Amen to that!

I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect

I would like to join this coven! Perhaps we should start an unofficial one on BoredPanda.

It's always useful to think "Would he say that to a guy". I can see if he asked how she stays so slim. That could be innocently asking her about her nutrition/diet, and I could see a guy asking another guy that question if they were friends or co-workers. But you will never hear me say "Hey Gary, you're bod's looking pretty perky these days, what's your secret, buddy?"

I think you need three for a coven, but since you have a volunteer in the comments I'm pretty sure that does make you official. Well played!

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Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most....you made this up while having fake arguments in the shower, didnt you?

This is a fantastic idea. It could be implemented on a city wide level. Libraries for happy et companions. The adoption rates would inevitably go through the roof.

What are the stats like for Father's Day?

This is so true. And let's not mention entitlement.

Pretty much yeah.

My nose is runny RN.

I am 100% behind a racoon navy. I volunteer for admiral....Full disclosure, I will take my Racoon armada to Nassau and re establish the Pirate kingdom there.....also, I will be drunk like , 85/99% of the time.

Or practical.

I'm guessing that was Southwest Air. They have a lovely bunch of flight attendants

and it worked apparently :D

Why do I feel like ur also HR and u just need a little drama at work

Cats aren't disrespectful. Humans are insubordinate.

Love that teacher.

So Alexa said "screw this, I'm taking a nap"?

Awww

What I wanna know is how he got kicked outta the Jedi order

It's not his fault, He's clearly under influence of Mushrooms

Even if it were 1894, it would be a new world record, as the oldest person ever to have lived managed to get to 122.

I hope you took a video to replay when they are teenagers.

I would like to add the work place to this list, you should not have to pay to go to work

I'd be so much more well-adjusted if I'd had this. Having said that, I (on my own) made friends with as many adults as I could from a tiny age onwards. Ex: when I was 4 or 5 and the kids in school went onto the playground for recess, I went into the school kitchen, sat on a stool and ate toast and (maturely) chatted with the kitchen staff. Age 10 or 11 I would make friends and go out on outings with teachers (the young ones - probably student teachers in their 20s). Ha - I even remember when I was also about 4 or 5, riding the bus with my brothers (no parents) and making friends with whoever was seated behind me - often this was the big HS kids riding in the back of the bus. One of them, a tall black guy, brought me a tiny troll doll, which totally kicked off my childhood collection of trolls (zero barbies). Good memories during kind of tough times. Thanks for reading.

Too many viewers without a PhD think, "learning makes you evil".

Sounds like legit adulting to me.

Sounds like a story I heard when I was pregnant: A woman showed up at the hospital in advanced labour. The medic wheeled her into the hospital lift and she started saying "I think the baby's coming out right heeeeeeeere!" After she calmed the woman down, the medic said "Don't worry love, we once had a lady give birth on the hospital lawn out the front!" And the birthing mother said: "I know! That was me!"

Those guys have potential

Don't knock it - you never know when you might need to integrate your way into dolphin social hierarchies at short notice.

You know you're living the highlife when you can see your pillow, TV, and kitchen sink from the toilet.

Happy?

Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.

Aw, that’s sweet. I, now in university, recently got a chance to say hi to my primary school headmaster. Don’t think he remembered my name (fair), but he seemed to recognise my face.

😂😂😂

Please tell me Roscoe's last name was Coltrane

I love that, I'm going to use it.

I bet the dog had a paw in this