damn thats gotta sting

Way too true. I even wander when i talk in person.

My whole body just shivered in an awful way...

I guess the reason I didn't progress more in tennis is that I didn't work hard enough on my expressions.

Pillows can do this when you sleeping hard

That makes me happy actually

No, I'm much older. Was this ever a thing in the UK?

It wasn't supposed to be.

I had one get stuck in my throat. Could not get to the water fast enough.

Or train!

Me being on the bus: where is my book? Gonna read a chapter.

What are you doing in there? Just chilling?

Unfortunately no. I think Lisa was POTUS.

Aye! Dire Straits: Money for nothin, the original extended version.... before some utterly, ridiculous and pathetic "group" of individuals got their k**ckers in a twist for one word!

They look sleep deprived, but they’re still adorable (just like me fr)

Oops I have been caught. I do this.

I like the sound of that tbh

Yes, of course. Duh. So what’s your question?

Thing I've learned is you don't have to read it or answer it.

Mon-fri 9-6 regularly

Equal excitement to see each other!!

8 yo Me figuring out how to steal it while causing as much havoc as possible

Jokes aside, I now appreciate a good sewing kit inside one of those tins...

10? rookie numbers.

I first signed up for Facebook in 2004 I think....when it was only for students

always the school memories

Huh, I thought it was a bowling ball, but obviously not.

That is such a horrible feeling.

Someone please explain the third Leg to me

Same, dude, same

*tonight

As a teacher I hated observation days.

and that's why dark mode exists for free, (cough cough except for on bp cough cough stop trying to kill our eyes cough cough)

i wish i was worth 1.25 million per minute

Why 2020 exactly? I feel it more like 2024 to me 😂

Really interesting drawing… and really familiar.

Or do a backup. You know your computer is going to crash the day before you plan to do a data backup.

The opposite of this is "just one more chapter"

beauty is in the eye of the beholder - my beholder has no eyes

This is oldd 2007 babies can learn to drive a car in some places

Is that what they call a lazy eye?

All my naps now are after school naps as I do not go to school anymore.

Only kickballs? There are a variety of sports balls on a healthy gym class ceiling, and also that one helium balloon that took literal years to pop

Either their standards are really low, or they're not in love at all.

last xmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away...

People my age (early 40s) usually look maturely handsome/beautiful, and have a sense of fashion and appearance/hairstyling/etc. that they have refined over the years. And then there's me: herpaderp-...e1edee.jpg

* no one

And we wonder why we all as a generation have the urge to kill visiting diplomats from troubled countries.

I would know immediately. And I would not be impressed - I'm in the pro-Pepsi minority.

I'm pretty sure I misinterpreted this one

😄

I was the only kid in my highschool to actually blow a hole in the ceiling of the biology lab! lol

Maybe it's campy and possibly a bit pathetic, but I 💖 the precious moments children. The innocence always gave me hope amid a very tumultuous and traumatic childhood. I have very few truly positive memories, but these little figurines are one of them.