I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect

Amen to that!

I would like to join this coven! Perhaps we should start an unofficial one on BoredPanda.

This is a fantastic idea. It could be implemented on a city wide level. Libraries for happy et companions. The adoption rates would inevitably go through the roof.

What are the stats like for Father's Day?

Pretty much yeah.

This is so true. And let's not mention entitlement.

My nose is runny RN.

and it worked apparently :D

I am 100% behind a racoon navy. I volunteer for admiral....Full disclosure, I will take my Racoon armada to Nassau and re establish the Pirate kingdom there.....also, I will be drunk like , 85/99% of the time.

Or practical.

I'm guessing that was Southwest Air. They have a lovely bunch of flight attendants

Cats aren't disrespectful. Humans are insubordinate.

Why do I feel like ur also HR and u just need a little drama at work

So Alexa said "screw this, I'm taking a nap"?

Love that teacher.

Awww

What I wanna know is how he got kicked outta the Jedi order

I would like to add the work place to this list, you should not have to pay to go to work

It's not his fault, He's clearly under influence of Mushrooms

I saw a cute theory that it's all games to keep Jr and his siblings/cousins occupied for a weekend, they pretend to kidnap Mario's girlfriend Peach and basically play tag with him until naptime.

we need Peach to show off the skills she has in Smash, if she was allowed to fight back Bowser wouldn't have much of a chance!

I'd be so much more well-adjusted if I'd had this. Having said that, I (on my own) made friends with as many adults as I could from a tiny age onwards. Ex: when I was 4 or 5 and the kids in school went onto the playground for recess, I went into the school kitchen, sat on a stool and ate toast and (maturely) chatted with the kitchen staff. Age 10 or 11 I would make friends and go out on outings with teachers (the young ones - probably student teachers in their 20s). Ha - I even remember when I was also about 4 or 5, riding the bus with my brothers (no parents) and making friends with whoever was seated behind me - often this was the big HS kids riding in the back of the bus. One of them, a tall black guy, brought me a tiny troll doll, which totally kicked off my childhood collection of trolls (zero barbies). Good memories during kind of tough times. Thanks for reading.

Even if it were 1894, it would be a new world record, as the oldest person ever to have lived managed to get to 122.

Too many viewers without a PhD think, "learning makes you evil".

Sounds like legit adulting to me.

Sounds like a story I heard when I was pregnant: A woman showed up at the hospital in advanced labour. The medic wheeled her into the hospital lift and she started saying "I think the baby's coming out right heeeeeeeere!" After she calmed the woman down, the medic said "Don't worry love, we once had a lady give birth on the hospital lawn out the front!" And the birthing mother said: "I know! That was me!"

I hope you took a video to replay when they are teenagers.

Those guys have potential

Happy?

You know you're living the highlife when you can see your pillow, TV, and kitchen sink from the toilet.

😂😂😂

Don't knock it - you never know when you might need to integrate your way into dolphin social hierarchies at short notice.

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.

Aw, that’s sweet. I, now in university, recently got a chance to say hi to my primary school headmaster. Don’t think he remembered my name (fair), but he seemed to recognise my face.

Please tell me Roscoe's last name was Coltrane

I love that, I'm going to use it.

I bet the dog had a paw in this

My Irish a*s is keenly aware of the suns hatred of me... I am wary of it...it stalks me...like an assassin.

I would say this is fake, but having been a gym rat...yeah.. these guys exist.

My partner has a 20 year old daughter, their bathroom has (at the last count) 4,783 different products in it for use in the shower / bath. If the local spa runs short of a cleansing product they can give them a call. Me? I have one bottle there, it’s got a label that’s says 75 in 1 on it, or something like that. It’ll do hair, face, body, car parts, glassware, kitchens and industrial spillages 😂

How to get fired in 10 Seconds or Less, in the Financial Services Sector

"Well, Boss, I know of one easy way to keep people from thinking you don't pay me enough..."

True love ❤️

that joke is about as old as Irelend itself.

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

I grew up in the 80's. We had three solid months of summer vacation. It was glorious beyond words. Parents just turned us loose. We ran, rode bikes, skateboarded.... I mean, yeah.... some of us got tricked into the "Free candy" van... but most of us didnt.

That's what they call life.

I went to Reno once. Lost 5 bucks in a casino. Never again.

Apparently I’ve been buying the same card for my wife for several years. I always get so excited when I see the perfect one.