It would end abruptly. They would go mad.

this should be higher :D

I am having that exact reasonable reaction

Tip: To lie down is always the best solution.

There are very few places where a woman can relax like sitting naked on that leg-spreading chair

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To be fair, I find that really funny.

Hear hear!

Let me tell you, 70 is definitely the new.........well 70 actually. I ache a lot, most of the time.

It's not easy being so cute.

Don't worry, I will laugh with you

"I've painted my toilet more brown than the bark on that tree!"

Tough crowd.

Yes! Go for it lol.

I am hopeful he can be influenced with doggy treats 😍

I never understood this 'our team' business. You don't own it, work for it, have any kind of stake in it whatsoever. Why would you possibly care?

Me 100% every time!

So I took my daughter to work. She looked disappointed and asked out loud in the crowded office, "Daddy, where are all the clowns you always talk about?" Kids.

I'm 68 and I haven't expected anything good to happen for at least 15 years. And now we're entering the Trumpageddon era on top of everything else 😬

It's hard to explain to kids that my parents moved to a much more expensive mountains community because the smog was literally killing me as a child. My entire family suffered financial hardship so I could live.

I'm 43 and I had to explain this to me 67 year old Mom

Well, not with THAT kind of attitude...

We have seen enough!

I don't understand how anyone would choose to keep on living if they never expected anything good to ever happen again. Why stay?

Or anyone over 40 either.

Y'all still crying, it's sad, but it makes me happy.

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Ha. That's silly. Parents had much more reason to expect bad things to happen. When nuclear annihilation is only ten minutes away, petrol has already peaked, and soot in the atmosphere was scheduled to kill tens of millions of people within 40 years. Once you've lived through that, the concerns of the younger generation are ridiculously trivial by comparison.

amen

Do people who run marathons know that they don't have to?!

Dino Mcdinyface

My job requires me to smile the entire time I'm there. So I'll cry on the inside.

Always a very early riser in Spring and Summer. It's the best time to walk the dogs. Peaceful, bird song, lovely sunrises and, for a short while, beautiful bluebells in the woods.

We had one of those when I was in middle school. The inmate came out and immediately tripped over the microphone cord and there was simply no coming back from that for the guy.

For some reason that's usually the first thing I think of when I see pictures of jumpsuits: That's going to be real annoying when you have to go to the bathroom.

This one is my favourite.

This is the reason why I never have the central heating in my bedroom switched on and why I love my weighted blanket :-)

Weird, I had that happen just this week.

Those playgrounds made of pure metal were really dangerous. I know it!

thats called "reruns"

Yes like I said hard escape room 😂

Would you have preferred the one with the pure methane atmosphere, the one with crushing gravity and diamond hailstorms, or the one being ripped apart by the gravity wells of its two suns?

Well, yeah. This is the bare minimum of security measures.

Stop the promotions! I didn't sign up for this 😂

Always remember! You know nothing at all. 😐

Careful what you wish for.

I made this mistake. I got asked to lead a seminar, even though I’ve barely ever used Excel, I’m just good at clicking around until I figure stuff out.