Upvote for "shleky". Very Don Martin of you.

LOL, me :D

Swim for your life, kid.

Ahh, to be a witch on a broom LOL

THE DAMN UTERUS IS PLOTTING I SWEAR reason 1: have something important? poof! ITS SHARK WEEK. reason 2: you got nice *white* underwear and wanna wear it? poof! ITS SHARK WEEK. reason 3 (and last): you’re finally confident in your body and can confidently say “i am not a girl!” ? ITS. SHARK. WEEK.

short for Stewart

Chocolate: the universal cure.

You were warned, buddy.

lipthtick

Swing and a miss

that's what my legs look like and I haven't shaved in 5 years...or more.... same with my pits lol

That burger makes me hungry. Not sure if that's a credit to the artist, or a function of my weak will.

Nina the stinky genius cat

What is a wristie

Hospital hustle!

Never had a ghost of a chance.

And who wouldn't

ah, the $hit show.

Millennial ouija board, excuse me while I call Hasbro

Not more of it, all of it instead.

It can be for two things!

Nice cheeks for such skinny legs

Rain in a limited area is the revised forecast.

Nothing is sacred

But will it keel?

Seems like the off ramps are backed up, Sandra.

Norman has issues

**** censorship. No I said **** it. **** It! ****!! Ow **** it... ****!!!

Hahaha murder... Pedocide is humor... 😲