Maybe her secret is that she stays clean, doesn't let her skin dry out, doesn't smoke and eats decent food and so can anyone else?

Current population of Flat Earth believers in the USA NOW in 2024, about 6 MILLION people.

Excellent choice of life goals.

rotfl legend

Where the deuce is bugs bunny?! My horses would love those if he doesn't get em

Please don’t rain on my Black Parade?

At least some people had fun with COVID lockdowns.

And they said the perfect job didn't exist

I like her user name almost as much as the post

And get an older repeat of take you kids to work day's, "Daddy, where are all the clowns?" I don't think so.

Forest Friends is brilliant, this is one of their tamer ones.

"The media that could not be played" still available on X-creta. The "ellievhall" link below the post or: https://x.com/ellievhall/status/1316923890338304001

Why are we doing this at all anymore?

they make an intimate soap for men... balls and butts

Ummm, sorry🙃. The earth has this orbit thing, spin around...etc

I vote for tea. Not the artificially flavoured black tea but actual blends of herbs and dried fruits

She has zero fox given what anyone may think of about her oufit....

Exactly, you don't have to do 18 quintillion things first before you can relax

😄😄😄

why four in german?

Best driving roads in the world as well

He turned a old needing person away, in a storm, because they were old and ugly. But yes.

Well, sure, but I can still wave a chopstick at the piles of paperwork and yell "Taxum completus!" just to see if it will work.

And that's what happened to my ex.

Even teh greatest scientists in the world are still struggling with the definition of Life.

Very, very good.

They probably won't. The whole concept of a mall is tied to the "car-friendly" doctrine of the 60's and later. Putting a copious amount of shops somewhere outside the city limits was a way to relieve the inner cities of flowing traffic and at the same time lower the rent or estate costs. A "walkable city" has no use for malls, as shops, restaurants and leisure accomodations are in the city centers, all in close distance to the living quarters. Also, the higher popularity of malls in the US as compared to other countries was formed by the strict zoning laws.

I imagined people sitting around in cozzies, look I've only just finished my first coffee

Just the typical workplace know-it-all whom everybody finds annoying but tolerates because he is harmless and actually good at his job...

This! There was no such program in my school but I was conditioned to be that always straight As student (by parents and teachers simply cause I did well at school). And I was! Never failed! But what did I develop? Perfectionism. It’s not a great thing as it sounds. I can’t do something half way. I have to be the best at what I do and will kill myself until I achieve that extreme target. And I don’t know what failure is (in the big picture) so I can’t even fathom what it is or can’t bear to think of a plan B. Oh and everyone’s expectations for me are out of this world. I’m so burned out now but unconsciously am still trying to achieve the best. It’s a never ending mentality. I hate it.

Doing research requires multitasking and switching between tabs often etc. That indeed workd better on PC

I am trying to avoid sugar

An alien once referred to us as "large, ugly bags of mostly water".

Oh, absolutely not.

Winging it and hanging on by a thread

For me it was around a 5 hour wait in the pre-op room waiting for an elective eye surgery. No food and drinks. Sitting and wait in a hospital gown. No phone. It was manageable for me but next to me was an older lady with diabetes. She had partial blindness in one eye and the other eye had pre-op eye drops causing blurred vision in it too. Couldn’t see the nurse, etc so she was clinging onto my arm as we sat. And with no food and drinks she was going into dangerous hypoglycaemia. And the doctor? Oh he was busy at his private practice and taking his own sweet time to arrive at the theatre 5-6 hours after the time he scheduled the surgeries for.

Lmfao🤣🤣

Husband is a 41 year old police officer and the other day I found his childhood bear in the bed. When I asked about it he said, ‘I just felt a bit lonely and wanted to hang out with Big Ted’ It was adorable.

Dang, I thought it was REAL floating string cheese

I love "columbo" since doesnt matter when you start watching it you will always understand who is the killer

Fundraisers like these are how schools train our youth to be employees. Genius!

Ny favorite new slang word it sums me up well...

Better yet: Throw the last pitch with Danny DeVito as the ball. As he had once bragged that he coud even play a pork cutlet if necessary, he should have no problems with that part...

Shakey's Pizza!

Bring in #1 BOSS mug with a bow on it.

Like the Houston airport that, in response to complaints of long wait times for baggage claim, made the walk to baggage claim six times longer? Complaints dropped to zero.

But amusement park meals are so bad and have limited options for proper meals? Also loaded with sugar. Or is it just the ones I’ve been to?

What?

I have no idea what "Yeah" is...