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If you've ever worked in customer service or hospitality, chances are you might've used a cash register at least a few times when on a shift. Cash registers often tend to freeze or sometimes even print out some funny-looking receipts. Let's be honest, for most of us, receipts might be the last place to search for a grain of any kind of humor, however, some joyful cashiers might disagree with this statement.
In fact, some cashiers like to get creative with the receipts they give their customers. Whether it's a "Love from KINJO" restaurant discount, or some funny phrases like "My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo" the people working on the cash register sure have a knack for spicing up the boring-looking receipts.
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Out For Mother's Day Brunch With Our 1-Year-Old Daughter When We Received Our Bill
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Most Receipts Just Say Something Like "Have A Nice Day!" Or "Thank You For Your Business"
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Noticed This On My Receipt At The Bar Yesterday
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So Thankful To CVS For Giving Me This New Tie With My Pepsi Zero
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Got This On The Bottom Of A Receipt Today
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This Amusing Little Quip At The Bottom Of My Favorite Comic Shop's Receipt
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My Receipt At The Local Wine Bar Had A Familiar Message
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My Restaurant's Receipt The Other Day. High Fives Were Given
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My Receipt At A Local Burger Joint
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My Local Sushi Joint Adds "Love" Onto Your Bill
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Just Finished Dinner At A Super Fancy Restaurant, This Was On The Receipt. I Guess They Are Correct
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My Friend Smoked And Went To Order Steak And Shake, And After Laughing At The Cashier For 2 Minutes, This Was On His Receipt
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Well I guess that’s how they decipher who ordered what, like that b***h that ordered the BLTCH
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Found This On My Receipt From A Thai Restaurant
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My Receipt Was Quite Dramatic
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I Think I'm Going To Be A Regular Here At This Restaurant Now
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This Receipt From A Bar Reminds You To Take Your Phone, Wallet And Keys
Jason 2 years ago
I need to start checking before I leave the house not when I'm leaving the bar
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SkinnyMini 2 years ago (edited)
Throw in “turn off the flat iron” and you’ve got my life motto
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I Have Been Using A CVS Receipt As A Replacement Blind For Over 9 Months
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My Receipt Printer At Work Randomly Sent This Robot
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Free Scarves
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Our Receipt Thanked Us In Broken Spanish
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This Restaurant Gave Us Free Food And It Showed As “1 Kindness” On The Receipt
Amused panda 2 years ago
They must have been very kind - they had the most expensive item discounted.
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The Note On This Car Was Receipt
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Yo Mama Joke On Receipts
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My Bull Moose Receipt Has A Pikachu On It
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I Signed For A Delivery At Work Today. This Is The Receipt The Driver Handed Me
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My Receipt Has A Taco Cat
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I Recommended Some Of My Office Colleagues To An Indian Restaurant, They Came Back With This Receipt
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Waitress At A Breakfast Place I Went To Had Her Name On The Receipt As “Crazy Linda”
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Forgot My Leash, CVS Receipt To The Rescue
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Just Had Korean For Dinner. Noticed This On The Receipt
Ann Dennis 2 years ago
Maybe if he decided to be a decent human being instead of a wacko dictator he'd feel better.
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Table For 1: Mr. Michael Scott
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I Think The Receipt Printer Fell Asleep
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Went To A Mexican Restaurant And Saw This On The Receipt. She Really Was The Only One
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My Receipt Wanted To Be Festive
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My Boyfriend's Grocery Receipt
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The Receipt Of The Restaurant I'm In
Waddling Land Fish 2 years ago
Just gonna leave this here so you don’t need to see the other guy
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Noticed Something Strange About My Receipt
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A Receipt My Friend Got Yesterday
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Got The Best Ticket Number For My Receipt Tonight
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Hard To Turn This Receipt In On My Work Expense Report. Read The Note At The Bottom
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My Receipt From Panera
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My Friend's Bar Bill
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I Too Have A Funny Delivery Receipt From My Days Of Delivering Pizzas
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Always Check Your Receipts
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This Desperate-Sounding Receipt
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So We Asked For The Hottest Hot Mumma Burger At Grilled, This Was The Receipt
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Headless Roach 2 years ago
@The other-other David Wong: yeah, you've said it 15 times too many. You might like to be more relaxed about the "premise" aspect, I think you'll enjoy the content much more this way.
AustrianGirl 2 years ago
Every Spar Supermarket in Austria currently has, the number of women's shelters and women help lines on the receipt. I love it, a lot of people don't realise how much help is available sometimes just around the corner, or a phone call away.
Martin Kaine 2 years ago
I threw it away, but a few years ago I got a receipt from a gas/service station that said at the bottom "All of our mechanics are certifiable."
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
as some have funny discounts on them: i used to give 5% discount if you coult sing along with the cd i put on :-) but i didnt put it on my receipts!
Headless Roach 2 years ago
@The other-other David Wong: yeah, you've said it 15 times too many. You might like to be more relaxed about the "premise" aspect, I think you'll enjoy the content much more this way.
AustrianGirl 2 years ago
Every Spar Supermarket in Austria currently has, the number of women's shelters and women help lines on the receipt. I love it, a lot of people don't realise how much help is available sometimes just around the corner, or a phone call away.
Martin Kaine 2 years ago
I threw it away, but a few years ago I got a receipt from a gas/service station that said at the bottom "All of our mechanics are certifiable."
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
as some have funny discounts on them: i used to give 5% discount if you coult sing along with the cd i put on :-) but i didnt put it on my receipts!
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