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40 Parents Are Sharing All The Hilariously Absurd Reasons Why Their Kids Cry, And You Couldn’t Make Them Up

There are many reasons to cry, but it's usually the kinds of extreme feelings of happiness or sadness that get the waterworks flowing. Not for kids, though. Kids quickly learn that crying, meltdowns and temper tantrums get a reaction from their parents, and can begin bawling in dramatic fashion at the drop of a hat.

Because we know this, we are allowed to laugh at the seemingly cataclysmic situations that these cry babies find themselves in. Although it might seem that someone is about to die, the kid just isn't allowed to eat the cat food. Or throw books at her parent's faces. Or any of the other absurd reasons why kids decide to show their skills on how to cry. As a sequel to our previous post, we here at Bored Panda have made another list of the hilariously ridiculous reasons people caught kids crying for. So scroll down below to check it out and share your own fussy baby stories in the comments!

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#1

The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden

The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden

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Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It

Life Is Super Tough When You Can’t Pick Up The Book You Want Because You’re Sitting On It

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#3

We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees

We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees

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#4

She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner

She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner

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#5

He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV

He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV

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#6

He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!

He Does Not Want Me To Take His "Sticker" Away. At Least It Might Absorb The Tears!

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#7

I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up

I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up

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#8

The Face Of Someone Who's Mom Wouldn't Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands

The Face Of Someone Who's Mom Wouldn't Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands

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#9

I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast....

I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast....

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#10

The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can't Bring Them Back

The Daffodils Are Gone, And I Can't Bring Them Back

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#11

He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack

He Suddenly Wanted His Cycling Backpack

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#12

I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend

I Killed A Bug In The Laundry Room. Apparently It Was Her Best Friend

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#13

I Told Her She Couldn't Go Inside The Dishwasher

I Told Her She Couldn't Go Inside The Dishwasher

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#14

I Told Him He Had To Stop Biting The Cat

I Told Him He Had To Stop Biting The Cat

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#15

He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined

He Wanted The Yellow Cup, So I Gave Him The Yellow Cup. Now His Life Is Ruined

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#16

Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors

Wouldn’t Buy Her Women’s Razors

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#17

Won't Let Her Throw Books At My Face

Won't Let Her Throw Books At My Face

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#18

Because She Doesn't Have "More Toes" To Paint

Because She Doesn't Have "More Toes" To Paint

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#19

Sean Said The Word...green

Sean Said The Word...green

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#20

He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.

He Wants Me To Reattach The Nails I Clipped Off His Feet.

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#21

I Bought Him A Kite. Obviously, I'm A Monster

I Bought Him A Kite. Obviously, I'm A Monster

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

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#22

I Won't Let Him Eat The Cat's Food

I Won't Let Him Eat The Cat's Food

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#23

All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.

All That Hard Work On The Toilet Only To Find Out Your Mommy Flushed Your Poo Before You Got To Say Your Good-Byes.

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#24

Daddy Touched My Balloon

Daddy Touched My Balloon

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#25

I Didn't Let Her Run Into The Road

I Didn't Let Her Run Into The Road

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#26

Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath

Told Her No To A Bath After She Just Got Out Of A Bath

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#27

I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash

I Won’t Let Him Eat Trash

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#28

Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?

Do You Want Me To Let The Ducks Out?

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#29

Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted

Because We Got Her A Unicorn Birthday Cake, Just Like She Wanted

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#30

He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose

He Couldn’t Take Off His Pants, And Then Escalated When He Couldn’t Find The Booger That Fell From His Nose

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#31

She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”

She Dropped A Stool On My Toe And I Said “Ouch”

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

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#32

I Handed Her The Wrong Pink Marker

I Handed Her The Wrong Pink Marker

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#33

I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink

I Wouldn’t Let Her Drink The Chemicals Under The Sink

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#34

Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb

Wouldn’t Let Her Eat The Bath Bomb

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#35

She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!

She Is So Mad That My Shoes Don’t Fit Her!

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#36

Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!

Because There Was A Piece Of Fuzz On His Leg!

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#37

I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die

I Wouldn’t Let Him Pull His High Chair Over And Die

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#38

She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s

She Asked Specifically For Two M&m’s. I Gave Her Two M&m’s

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#39

We Got A New Microwave

We Got A New Microwave

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#40

I Wouldn’t Let Her Wear Her Sandals Into The Snow

I Wouldn’t Let Her Wear Her Sandals Into The Snow

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