Amen to that!

I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect

I would like to join this coven! Perhaps we should start an unofficial one on BoredPanda.

This is a fantastic idea. It could be implemented on a city wide level. Libraries for happy et companions. The adoption rates would inevitably go through the roof.

I wouldn't trust all of the students with unsupervised custody of dogs they don't know. Besides the potential for improper handling, they may not know how to handle any problem moments. Play time with them in a monitored location could be ideal for all.

What can go wrong with irresponsible college kids checking out living animals.

Yeah, flawless. Then that one kid whose parents never let him/her have a dog growing up because he/she used to torment the neighbour's pets can finally let loose.

This but with cats

Awesome idea! I believe I saw that an experiment with dogs & prisoners had a great outcome but never heard what happened to the program.

"Sorry sir a dog ate my homework" - "but you live on campus??"...

This is a brilliant idea.

Love this idea

most animal shelters will allow you to do this

Especially since a lot of dorms don't allow pets and some people really need pets for anxiety and stuff, I approve

The local SPCA or other shelters should outreach to them.

This is a genuinely fantastic idea. But not just for colleges. For every town and city.

What are the stats like for Father's Day?

Pretty much yeah.

This is so true. And let's not mention entitlement.

and it worked apparently :D

Or practical.

I'm guessing that was Southwest Air. They have a lovely bunch of flight attendants

My nose is runny RN.

I am 100% behind a racoon navy. I volunteer for admiral....Full disclosure, I will take my Racoon armada to Nassau and re establish the Pirate kingdom there.....also, I will be drunk like , 85/99% of the time.

Cats aren't disrespectful. Humans are insubordinate.

Why do I feel like ur also HR and u just need a little drama at work

So Alexa said "screw this, I'm taking a nap"?

Awww

Love that teacher.

I would like to add the work place to this list, you should not have to pay to go to work

What I wanna know is how he got kicked outta the Jedi order

I'd be so much more well-adjusted if I'd had this. Having said that, I (on my own) made friends with as many adults as I could from a tiny age onwards. Ex: when I was 4 or 5 and the kids in school went onto the playground for recess, I went into the school kitchen, sat on a stool and ate toast and (maturely) chatted with the kitchen staff. Age 10 or 11 I would make friends and go out on outings with teachers (the young ones - probably student teachers in their 20s). Ha - I even remember when I was also about 4 or 5, riding the bus with my brothers (no parents) and making friends with whoever was seated behind me - often this was the big HS kids riding in the back of the bus. One of them, a tall black guy, brought me a tiny troll doll, which totally kicked off my childhood collection of trolls (zero barbies). Good memories during kind of tough times. Thanks for reading.

Even if it were 1894, it would be a new world record, as the oldest person ever to have lived managed to get to 122.

It's not his fault, He's clearly under influence of Mushrooms

Sounds like a story I heard when I was pregnant: A woman showed up at the hospital in advanced labour. The medic wheeled her into the hospital lift and she started saying "I think the baby's coming out right heeeeeeeere!" After she calmed the woman down, the medic said "Don't worry love, we once had a lady give birth on the hospital lawn out the front!" And the birthing mother said: "I know! That was me!"

Sounds like legit adulting to me.

Too many viewers without a PhD think, "learning makes you evil".

I hope you took a video to replay when they are teenagers.

Those guys have potential

Happy?

Don't knock it - you never know when you might need to integrate your way into dolphin social hierarchies at short notice.

😂😂😂

You know you're living the highlife when you can see your pillow, TV, and kitchen sink from the toilet.

Aw, that’s sweet. I, now in university, recently got a chance to say hi to my primary school headmaster. Don’t think he remembered my name (fair), but he seemed to recognise my face.

Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.

Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.

Please tell me Roscoe's last name was Coltrane

I bet the dog had a paw in this

My Irish a*s is keenly aware of the suns hatred of me... I am wary of it...it stalks me...like an assassin.