Amen to that!

I would like to join this coven! Perhaps we should start an unofficial one on BoredPanda.

I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect

This is a fantastic idea. It could be implemented on a city wide level. Libraries for happy et companions. The adoption rates would inevitably go through the roof.

Pretty much yeah.

This is so true. And let's not mention entitlement.

What are the stats like for Father's Day?

Or practical.

I think we needed to read a good air travel story about generous strangers pulling for someone. Not the usual fair we've been hearing about these last few years.

and it worked apparently :D

My nose is runny RN.

I actually do this. Every night before I go to sleep I try to think of a few things that I'm really grateful for, even if they're only small, and usually one of them is I'm so glad that I'm not sick right now even if it's just a cold, I'm so glad.... When times are tough and everything's expensive and life is stressful and everything is a struggle, life just feels overwhelmingly bad. Trying to think of three good things even if they're only small, before resting your brain for the night, I think it really helps.

You know what? Thank you. Sometimes it's the little wins.

My nose is too lazy to run.

Now I THINK my nose is runny!

Had my sinuses cleared and nose surgically straightened after breaking it quite a bit in my youth. It's life changing!!! Get it done!!

not runny but stuffy lol

Runny nose is not as bad as clogged nose. You can still breathe through runny nose,

basic life lesson! thx!

Chronic sinus here. This is brilliant.

If your nose runs, and your feet smell, you were built upside down.

I can breathe

As someone with an auto immune disorder getting sick every month for two weeks, I do appreciate every second I am not sick

Darn it Victoria, I told you not to smoke my stash!

Recently, when I've caught a cold, it has also resulted in hearing loss. It has led me to appreciate my ability to hear.

I have been fighting a sinus infection for weeks. These are the dark times you mentioned.

My nose *and* my eggs are runny. I'm not the greatest breakfast cook.

You might think it's funny / when your nose is runny / but it's not

I'm still waiting to unlock full capacity...

I am 100% behind a racoon navy. I volunteer for admiral....Full disclosure, I will take my Racoon armada to Nassau and re establish the Pirate kingdom there.....also, I will be drunk like , 85/99% of the time.

Cats aren't disrespectful. Humans are insubordinate.

Awww

So Alexa said "screw this, I'm taking a nap"?

Why do I feel like ur also HR and u just need a little drama at work

Love that teacher.

I would like to add the work place to this list, you should not have to pay to go to work

What I wanna know is how he got kicked outta the Jedi order

I'd be so much more well-adjusted if I'd had this. Having said that, I (on my own) made friends with as many adults as I could from a tiny age onwards. Ex: when I was 4 or 5 and the kids in school went onto the playground for recess, I went into the school kitchen, sat on a stool and ate toast and (maturely) chatted with the kitchen staff. Age 10 or 11 I would make friends and go out on outings with teachers (the young ones - probably student teachers in their 20s). Ha - I even remember when I was also about 4 or 5, riding the bus with my brothers (no parents) and making friends with whoever was seated behind me - I'd say something cheeky to kick things off - often this was the big HS kids riding in the back of the bus. One of them, a tall black guy, brought me a tiny troll doll, which totally kicked off my childhood collection of trolls (zero barbies). Good memories during kind of tough times. Thanks for reading.

Sounds like legit adulting to me.

Sounds like a story I heard when I was pregnant: A woman showed up at the hospital in advanced labour. The medic wheeled her into the hospital lift and she started saying "I think the baby's coming out right heeeeeeeere!" After she calmed the woman down, the medic said "Don't worry love, we once had a lady give birth on the hospital lawn out the front!" And the birthing mother said: "I know! That was me!"

I hope you took a video to replay when they are teenagers.

Those guys have potential

Too many viewers without a PhD think, "learning makes you evil".

It's not his fault, He's clearly under influence of Mushrooms

Even if it were 1894, it would be a new world record, as the oldest person ever to have lived managed to get to 122.

😂😂😂

Happy?

Aw, that’s sweet. I, now in university, recently got a chance to say hi to my primary school headmaster. Don’t think he remembered my name (fair), but he seemed to recognise my face.

Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.