltdowns, the wiping (faces, hands, butts, dribbles, snot, poo, vomit…), and, of course, the unsolicited advice from the twenty-something childfree 'grownups'.
But moms and dads learn how to deal with all of this, and much, much more. They're often sleep-deprived, tired, and have little time for their personal lives, and yet, they persevere.
So let's take a moment to see what they go through and how they deal with everything. Continue scrolling and check out what parents had to say this April!
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Naturally, all of the challenges that come with parenting make moms and dads ask themselves if they're up for it. So we contacted broadcaster, lifestyle blogger, and parenting expert Vicki Broadbent to ask her about the mindset that can brace them for all the bumps along the road.
"I think confidence generally tends to come with experience but that shouldn't apply to parenting as parents and guardians can read their babies and children's cues and needs instinctively, so you must trust your gut," the woman behind the acclaimed blog Honest Mum told Bored Panda.
"Doctors have told me of many cases where the mum and dad had been correct in pursuing further investigations despite initial tests being negative only to find that, yes, there was indeed something wrong with their child. Mama (and Papa) knows best."
I can;t get that visual out of my head. I may have just discovered my new muse.
The bestselling author said parents are hyper-aware of their children's needs because biologically, they are built to keep the little ones safe and well. Knowing this should give them at least some reassurance.
"I always think mothers, in particular, are superhuman," Broadbent added. "I've woken up in the night instinctively knowing something is wrong with one of my kids, only to find one has a fever, for example. I've even used my peripheral vision to prevent a car accident with my boys. Believe in yourself, no one knows their kid better than you do!"
For everyone who wants to grow as a parent, Broadbent suggests focusing inwards and working on their boundaries.
"People love to give unsolicited advice to parents, so be open (some advice might be useful), polite but firm if you disagree, particularly if you feel family members are becoming overbearing," she said.
"I would read a select few parenting books too to empower yourself (my book Mumboss (UK) / The Working Mom (US + Canada) is an informative, nonjudgemental read)."
"I would also recommend considering therapy so you can heal from any past trauma ... so you build your own self-worth and confidence, enabling you to raise your children confidently," Broadbent said.
"Once you know yourself deeply and respect and love yourself, you can share that gift and those important skills with your kids."
How would you feel if some massive rando that bosses you around and tells you to eat your veggies just randomly decides to throw out your daughter? how would you feel?
In the back of a quiet and dark car, when I was about 4 or 5, I screamed “I CANT FEEL ANYTHING”. My father was driving, and held his cool. My mother on the other hand…”OH GOD WHATS WRONG WITH MY BABY! ITS GONNA BE OKAY, WHAT HAPPENED!?” That kinda thing. Til the day she died, she told me when I giggled and said, “it’s because I’m not touching anything” was the beginning of her heart problems.
I'm sorry but please tell me I'm not going to hell for laughing at this!!!!
Load More Replies...No but my 2yro who was very pale and white blonde hair was standing next to my bed staring at me at 2am one night. Does that count?
My eldest climbed out at 9 months and used to move things round/trash stuff in our bedroom but would get back in. I thought we had a poltergeist, lol, until I caught him on day getting back in.
One of my twin daughters started climbing out of her crib at 9 mos too. I had to shut the bedroom door every night so she wouldn’t wander around the house. She started walking at 10 mos. I was always thankful she and her sister are fraternal twins because I had 4 mos to get prepared for her sister to start walking lol. It’s easy when they’re newborns. It’s when they get mobile that it gets harder. Oh, and after puberty too lol.
Load More Replies...My granddaughter used to hide a lot at that age. She chose different hiding spots to make it harder to find her. She even did it at someone else's house.
My little sister was born when i was 18 months old and i hid her in a closet and behind the couch. (out of sight=doesn't exist?) Was told there were a few missed heartbeats over those antics!
Not normal. Put my 10 month old in her brand new, just assembled crib for her nap, so l could finally, safely take a leisurely bubble bath. Had just eased into the tub (ah, bliss) when something said, "go check on her". I came around the corner just in time to see most of the 10m/o dangling three feet above the floor on the wrong side of the crib. Her foot & ankle had gotten stuck in the bars, preventing her from falling. She wasn't crying or anything, just wiggling, trying to figure it out. After l unsnagged her, calmed down & got dressed, I dismantled the crib & took it back. She got a twin bed which took her no time at all to get out of. (She's 29 now & did five sports in high school)
Normal and look forward to a great sense of humor and a playful personality if my, now adult daughter, is any indication. When she was about 2 1/2 she had a stomach bug and had thrown up in the bed. After I had cleaned her up and changed the bed, I put a bucket next to the bed and told her to lean over and throw up in it if she felt sick. I had just turned around to leave the room when I heard retching. I thought oh no and spun around. She was grinning ear to ear and we both started laughing hysterically. That was the beginning . . .
My brother hid behind our other brothers crib with a bag of potatoes chips. Mom was convinced it was a rat and ran from the house to get help!!
I started walking at 9 months old l didn't believe it until my grandma showed me pictures seriously I looked like a mouse in a big pulchritudnious world
My daughter did this at two. Except she hid in the kitchen cabinets and then fell asleep after waiting for me to find her.
My middle brother Eric got our baby sister when she was 2 (he just turned 3) and stuck our sister Connie in the refrigerator I have no idea how OH YEA MOM WAS ASLEEP OR NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND OBVIOUSLY WE HAD NO FOOD THAT'S HOW BOY WAS SHE SCARED FUNNY IS MY SIS SOUNDED LIKE A KITTEN SAYING MOMMY HELP ME 😢 💔
Load More Replies...i do that to scare my siblings bc they believe my house is haunted (it prob is)
I would get into my laundry basket in my closet and shut the door while I waited for my mom to come in. I would make her jump every single time.
Mine borrowed pillows from his twin and made a huge pile so he could reach over to flip on and off the light. He then proceeded to fall out and break a bone in his hand.
According to research by Lifetime Daily, one in three parents are more open to advice about jobs and education from their relatives than they are to those regarding lifestyle choices or their kids.
Interestingly, the site noted that Baby Boomers considered their family members to be less intrusive when it came to raising kids than Gen Zs (those born between 1996 and 2011). This is likely due to the concept of "helicopter parenting," which first came about around 25 years ago.
According to the survey, parents were considered the nosiest family members, followed by in-laws, extended family, and then siblings. However, those who were surveyed also said that parents' advice was best received out of those categories, followed by extended family.
Phew! Because bright red poop in a young child can also be a sign of a very serious bowel disorder that needs immediate medical help. Source: thankfully did not die of this myself, but it was close.
When it comes to outsiders teaching you how to raise your own kids, something that can be particularly frustrating, Broadbent thinks the best way to respond to them is with love and kindness. But also honesty. "I would gently make it clear that I prefer doing x, y, z, for example, but thank you."
Parent-shaming isn't harmless and it can be impossible to avoid. Luckily, solidarity (whether it's expressed in real life or through Twitter) can be a good antidote against it.
It was just one moment of weakness. I admit I am only human. Please forgive me...
My grandson (6yo) rarely says a word except a muttered 'yes' or 'no'. Imagine our surprise when on a long trip in the country he started counting 1 2 3 4 5 6 etc. He got to over a thousand before we managed to divert his attention to animal names which went on for another hour with animals I'd never heard of, the 'tarsier' sticks in my mind. He too has a limited vocabulary according to his teacher. Lol
"but mommy wanted an extra challenge so thats why her hands were handcuffed and daddy was headbutting her legs!"
I'm teaching my kid to use the toilet so I got her a tiny toilet bc why not? (She hates it ) Anyway she was sitting on it and I was giggling because I thought she looked cute and she looks me dead in my face and says "Im not a cartoon so don't laugh at me 😡" I had to leave the bathroom to crack up bc she was so mad but a tiny human with tiny purple glasses sitting on a tiny toilet giving me a death stare is the funniest thing I've witnessed this year.
My youngest would nod off while using his. I'd come back in to find him sprawled out like a spider monkey, butt still somehow firmly attached to the toilet. Yes there are pictures. I couldn't let a perfect blackmail moment like that pass by.
Load More Replies...You don't stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stop playing ;)
Load More Replies...Not a parent, but a sister. When she was learning to read, my sis had some trouble between 'th' an 'f' sounds. So she puts up a poster that reads (translated from toddler speech): F words are the best including fart✔
My kids, when young, called an umbrella an underbrella, but I must admit that they heard it first from me. Which only shows to go ya, that kids remember everything they hear...except what they should remember.
I wish I could turn off that cut-off feature. I click "Show More Images" on just about every page I read. I know the purpose is to reduce my time on each page so I load more pages and BP makes more ad revenue, but it feel like I'm being rushed off the page that I wasn't done reading yet, you know?
But you are here. And if your kids are grown, then you raised them in a different time. I see nothing fabricated here
Load More Replies...I'm teaching my kid to use the toilet so I got her a tiny toilet bc why not? (She hates it ) Anyway she was sitting on it and I was giggling because I thought she looked cute and she looks me dead in my face and says "Im not a cartoon so don't laugh at me 😡" I had to leave the bathroom to crack up bc she was so mad but a tiny human with tiny purple glasses sitting on a tiny toilet giving me a death stare is the funniest thing I've witnessed this year.
My youngest would nod off while using his. I'd come back in to find him sprawled out like a spider monkey, butt still somehow firmly attached to the toilet. Yes there are pictures. I couldn't let a perfect blackmail moment like that pass by.
Load More Replies...You don't stop playing because you get old. You get old because you stop playing ;)
Load More Replies...Not a parent, but a sister. When she was learning to read, my sis had some trouble between 'th' an 'f' sounds. So she puts up a poster that reads (translated from toddler speech): F words are the best including fart✔
My kids, when young, called an umbrella an underbrella, but I must admit that they heard it first from me. Which only shows to go ya, that kids remember everything they hear...except what they should remember.
I wish I could turn off that cut-off feature. I click "Show More Images" on just about every page I read. I know the purpose is to reduce my time on each page so I load more pages and BP makes more ad revenue, but it feel like I'm being rushed off the page that I wasn't done reading yet, you know?
But you are here. And if your kids are grown, then you raised them in a different time. I see nothing fabricated here
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