wake up is not a big deal, get out of the bed is the real one

They deserve whatever befalls them.

This is golden

Sooo, Nietzsche was right

I do swim team... It's pretty much the opposite 😭

i think think is everyone except for those weird superhumans who dont care

irl the owl would eat him alive and throw up his bones

Self love ❤️

Always remember to ask the important questions before deciding. Otherwise, you risk making an asss of yourself. In this case, literally.

Showing up and trying counts for a lot.

It was a strategy doomed to failure before it began.

What do you mean? The fridge is FULL of air, can't fit food in.

Accurate

Teehehehee.

Evil....just evil....

if you have AUNTIES you know this feeling

exacktly

"You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you."

I was going to comment something about how the tyrannosaurus Rex may have been a scavenger as well as a predator (I don't know anymore), but then I realized that a majority of humans are scavengers. I made chicken Tikka masala yesterday, but I didn't have to hunt down the chicken or even butcher it, lol.

Not vocal so not important

The crack of Don.

I don’t get if

What the heck is going on here?