That makes me happy actually

Way too true. I even wander when i talk in person.

damn thats gotta sting

The reason she gets more likes for solo pictures of her, is that the pictures are actually being used to scare the mice from the barn. You might not be scary enough

No, I'm much older. Was this ever a thing in the UK?

It wasn't supposed to be.

My whole body just shivered in an awful way...

Carb induced sleep

Thanks for not showing the full diaper.

Why are you inflating your child?

I guess the reason I didn't progress more in tennis is that I didn't work hard enough on my expressions.

Aye! Dire Straits: Money for nothin, the original extended version.... before some utterly, ridiculous and pathetic "group" of individuals got their k**ckers in a twist for one word!

Yes, of course. Duh. So what’s your question?

Unfortunately no. I think Lisa was POTUS.

Me being on the bus: where is my book? Gonna read a chapter.

Oops I have been caught. I do this.

I had one get stuck in my throat. Could not get to the water fast enough.

What are you doing in there? Just chilling?

Or train!

Equal excitement to see each other!!

I first signed up for Facebook in 2004 I think....when it was only for students

Someone please explain the third Leg to me

I like the sound of that tbh

They look sleep deprived, but they’re still adorable (just like me fr)

8 yo Me figuring out how to steal it while causing as much havoc as possible

As a teacher I hated observation days.

Huh, I thought it was a bowling ball, but obviously not.

and that's why dark mode exists for free, (cough cough except for on bp cough cough stop trying to kill our eyes cough cough)

always the school memories

That is such a horrible feeling.

10? rookie numbers.

Or do a backup. You know your computer is going to crash the day before you plan to do a data backup.

Jokes aside, I now appreciate a good sewing kit inside one of those tins...

People my age (early 40s) usually look maturely handsome/beautiful, and have a sense of fashion and appearance/hairstyling/etc. that they have refined over the years. And then there's me: herpaderp-...e1edee.jpg

Same, dude, same

*tonight

Really interesting drawing… and really familiar.

Why 2020 exactly? I feel it more like 2024 to me 😂

i wish i was worth 1.25 million per minute

Only kickballs? There are a variety of sports balls on a healthy gym class ceiling, and also that one helium balloon that took literal years to pop

Why are you so obsessed with me?

Either their standards are really low, or they're not in love at all.

Instagram influencers always gotta emphasize any curves

I was the only kid in my highschool to actually blow a hole in the ceiling of the biology lab! lol

This is oldd 2007 babies can learn to drive a car in some places

All my naps now are after school naps as I do not go to school anymore.

last xmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away...

The opposite of this is "just one more chapter"

beauty is in the eye of the beholder - my beholder has no eyes

I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted this one

I would know immediately. And I would not be impressed - I'm in the pro-Pepsi minority.