True

relatable

Feel this in my bones

Now show us what's draped over the exercise machine.

The modern Twilight Zone.

Come back! I love you! I miss you!!!!!

Too true.

The first two are how a room looks to me vs. how it looks to my wife. Different threshold levels of mess perception.

Where's dad in all of this?

No joke; I once had a delivery job for bottled water and January always had a huge bump in sales due to these new year's resolutions.....every year, every place lasted 30-40 days max before the usage dropped back down to normal winter levels.

The Yellow Wallpaper!

Add another slice for time spent trying to remember where you put it.

... and worrying about the safety of anything containing sun-drenched mayonnaise.

Sadly too true.

I'll take the last one plz. PLZ IM BEGGING U

If only.

This kind of thing always confuses me. Clothing does not have to be specifically advertised to you in order to enjoy it. Go buy some of the men's ones; they are thicker, probably not limited to winnie-the-poo pattern, and come in different sizes. Or you could mix and match or make/modify your own.

If you knew how many houses burn because of this very thing, you would all water your tree continuously.

January 21 - everything goes down the drain, starting in the US, but spreading quickly.

Minus the leopard print, this is me :(

Never heard of it.