Amen to that!

I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect

I would like to join this coven! Perhaps we should start an unofficial one on BoredPanda.

This is a fantastic idea. It could be implemented on a city wide level. Libraries for happy et companions. The adoption rates would inevitably go through the roof.

What are the stats like for Father's Day?

Pretty much yeah.

This is so true. And let's not mention entitlement.

and it worked apparently :D

Or practical.

I'm guessing that was Southwest Air. They have a lovely bunch of flight attendants

My nose is runny RN.

I actually do this. Every night before I go to sleep I try to think of a few things that I'm really grateful for, even if they're only small, and usually one of them is I'm so glad that I'm not sick right now even if it's just a cold, I'm so glad.... When times are tough and everything's expensive and life is stressful and everything is a struggle, life just feels overwhelmingly bad. Trying to think of three good things even if they're only small, before resting your brain for the night, I think it really helps.

You know what? Thank you. Sometimes it's the little wins.

I have chronic non-allergic rhinitis. My nose is always runny.

My nose is too lazy to run.

My nose is stuffy.

mine is constantly stuffy

I just took a big breath in.

I can't be 5ft from a tissue. Between allergies and 2X broken nose, it's constantly dripping. But what I'm noticing since setting up my humidifier is that I'm able to breathe through my nose. Both nostrils! At the same time! Aaahhhh.

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!!!!

Sitting here sniffling and runny nosed. Thanks :(

I actually do.

I swear I read this post and my nose started to run.

My brain paused at "life" & I thought this was a crazy person.

As someone who’s been addicted to nasal spray for the past 43 years, the only time my nose DOESNT run is when I’m out of nasal spray, which is rare, and my nose is 100% blocked so nothing can escape. 🤕😞😰

I am 100% behind a racoon navy. I volunteer for admiral....Full disclosure, I will take my Racoon armada to Nassau and re establish the Pirate kingdom there.....also, I will be drunk like , 85/99% of the time.

Cats aren't disrespectful. Humans are insubordinate.

Why do I feel like ur also HR and u just need a little drama at work

So Alexa said "screw this, I'm taking a nap"?

Awww

Love that teacher.

I would like to add the work place to this list, you should not have to pay to go to work

What I wanna know is how he got kicked outta the Jedi order

I'd be so much more well-adjusted if I'd had this. Having said that, I (on my own) made friends with as many adults as I could from a tiny age onwards. Ex: when I was 4 or 5 and the kids in school went onto the playground for recess, I went into the school kitchen, sat on a stool and ate toast and (maturely) chatted with the kitchen staff. Age 10 or 11 I would make friends and go out on outings with teachers (the young ones - probably student teachers in their 20s). Ha - I even remember when I was also about 4 or 5, riding the bus with my brothers (no parents) and making friends with whoever was seated behind me - often this was the big HS kids riding in the back of the bus. One of them, a tall black guy, brought me a tiny troll doll, which totally kicked off my childhood collection of trolls (zero barbies). Good memories during kind of tough times. Thanks for reading.

Even if it were 1894, it would be a new world record, as the oldest person ever to have lived managed to get to 122.

It's not his fault, He's clearly under influence of Mushrooms

Sounds like a story I heard when I was pregnant: A woman showed up at the hospital in advanced labour. The medic wheeled her into the hospital lift and she started saying "I think the baby's coming out right heeeeeeeere!" After she calmed the woman down, the medic said "Don't worry love, we once had a lady give birth on the hospital lawn out the front!" And the birthing mother said: "I know! That was me!"

Sounds like legit adulting to me.

Too many viewers without a PhD think, "learning makes you evil".

I hope you took a video to replay when they are teenagers.

Those guys have potential

Happy?

Don't knock it - you never know when you might need to integrate your way into dolphin social hierarchies at short notice.

😂😂😂

You know you're living the highlife when you can see your pillow, TV, and kitchen sink from the toilet.

Aw, that’s sweet. I, now in university, recently got a chance to say hi to my primary school headmaster. Don’t think he remembered my name (fair), but he seemed to recognise my face.

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.

Please tell me Roscoe's last name was Coltrane