Amen to that!

I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect

I would like to join this coven! Perhaps we should start an unofficial one on BoredPanda.

This is a fantastic idea. It could be implemented on a city wide level. Libraries for happy et companions. The adoption rates would inevitably go through the roof.

What are the stats like for Father's Day?

Pretty much yeah.

This is so true. And let's not mention entitlement.

I've worked both, and a third that you forgot IT

I don’t disagree, but I’ve also heard some incredible things in our call centre. I work for a banking company and my favourite one was how can money fly across the world instantly?

Oh, let's not limit this to food service and retail. Several of my customers, highly educated and well-to-do, were some of the stupidest people. I mean on the verge of endangering themselves and others. Oh, and don't forget volunteer jobs. You get to meet some doozies, as well as obnoxious, entitled nitwits.

I worked at the town office and i couldn't stand it after a while anymore, People are so gddamn stupid!

Or customer service

Karens & Steves do exist...

Have to add, so many people ask where the Christmas department is....(it's by the entrance to the store)...see where all those Christmas trees with the lights on are, it there....left their eyes at home obviously...bah humbug...5 more days and the silly season is done for another year.

I hear you.

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I once tried to give a woman a discount, but she was so convinced I was trying to cheat her, that I gave up and charged her full price. Nothing I tried explaining would work.

Two words, my friends: Theme Park.

I thought we were not gonna mention it? Did I miss the meeting?

Or IT. Especially IT.

Or Helpdesk support.

Politics maybe?

Yeah, yeah, I get it but I've run into food and retail workers who weren't exactly Mensa material. Two sides to this.

Or basically anything involving interacting with the public.

My nose is runny RN.

and it worked apparently :D

Or practical.

I am 100% behind a racoon navy. I volunteer for admiral....Full disclosure, I will take my Racoon armada to Nassau and re establish the Pirate kingdom there.....also, I will be drunk like , 85/99% of the time.

I'm guessing that was Southwest Air. They have a lovely bunch of flight attendants

Cats aren't disrespectful. Humans are insubordinate.

Why do I feel like ur also HR and u just need a little drama at work

So Alexa said "screw this, I'm taking a nap"?

Love that teacher.

Awww

What I wanna know is how he got kicked outta the Jedi order

I would like to add the work place to this list, you should not have to pay to go to work

It's not his fault, He's clearly under influence of Mushrooms

I'd be so much more well-adjusted if I'd had this. Having said that, I (on my own) made friends with as many adults as I could from a tiny age onwards. Ex: when I was 4 or 5 and the kids in school went onto the playground for recess, I went into the school kitchen, sat on a stool and ate toast and (maturely) chatted with the kitchen staff. Age 10 or 11 I would make friends and go out on outings with teachers (the young ones - probably student teachers in their 20s). Ha - I even remember when I was also about 4 or 5, riding the bus with my brothers (no parents) and making friends with whoever was seated behind me - often this was the big HS kids riding in the back of the bus. One of them, a tall black guy, brought me a tiny troll doll, which totally kicked off my childhood collection of trolls (zero barbies). Good memories during kind of tough times. Thanks for reading.

Even if it were 1894, it would be a new world record, as the oldest person ever to have lived managed to get to 122.

Sounds like legit adulting to me.

Too many viewers without a PhD think, "learning makes you evil".

Sounds like a story I heard when I was pregnant: A woman showed up at the hospital in advanced labour. The medic wheeled her into the hospital lift and she started saying "I think the baby's coming out right heeeeeeeere!" After she calmed the woman down, the medic said "Don't worry love, we once had a lady give birth on the hospital lawn out the front!" And the birthing mother said: "I know! That was me!"

I hope you took a video to replay when they are teenagers.

Those guys have potential

Happy?

You know you're living the highlife when you can see your pillow, TV, and kitchen sink from the toilet.

😂😂😂

Don't knock it - you never know when you might need to integrate your way into dolphin social hierarchies at short notice.

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.